Vacamion

It'll be 12:00 kick offs, all police leave cancelled, local alcohol sales restricted.

I think Wolves, in their recent form, would have given Spurs more of a game today.

Sunderland getting to Europe have finished above Newcastle, who they beat twice. Le Bris should have got manager of the season.

West Ham will bully the second tier, I reckon.

Watch the twats celebrate.

Got to play to 102 minutes, now.

This is a good life lesson, West Ham - Never, ever rely on anyone else and always do stuff yourself because everyone else is shit.

That guy Barry for Everton has given possession away again and again. Everton need Jordan Ayew.

I think if Everton could spawn one, Spurs crowd might turn a bit.

Controversy saved up for later if West Ham win and Spurs are passing it around their back four on 90 plus 1, knowing they are safe with a point

That Cole Palmer advert is a bit given recent developments. Underarm deodorant ads have done for the careers of Ben Chilwell and Mason Mount, so Palmer is next.

Strangely, given what's at stake West Ham have looked half way to the beach at times.

I know most of us want Spurs to go down but I can't see it. Sadly, I think Spurs win and West Ham lose today.

Depending on the result this afternoon, we could be minnows compared to Lincoln City and Stockport County next season. It stings.

This is looking like nil - nil at 90, ET and penalties.

I still call anyone taking a lot of holidays at at work "Judith Chalmers", much to the confusion of my colleagues in their 20s and 30s.

Love that Maguire's Mam has weighed in. Gonna get my Mam on the case next time I don't get a promotion at work...

It would boil my piss if I'd spent wads travelling to and entering the ground and I got a great view behind the goal, and then some geek was waving a massive flag in front of me incessantly for 90 mins. Probs not great to be a Freiburg fan for other reasons tonight, though.

That's a better goal.

Always had that in his locker.

I'm presuming that the person who responded to the OP with the laughing emoji did so in error.

West Ham fans baws shrinking mightily during that last attack

What? Lol.

Sky are desperate for some last day nailbiting, so looking forward to the crestfallen commentary when Spurs gwibble it in jammily in added on time.

Boo