Arkie Bennett

Caught a whopper? Tiddler more like it.

Spawny bastards, just like last season.

Most unlike United to benefit from a dodgy offside decision when there's no VAR.

Rat features coming on to save the day.

United need to go out and spend £200m on new players.

Cheating Covscum.

Magnificent goal, similar to the one against Fiorentina.

We are now merely an average Championship team, an also-ran.

How utterly amateurish to centrally justify a letter.

Not sure where his arm is supposed to be if not close to his body.

United should be winning this with all the assistance they're getting from the officials.

So the time of the foul affects whether it's a yellow card?

Excellent corner, weak goalkeeper flapping about.

When did "leadership group" become a thing? Are players promoted and relegated to and from it? Who decides? Is it in their contracts?

Pi$$ poor, with emphasis on the pi$$.

Faes, arms spread.

Awful.

Thank you to all for the kind and supportive words. I'm trying to distract myself with music, playing and listening. I wish all the very best to those on a similar journey.

"Handball!" they shout. It hit his arse.

I thought it was a cheap radio advertising jingle.

Had a colonoscopy on Sunday after my stool sample showed blood. On Wednesday I received the shocking news that the growth they found is cancerous. They aren't hanging around, I had scans yesterday and today which will show the extent of the cancer. Next week they will plan what to do. It will definitely need surgery. Hopefully it hasn't spread. I'm so scared.

Man U fans used to do that all the time and I always felt it contributed to a divide between players and fans.

Collectively a bunch of wasters who, as a team, all have to take full responsibility, even the better performers on the day. They have to be rid of this comfortable bubble they occupy, along with the arrogance and complacency which pervade the whole club. We face Championship mid-table mediocrity for a long time to come.

Shocking. No confidence. No determination.

Fecking idiot.