The Doctor

do you not remember Italian football in the mid 2000s? some refs absolutely do cheat. var doesn't fix that mind because it's the same refs behind the screen and protecting their mates

would you like a humour transplant? low rates with the Hollywood upstairs medical college certificate of approval

I would like to propose my new economic theory. it's called pinata economics. very simple, we beat the rich with sticks until the money falls out of them

the club that have spent similar amounts to Chelsea and man utd but become perennial title winners rather than meme clubs yes. where the money comes from and their attempts to hide non-compliance with FFP are irrelevant to the point at hand

nonsense, just need to find which section of the season to cut out and declare to be the whole season where Leeds would therefore be the greatest team on earth. sure some of them can tell you exactly what period that is

his agent is Kanoute? there's a shooting advice joke in there for the bores

farke really embracing the Leeds mentality then, of being a whiny victim mentality ****

the hot weather though, Brussel has got to go get two pints of Stella and a curry in a spoons after the match so you can see why really

nah, get Danny ward a just stop oil membership and have him chain himself to the post, might concede less goals than he normally does that way

on the piss, Brexit tackling... Duffy's taken this game being on a Sunday a bit too seriously

?? if Burnley had won they'd be two points behind forest with a final day clash at home to forest. win and they'd have had good odds of staying up

Brendan would love it there, mental owner who supports his dream of signing 600 shit players every season

it's a literal bowl, every seat is the same. you'll get a map of the block on the screen and just how many stairs do you want to climb to reach the seat

really good goal that, love to see franchise FC getting dicked

christ Chris wood is absolutely honking

irish act missing the final run as well... what a shitshow.

West Brom Narwich Southampton End of life on earth Leeds In that order.

daily mail just doing the full "for privacies sake let's call her Lisa S, no that's too obvious, L Simpson" bit there

it was yea, 09/10 home kit was sponsorless, away was the blue sash with loros sponsor

are you trying to get rid of the other eye?

no-ones said they aren't corrupt as ****? being corrupt as **** is a key part of running a successful business these days. but it's undeniable that man city use the money they throw around far more effectively than others (Chelsea and man utd have both spent something like a billion quid since their last title wins) because man city are a well oiled machine behind the scenes and have people who know how to use the stupid amount of money they have access to

genuinely hilarious how the minute he rocks up at Bayern, they have their first trophyless season since 2012

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/articles/cd13r56z21xo lol, send them down

theres a good chance that that was many 26-32 year olds first game as well because the club did distribute a bunch of tickets in the away end to local primary schools. also, what would a shithousery thread be without the man, the myth, the legend himself: