Vacamion

This has got injury time Man United ridiculous soft penalty written all over it.

Whatever the outcome, I'm amazed that Sky have never cottoned onto the fact that having a Man United fan as co-commentator annoys the baws off of fans of all other clubs. They wouldn't do it for Celtic or Rangers, without some balance, but they inflict Neville on us. Can only conclude that they know exactly what they are doing, and want the annoyance and the clicks.

Boring Now go on and win it Bournemouth.

That was just awful defending.

Oh FFS.

It's even better because he waxing so lyrically about his beloved team at the end of the first half.

Olivier Giroud played for UK clubs for 9 years. He's on Sky as a pundit and his level of English, for someone who worked here for nearly a decade, is not that good. He's struggling a bit to express himself and couldn't understand Carragher (maybe give him a pass on that last point )

Way to get your fans onside when you take over as manager at a new club.

Shit goal And it still didn't stop Drury giving it some with his prewritten lines.

If you look at some of the howlers that established Premier League kerpers make, this one hardly registers and luckily we had enough in the bank for it not to count. Hopefully he learns from it. Made a very good save first half.

Several candidates for MOTM there. (Clue - it wasn't Stolarczyk ) James still indispensable - player of the season by a street, so far. Skipp put in some very good defensive work and the goal against wasn't his fault. Luke and Ricky had their best games for a while. Nelson again solid. BDCR with another goal, and a pearler at that, worked hard and was part of a lot of our good stuff in the first half. Can't be dropped at present. Abdul Fatawu, for that goal, which you won't tire of seeing, probs gets MOTM, though.

Sign him up.

I'm an aging fella with grey in my beard, but I will see Abdul's goal in my sleep.

I don't blame Skipp for that.

Lots of refs would have given a foul, there for Davis falling over. Will take that.

I know we're all a bit mardy about the "two half" thing, our inconsistent form, and the doldrums that the club are in, but come on, that goal there is why you watch and love the game. Get me a GIF of it, pronto.

SHOOT!

That's one of the best very long shots you'll ever see. Not from just inside the half. He's launched that from about 60 yards. Rub your eyes, they won't see one like that for a while.

WHAT A GOAL LEGEND

Great assist from Luke

I've heard a few shouts that McTominay not being nominated (when he was up for the Balon d'Or, has taken Italy by storm and scored THAT goal to help his team qualify for the first time in a generstion) means that the game is bent. Would an Englishman have been nominated for doing all that? I think so.... (err, well, this is embarrassing, you know what I mean, slopes off )

I wonder if the microscopic blue nub in the second half was a Luke Thomas long throw-in.

Most would have taken 4 points before last weekend and if you knew nothing about the game, it's a fairly good away point. But that second half was worse than shoving stinging nettles down your pants whilst gargling with drawing pins.

Ayew shooting from 30 yards cos he's shagged.

Would take a point just now.