Vacamion

We got a new smart meter fitted on Monday. Bravo Scottish Power, for not having a scooby about how new our meter is

Sharm El Sheikh. I think this will suffice as a description. The doctor I had to go and see after three days of me emptying myself and with me weak, pale and sweaty, tossed his head back laughing as he boomed, "Hah! You Eeenglish, you ALL get ze explosive diarrhoea! " The dudes on the flight home, who all shot straight up when the seatbelt light went on to go and stand in a queue for the crapper, dancing and contorting and puffing their cheeks, would doubtless agree. And also regret their choice of pale linen trousers. Never again

Of course Saints score at the death.

Southampton soooo lucky to get away with that.

Martin must be in danger if Stoke put them out.

It's because they changed the rules and ball boys are no longer allowed to throw the ball to players.

Go on Southampton, stay true to your principles. Go on Man City and Haaland, pile goals on.

Not just that, but we used our 37 year old GOAT (who seems to be playing every game) for a full 90 minutes, which isn't a stategy that can last. If we saw enough in Edouard to bring him in, it's baffling that he isn't used.

Ayew came on and lost the ball a few times, created hardly anything and didn't even get any of his usual falling over fouls. He added not very much at all. As good an impact sub as Fatawu might have been, I'm not sure that starting Ayew over Fatawu is the answer.

Dreadful second half, a game punctuated by our brain farts. Deserved losers. It was a ding dong game first half, but if you concede every game, you are [South Park Ski Instructor meme] going to have a bad time. We move on. Ipswich game is massive.

Don't like to single our own players out for criticism, but Ayew has come on and given it away repeatedly amd added not much at all. Baffling.

We've fallen victim to brain farts, played alright first half and then fell away. It looks like Forest are savvy enough to close ranks and see it out. Given the opponent and the manager, it isn't going to be pretty in here later.

Would it help if I suggested that the ref tonight is my mate.

That's weak

[Ron Burgundy voice]: I instantly regret this post.

Okoli doing well, Wood aint had a sniff so far (sorry, gone and jinxed it now)

I think we look good. Forest create chances against any team but we've created, too. It's a fairly entertaining game and if we are going to go down tonight, we'll go down swinging. Mads save I mean, blimey...

Nothing to do with selection, that. Just 2 x fluff ups Pawson has given us bob all so far.

Carragher: "Fatoowah"

I like tutting, rolling my eyes and being disdainful

Gary Neville saying Vardy has lost his speed, isn't a skillful player and is only still playing because he's at a small club. He's obviously never seen any of the assists, deft touches, lobs, crosses, spirit, opposition-baiting and leadership that Vardy adds, or for that matter that he can still burst through and score. Neville too busy watching the greedy 6....

Now go and smash 'em.

Man United might not wait too long with ETH if they don't buck up.

How do you block/mute trolls again?

£30 million Palace spent on Nketiah. That's a lot of millions.