Arkie Bennett

Ratface desperately kicking the ball at opponents and screaming for handball.

Zamora who famously said he doesn't like to watch football.

Either a complete disaster or magnificent inspiration. My head says he was already a bit-part player at West Ham, and the car crash as good as brought his career to an end. That we are the only club to pursue him, halfway through this season, raises huge red flags. How desperate we have become.

I remember we had the same complaints about the main camera position and angle last time we played there.

I'm glad you included a pic, as I was starting to get a strange image in my head of Winks's little fella.

He's the balding midfield maestro that the game is crying out for.

Thomas winding up the sheep with perfectly legal throw-ins.

I saw it afterwards. Not my day today for getting things right.

I missed it at first. I've been getting things wrong all day.

"Denied by the crossbar!" No, denied by being off target.

Yes! Disallow that one!

Foul on Ayew but not enough to leave him writhing with agony. He'd have got up immediately if the kick was given.

Appalling from the lino.

Yesssss! To Derby: "Are you Leicester in disguise?'"

Sky hyping up the "rivalry".

Sky hyping up the "rivalry".

I didn't realise you were being so serious about it. Anyway, I did hear Hammers fans chanting it at the end of a chorus of Bubbles, so that might be your answer. 🥱

It's on their badge...

Roy Keane talking about "United" ahead of kick off, as if there is only one of them in this game.

Maybe the commentators will stop puffing up Welbeck now.

Merely skimming the surface.

Carragher: "Newcastle must be kicking themselves." They'd miss if their defending for that goal was anything to go by.

Brainless. He shows zero understanding of what it's like to be a fan. This was an opponent celebrating a goal against us. It's barely different to joining in their celebrations at the time; worse in a way because he had the time to think about how fans would react.

And flinging his arm in the air as he was landing.

He'll be back. This man spilled blood for the cause. His commitment is beyond question.