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Okoli, that was awful

If Wednedsay haven't had a full preseason, they should be running out of juice this half. I live in hope.

As I recall we were the worse side two years ago on opening day, til we were rescued late on by KDH. Sadly, we don't have KDH this time.

Seeing Vestergaard throw his arms up because there's nothing on is pretty damning. Lucky not to be further behind.

Booing after 46 minutes of the season. New record.

Thing is, that wasn't a jammy goal against the run of play. They probs deserve to be ahead on chances so far. Work to be done.

Weds have had by far the better chances up to now.

Great save.

That's class from the fans

Wednesday fans outside the ground missing them largely bossing it, so far.

All Wednesday so far.

The no sponsor shirts look ok, actually.

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That away end protest getting some coverage.

All the kids on Merseyside will be wearing Frimpong wigs next week

Ruud Van Nistelfuentes (don't pop a bollock, I'm getting that one in first for the lols)

Bobson Dugnutt and Sleve McDichael

A gazillion times this. The format will probably die / revert to T20 when the big money franchise stuff kicks in, and not a moment too soon. There's a reason why the "set of 5" / 100 ball crap has caught on nowhere else in the world, and not really here, actually. And then BBC gets a chance to broadcast it free to air, and they have a chance to differentiate themselves from Sky, and do it better, but no, they do it largely the same, only worse. I like Alex Hartley, Isa Guha and Sir Alastair on TMS, but a lot of the stuff they talk about on the Hundred leaveszme cold. No one. Not a soul asked for on-field player interviews and they add bob-all to the coverage. It's been foisted on us all because they do it elsewhere. Shame.

Tried watching the Hundred on the BBC. The commentary is utterly honking failure banter and the on-field player-chat thing is excruciating.

Southampton have all the possession and aren't really doing anything with it, they are just mostly farting about in the middle third.

Maybe our players could score and sit on the advertising hoardings?

Flash some red cards, you muppet.

There it is

If there's one goal or fewer in this game in the last few minutes, you know Ipswich will score to change the outcome via a deflection off a Birmingham player's arse, anyway.

If we there is going to be a song to the tune of "Volare" / "Ranieri" / "Iborra", it should be for Stolarczyk, as the name scans just like "Volare" Stolarczyk, whoa-oh Stolarczyk, whoa-oh-oh-oh You'll never beat the Pole Who's standing in our goal