Jaspa

Damsgaard looking quite agile today, best I've seen of him at Brentford.

They keep calling him "King". Carragher came out with "King of Kings", bizarre stuff. F*** Forest

Just now Swansea v Southampton, after the Swansea goal which should've been offside - "he doesn't like giving away goals!", as the camera pans too a broody Russell Martin patrolling his technical area.

Villa fans have given Tielemans one of the most generic chants available

Chaplin header won it for them, the lad is 5'5"

Pearson agreed that it was a red

Simple mistakes for their second and third goals. We were hanging on to the lead with the Hamza on for Cannon sub, all the momentum for Cov to attack and we didn't defend well enough. If Fatawu didn't see red I'm certain we'd have remained the better side. Disappointing we've gone away to yet another local derby to lose. Didn't manage to get Forest in the Cup or Prem. Love us to assert ourselves on the local scruffs more.

Where was Vestergaard? Red card crippled us

When the ball is bobbling around, multiple tackles and someone flies in at force you often see reds given. He's off the floor, lots of momentum. The Cov lad did well to spin with it, their fans and players up in arms and it's a hastily made decision. Will be a tough second half - O'Hare & Sakamoto were causing problems. They don't have a striker on the pitch yet. Need to dig deep now, fans and players.

Hull fans particularly unhappy with the ref. https://vxtwitter.com/KevChad80/status/1745938923220504580

Norwich roughing Hull up abit tonight. Lost Connolly after taking 2 whacks in 15 minutes, swinging elbow to another player that eventually got a yellow... 1-0 Naaaarch

Certainly wasn't a mistake him coming to Leicester. He immediately raised our media profile and signed Kasper in particular who might never have signed without Sven. Honourable he's approaching it head on. Hope he can eek his best out of what's left. A great character.

Commentators keep mentioning how surprised they are Howson gave it away too; a player at the height of his career who was an average player for Norwich, tonight up against sugardaddy regen-wonderkid FC.

Middlesbrough lose their main striker a minute in against Chelsea. Nasty late tackle which landed on the ankle, no pen and the commentators saw no wrong.

Arsenal all over Liverpool

Forest really play their rinky tink Scottish anthem before the start of the second half too?

Wolves player already sent off after a clumsy challenge on Norgaard, who's helped off the pitch to avoid putting any weight on his injury. Big loss if he's out for a while.

Embarrassing dive by Eze, looked amateur. Palace's kit really not doing it for me either. Ripe for a relegation imo.

It's like when Thracian told everyone his pet names, you're just lacking a Ricky Sappleton. Hope Wilf's alright. Any news of a new contract? Be good to retain some Premier League know-how for next season.

Not sure about Richarlison's latest neck tattoo, but that's before taking into consideration this is a man who's gone full Steve-O and has his own face emblazoned on his back.

Bought my first race style bike, having it put together in Halfords this coming week. Need to have it up and running in an efficient state asap because I'll need it mainly for the commute to work. Haven't ridden in 3+ years. While I don't intend to go all in with the lycra clad fart sniffing cyclemaniac society just yet, I still have to make sure my bike is trued with all the gears balanced right and the nuts & bolts torqued to the appropriate pressure. Will moaning at Halfords mechanics be worth my time or do I have to figure this all out myself/take it to a decent shop?

What a donkey

Technical level on display is barely Football League at times