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Stoke. Hmmm. Do we still need to concede two before scoring a few? And I hope we let a Centre Back take a free kick into outer space, in homage to Bobby Huth.

They could follow Partick Thistle, the great Glasgow Alternative, instead of supporting the OF. Me, in the John Lambie Stand watching new supporters sing "Mary Fae Maryhill": "YOU AINT NO MUSLIM, BRUV"

Charlie Mulgrew pig sick on SSN just now.

I *love* the fact that he got the sack on the BBC for giving it the big man and demanding more time front and centre.

The Sky Sports Soccer Special has Tim Sherwood, Alan Pardew and Danny Mills. Truly, a cavalcade of c*nts.

They parked the bus and tried to hit us on the break and at set pieces. We passed a lot. We scored. We passed some more. They didn't see the ball for loooooooooong periods. Welcome to Enzo's Leicester City. Football porn.

Enjoyed that.

The pass count / possession stats are going to be pornographic.

This commentator. You have to feel for plucky Preston, who have been brilliant, the equal or better of Leicester, and have only been beaten by some unlucky deflections. I mean, it's like he's saying this stuff for a dare.

Wonder if Preston will get tired working so hard in defence. I think that is what Enzo is banking on.

Sorry missed that. My point still stands. Hate hearing the crowd get excited while watching a slo mo of what I've already seen.

You mean no replays? Good. Detracts a bit from the action when directors are showing stuff other than the game.

That Milwall foul before the goal is incredible. If that happened against us I'd be livid.

Oh this would be a right laugh. They would eat him alive.

Darren England needs either a very long lay-off, or just sacked. There's no way Liverpool fans will have him anywhere near their games, without making a LOT of noise, and you can't have fans choosing the officials.

Scouse conspiracy theorists are going to go nuts at the mancunian accent in the booth

That. Is. Amazing. I guffawed.

If the academic enquiry finally proves, to great fanfare, that all parapsychological phenomena were invented by hucksters and are used to fool and fleece the gullible and the desperate, it will have been money well spent. Not holding my breath, though.

The local news doing vox pops with Rangers fans, and the fans saying they were hopeful that Steven Davis and Alex Rae would do well because "they know the club". Translation "because STAUNCH".

A propos of not very much at all, Enzo Fernandez looks as if he plucks his eyebrows, and it makes it difficult to take him seriously as the massive talent all the pundits make him out to be.

I love the fact that the stock photos of Beale are a bit "Ooh Matron!"

McCoist and Durant again, with Ian Paisley Junior as Physio....

There are Orcs in my timeline seriously suggesting Graham Potter

Wonder who they are going to get in? My money is on Prince Andrew.

Hi there and bonsoir The way we pronounce Kiernan Dewsbury Hall kind of swallows the "u" in "Dewsbury", so the full name has 5 syllables. As such, the name really doesn't scan, poetically, into the song you suggested. But most of all, KDH already has a song associated with him, to the tune of Oasis "Wonderwall". Even if it it is a bit of a dirge.