Craig

I think we've somehow become fortunate with this signing, but I'd have certainly taken Edouard back in May. Hasn't worked out at Palace but he's not been disastrous, and he was prolific before. We need a striker with some physicality too.

Not sure it's a wind up...

Bye then

Please don't let us down this time

What on earth are we up to

I miss Liam

Where's this?

I drive past there every day, and for weeks it'd been annoying me that they hadn't touched the banners. They looked faded and worn. Very impressed they've gone with our history as the theme with the new ones. Looks really good, far beyond what I imagined they'd do. Just needs a blue fascia above them to hide those hideous covers at the back of the stands.

He only wants Roma

Forget tiers, I'm in tears

You might want to check out who he owns

We need a match winner, and he is that. It's a no brainer so long as he is motivated.

Don't they usually have black shorts?

Player only wants Crystal Palace

He only wants Roma?

Enzo

On this right now and can assure you that the Premium Lounge for an extra £18 is well worth it All you can eat/drink.

We are going to need a squad, so this would be a good signing.

For Moder?

Nope, but that's not his fault and I think he'll give it a good shot.

He has done for many years

Daewoo Matiz

I think the fact that Enzo's mouthpiece has been smugly indicating that Enzo has been interviewed already is enough to suggest Enzo is more than open to leaving. Romano reports a lot of nonsense, but on this occasion he's probably right.

Man Utd to win so Newcastle get dumped out of Europe without playing a game

I want him to stay and I'll be disappointed if he goes, but he's not without his flaws and we've always been a stepping stone for him. I'm more concerned about who we go for next, but I was pleasantly surprised when we opted for Maresca.