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How can anyone dispute that? Players have been sent off for far less. What on earth is Neville on about?

We aren't due to play Sheffield Wednesday til the end of November. They will have long since sacked their manager and tightened up by then.

"Whether they are off to get half time refreshment or are leaving..." Wait, what?

Is there anyone who left us in recent years and has done brilliantly without getting injured? Other than Kante, Mahrez, and (early days yet) Maddison?

They showed when they beat us last season that they work hard, they believe in what they are doing and if we aren't on it, they'll make us pay. That said, our recent league form is unbelieveable.

Commentator: "Liverpool rightly ascend brilliantly, past, err, whoever it is they are playing. They should have won by millions, and they are so classy, and their opponents are lucky to be on the same pitch. And Jürgen's spuds taste wonderful"

I absolutely hate that penalty countdown thing. It makes me internally scream GO ON THEN, KICKER, GERRON WI IT, YOU'RE RUNNING OUT OF TIME. I preferred it when I couldn't see a clock counting down.

Just seen a clip of the fighting on the pitch for Slavia Prague v Sparta Prague.

Stop it. They're already dead.

Stuff getting chucked at the players, there.

Really want Luke to slot one of these.

Half of the goal celebrations in the Prem aren't about spontaneous eruptions of emotion. They are about filling social media feeds. I much prefer our far purer "revenge for singing about my wife who leaked stories about my international team mate's wife, before unsucessfully suing her and exploding the internet" goal celebration.

How are they debating it? It's handball.

"The Paris of the South West" ? As in, there are some proper seedy no go areas? Or is it the amount of dog muck on the streets?

So we beat sides and then they fall apart, is that how it works?

Test his piss. He's just too good.

Ndidi - blimey where have you been hiding that, mate? Wout Faes most of that second half - not so much.

Doyle and Hermansen had a little brainfart each, but overall, they were excellent.

We were just better. You can see how we play taking shape, even with all those changes.

The way this commentator says Huang makes me laugh.

Rowe off. Didn't like it in Hamza's pocket.

People slagging Cassadei. He won it back from the kickoff and nearly assisted a second for us. His cameos coming on as a sub so far this season make me think there's deffo a player in there .

The Norfolkers will be fizzing about the ref. Incorrectly, I woukd say, but

Oooh the defender bought what Stephy was selling there

Hamza with afterburners.