funkyrobot

I’m not sure whether you’re being sarcastic or you are being deadly serious? 🥺😂

Managed to make a team that can’t create even less creative. How he still can’t find a way to fit Mavididi and Buonanotte into his side is really quite remarkable. This set up is entirely reliant on El Khanouss as the one creative player in the team and based on his performance against WHAM, he’s now playing with minimal confidence too!

Feeling pretty positive tbh. Chelsea’s Premier League form in the last 10 games has been less than impressive - won 3, drew 2, lost 5. Palmer’s goals and assists have completely dried up. Enzo’s popularity with the fans has dipped markedly with questions over his team selections and style of play. The fans have also staged a significant protest against the owners. They will also be tired after playing in Europe on Thursday night. Based on this I think we’ll do ok - If we significantly improve our work rate compared to the West Ham match, I’m predicting a tight 5-0 win for Chelsea with goal shy Palmer scoring no more than 3. Come on you foxes! 🦊

Not brilliant for Cover and Raikhy. Are both out of contract at the end of this season?

What does he offer then?

Because he has no strength to hold the ball up, no pace for a ball over the top and no real dribbling ability to make up for that lack of pace.

He’s a good lad is Wright. Looked good in his last preseason for the 1st team and was then sold. Could do with his effort and guile now.

Swinging punches and a headbutt after the Ipswich snide elbow, glasses grab. Cunha will get banned for more than 3 games. Presumably the leniency they dealt with the first incident was based on him not stepping out of line for the rest of the season. He’ll be in trouble. Great news for Ipswich. It won’t impact us as we aren’t winning any games until the pressure’s off after we are mathematically relegated.

Never knew he even played Basketball.

Yeh and hopefully he’ll invert for an extra dog biscuit

Who cares about the run in, let’s celebrate a weekend when Leicester City will definitely NOT lose a game. What a fabulous weekend. 🥰

Yeh Ruud said Woyo had a small injury but then instantly moved on and emphasised that he’d come from Italy and that he had to adjust. Sounds to me more like the injury was cover for his signing that he now doubts!

Mavididi was our best player after he got subbed on. He’s a true winger, he’s meant to take players on, even the best wingers will probably lose the ball 50% of the time. It’s a position where you have to take risk and as such the ball will be lost at times but every now and then an opportunity will be created. Nothing was ever going to come from BDCR. As for Bilal, he was poor all night and he played backwards far too much.

He’s been one of our better players but he was poor last night. He played negatively and didn’t apply his usual press. His role is becoming a bit of a luxury one. At times he’s as high as Vardy but then doesn’t feel it necessary to play like a true number 10 (not a goal threat, doesn’t look like assisting) at the same time he doesn’t become the third midfielder to help out the two number 6’s. Maybe he’d be better playing as an 8 in a more Maresca system where he’d have a more obviously defined role?

Of the starters Justin was better than VK tonight.

Bobby’s punching a bit with a solid 2 out of 10 isn’t he?

We really should be able to score zeros on match ratings.

Needs a rest. Bring Ricardo back on the right v Chelsea & move Justin to the left.

He’s given up and so most of the players have given up.

The ‘Ghost of BDCR™️’ experiment HAS to stop. We are already effectively playing with 10 men with Vardy so isolated but playing with Reid means we are a man down in a key role. We are so much better now he is off the pitch.

He’s continually getting percentage balls played up to him, he’s got absolutely no chance to win headers against Kilman. Hes getting no support from any of the other attacking players and our centre midfielders are an absolute waste of time.

Has a team EVER shown this amount of respect to Aaron Wan Bissaka? Employing BDCR as a deep lying left midfielder to block fkin AWB rather than try and attack and push him back shows me Ruud has officially lost the plot.

Get him off and bring Podcast on. That’s how bad he was.

RVN confidence boost masterclass. Hook Coulibaly at halftime in his first start in preference for a centre back who hadn’t kicked a ball correctly for 45 mins and then drop him out of a rubbish squad completely in the next game. His confidence will be sky high.

I know it’s becoming repetitive but the game plan should be Mads gets the ball, gives it to Bobby Reid on the edge of his own area and just let him go work his magic…