Vacamion

I think Italy and Scotland might have the nous or the invention to score against France. Wales have repeatedly chucked it sideways with little gain a few times them kicked it to the oppositon. It's not great to see.

Would like Wales to break their duck here, but they have the stink of a Wooden Spoon about them.

Was that not forward?

Oh FFS Villa

Agent McGinn with the assist

Neil Lennon giving it "Austin Villa"

It would be quite amusing if The Beggars get a record shafting tonight.

You've probably hurt Woyo's feelings with this post.

Top standing in the background, welling up, whilst the lawyer reads out the statement is pretty hard to watch.

That was a load of bob.

Are we.... Sheff United's feeder club?

Boo.

This game is not very entertaining. Should be last on MOTD2.

Stolarczyk taking an age to take kicks and then that ankle injury that he seemed to recover very quickly from. Ayew with multiple injury stoppages, after almost every aerial challenge (he was getting a bit of arm and elbow to the head, to be fair) Justin going down twice, not quite long enough to bring on treatment, before he went off. Bobby DCR with an extended arguing of the toss after a free kick awarded against us, and getting a yellow. Winks' quite decent rugby tackle on Gray. Vardy taking an age to go off the pitch. I'm not counting the Daka stoppage in added on time, because he was absolutely clattered. Any more?

Big 6 though...

Maybe he's an on-pitch leader of the sort we've lacked of late (even if he did nearly talk himself into a red )

Ange has a horrific injury crisis to manage, but they look so fragile and beatable. Tamworth saw it and nearly did them. The fact that we (after 7 losses) exploited it, will sicken them. You have to think Ange is in deep trouble.

He had no chance with Richarlison's goal, which was squarely down to Faes, but otherwise, imperious, even if he might have been booked earlier for the dark arts. He even made great saves when Spurs had been offside.

Well that was a turn up. A bit embarrassed by the time wasting, but everyone else does it. Bilal, what a strike.

Spurs fans singing that they want Levy out at 0-0. They could have it worse. They could have recruited Palace and Fulham's reserves over the Summer. They could have a defence powered by nuclear brain-fart. They could be paying top wonga for Ward and Coady to be cheerleaders. They could be stuck up a PSR gumtree. Then they might have something to sing about.

Ruud picked Ayew because he looked sad. Not realising that's how he looks all the time.

Form guide suggests this will be a classic.

10 pages pre-match chat already This is up there with some dark days of the past. Foxestalk is not happy.

I hate Chelsea but you love to see Man City go full comedy mode.

Wonderscrawl ?