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Not really. He just sidles up to players and says, "Get your coat, love. You're coming back to Seagrave with me." Crude but effective.

Apparently his left clavicle is in top working order - a fine specimen, they say.

We need to pressure the club to make this happen. Is anybody else up for joining a Million Manhoef March?

They’ve only got 15 seats, so if your prediction is correct it will basically mean the end of the Lib Dems as a parliamentary party. But I suspect you’re right and that he won’t survive this.

Except Silva was signed in the summer, not January. So just the foreign midfielder bit.

He was out with illness last night. He also seems pretty certain he won't be leaving Man Utd this January, judging from his social media activity.

I don't think anybody is deliberately playing it down. It's just that, for many of us brought up in north Leicestershire, Coventry have simply never been on our radar as a rival.

2029 with an obligation to extend for two more years if he can’t find another club in that time.

Rumoured bust-up between KDH and who?

That was the commentary they had on 5Live. Probably BBC Radio London. The bias was extraordinary.

Yes.

Is anybody listening on 5Live? It’s like listening to a couple of Millwall fans watching it in the pub.

Nothing is certain and it won’t be easy to get a player of the right quality, but the club will be seeking to do business this month. It’s nowhere near as unlikely as you seem to imply. I wouldn’t be surprised at all if we get a midfielder in on loan.

We were prioritising a number 8 before Ndidi was injured because we don't have strength in depth there. Now we'll simply have to get somebody in.

Kristiansen went on loan because he didn't want to play the role that Maresca asked him to. I can't see him coming back while Maresca is here because we're unlikely to play with conventional full backs (which is how Kristiansen regards himself). He'll go as soon as anybody offers a fee we regard as acceptable.

Reportedly there’s a remake of a famous 80s film in the works….

Judging from their message boards, lots of Leeds, Ipswich, Southampton fans etc have been pinning all their hopes that AFCON would derail us. They desperately want to believe that the absence of our African players during Jan/Feb will pull us right back into the mix. It’s going to be tough when they find out that only Daka is going…

It’s funny how certain mystery injuries can sometimes just mysteriously clear up a few weeks later, isn’t it? 😉

He’ll be playing in our next league game.

I’ve also met him a few times and found him to be charm personified. Maybe I just got him on good days.

Do you know him personally?

Iheanacho picks up a mysterious injury with an unknown return date just before the AFCON? Righto, Enzo. Righto 😉

Is Nacho on the bench or what?

It’s usually a red button on the top left.