Vacamion
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Everything posted by Vacamion
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Shkiperreally boring.
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BRING OUT THE GIMP
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Norton set that up wonderfully.
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All good for those of us who speaka da lingo, but they should put subbies up for the songs nor in English.
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That it's magnificent.
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200 million of of our fellow Europeans are watching this and belting out a song in English.
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Sorry, new to Eurovision 25, having not seen any of the preliminaries. How THE FRIG is this favourite?
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Bara Bada Bastu sounds like what my Glaswegian neighbours call me.
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Denmark could split the atom with them thighs.
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Why do they keep needing to warn us about flashing lights? If you have epilepsy and flashing lights are your kryptonite, you are hardly likely to settle down to watch Eurovision, are you?
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My lovely Portu-horse.
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Very Eurovision Have THAT, watching Americans.
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That look occurs if you order the phaal instead of the korma.
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Cyprus furiously voting 20 times for this.
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"Hello, this is Nana" "But Nana, you're dead"
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She's singing in German to Techo. What's not to like?
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Honest, most 52 year olds I know would have a little bit of piss coming out as they descended on them ropes.
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52? What, in dog years?
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He genuinely looks like the prossie from the film 1984.
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As they say in Glasgow, you would go in as a tattie and come out as chips.
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BLOOD PRESSURE NOT HELSINKING.
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Norton has prepped us for something special, and it doesn't disappoint.
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Bit pitchy, pal.
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Costumes so tight you could see their Latvias.
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That only makes me more inclined to vote for them*. *And freeing the herb.
