Arkie Bennett

To be fair, there's a long queue of people who would want to do that to Cucurella.

Ndidi row Z usual.

Superb goal.

"All fixture dates/kick-off times are subject to change." Hardly fixtures then. More like estimates or suggestions.

Tyler Morton on. Time to change channel.

Viscous or vicious? Nah, both.

Faes repeatedly being drawn 30 yards forward, then Wales play it past him.

Faes back to form.

I'd forgotten about this, and I've just tuned in to what appears to be the European falling over championship.

How did horse face miss those?

He's been going nowhere for years.

My mother opened mine and scoffed the lot.

They wouldn't be neutral then.

Solanke hahahaha

Richarlison and Fernandes on the same pitch. This game has no redeeming features.

This is well placed to go Spursy. Imagine bottling a European final against this shower...

A Shaw OG off his arm exemplifies the high quality on display.

"It needs a goal" It needs two better teams.

The hyperbole from the commentators is laughable. "Postecoglou said you can forget form", yes, cos they're both shite. "Casemiro is the man for the big occasion", but not so the ordinary occasion. This is a hyped up event between two over-entitled clubs who would have been relegation candidates in a more even Premier League.

I don't want either of them to win, but I do want at least one of them to lose.

A lot of talk about the follow-through. All down his shin.

That was one hell of a strike.

That's what I meant.

"Look at this, look at this!" then they immediately change the camera

With his signature.