StanSP

Some of his stuff is Mahrez-esque.

They were superb. Full credit to them in their efforts against their owner. Literally sang all game.

87th minute. Same goal time that we had for our winner today as we did against Cov on opening day of the season in 23/24.

I love this guy Just makes this happen.

Any note pad or Gucci belt?

Be a shame if he's here beyond deadline day.

I think he did towards the end when he cupped his ears. Needless thing to do when you've just scored, to your own fans.

What did he say?

2nd half was much better but even then, we have to be better overall to have a chance of promotion. Winks made the difference. Recycled the ball well and kept things going. Gonna be fun watching Monga, Fatawu and hopefully BEK all season.

To do battle for the Ballon d'Or.

It's a nothing midfield! Totally uninspiring. Bet Wednesday were lapping that up. At 3.15 when squads were announced.

Soumare is literally same shit different day. Man doesn't know what he's doing on or off the ball. Still as infuriating as ever. They seem to want it more and have the desire and urgency. Simple as that. We're tame, languid, lazy and slow. Relying on one or two players to do something. It's all well and good have BEK and Fatawu and Mavididi as part of an attack, but it means absolutely shit all with no help around them against a team now happy to sit back. Ayew has no one to play off when the ball is played into his feet. This could have been an 'easy' game but the application from the players has just made it unnecessarily harder. Get Soumare off, no need for 2 similar DMs anyway. Huge improvement needed not just this half but beyond. Can't play like this every week and expect results.

Man's doing a lap round the pitch acknowledging the fans. Certainly knows how to endear himself to the fans! Couldn't see Cooper doing it . What a man.

Got in with ease in C2 block. So did family. Only issue is the steward on the inside of the concourse a) looks like he's about to drop or B) is too busy hugging his mates so if there's any issues there's no one around to actually help

The teal training top is beaut in person. Pink kit is nice too, not too bothered about the two-tone. My eyesight is shocking so barely notice it

Lammy.

He just seems very useless and incompetent. He doesn't give off the vibe that he knows what he's doing or what he's capable of.

There's always one freak-ish result on the first day of the season. I didn't expect it to be at Bramall Lane! Pretty standard fare in the other games. Millwall beating Norwich away perhaps a bit of a surprise.

Not sure it does. Obvs would love to keep him but most know he doesn't want to be here and most also know he's too good for this league. I think we'll see him leave closer to the window closing, and just hope we get a decent fee again. And more to the point I hope we have adequate and suitable replacement(s) ready!

Bargain. Absolute bargain. Can only hope there's realistic decent add ons over the next few years. Now hopefully we can spend a bit and get a striker or two and better defenders.

Oh so this is what it's like when Coady and Ward put effort in...

https://fantasy.premierleague.com/leagues/auto-join/sezdn5

Ward, Coady, James and who else?

Money in. Can whichever club is willing to pay that, take Faes instead?

It's a shit penalty as well. Keeper saves it and they'll call it as that. But he 'coolly puts it away' apparently...