BoneDog

50/50. I've had that happen before and my drier was fine for two years more. Someone I know had it happen and their drier was knackered. GOOD LUCK.

That's why I only launch bum torpedo's at home.

There is no toilet roll in the caliphate. It's bidet's all round. They call people who use toilet roll "dirty animals who smear poo all around their backdoor". Seen them say it on Youtube.

Text me when we're on 3,999,650, I want a chance to sniff his chest.

What prize does the 4,000,000th poster receive? Edit: I think the fasting thing is more to do with health reasons. It's good for your insides and pipes and whatnot somehow, like a detox. Same with the positions they put their bodies in during prayer, those are good exercises for something or other. It's all about keeping the true followers alive longer and staying strong health-wise in my opinion.

"20 minutes of action". F*&k me his Dad needs to take a look in the mirror and think about why his son turned out to be a c&nt.

Doing a bit of yodeling to pass the time while waiting for the speed demon to tell us what's the crack

Did anyone see that "Vardy World Class?" thread on Digital Spy a few weeks ago? There's a few wally's on there. I was keeping an eye on it when he was totting up the goals for his consecutive Prem goals record and meant to sign up when he became a record breaker just to say aaaah stick that up your pipe and smoke it but I forgot.

Delighted for Fury. Started to worry when he was putting his hands behind his back and show-boating a bit even in round 1, but the worry was unjustified. Wasn't a classic but got the result he deserved. Nice bit of singing at the end showing the love for his wife. If this were any other UK fighter I think we'd be hearing a lot more about it on UK Sports news, hardly seen a peep on tv this morning.

Had a breakfast bap for breakfast this morning from a mobile cafe next to a lake somewhere. Massive bap, sausages, bacon, tomatoes, egg and mushrooms. It was about as big as my head. Cafe's are hit and miss but this one was like michelin star material.

Do you get your history from Carry On films? As for the present, most people in that part of the world are just as civilised as you are. Some more so. You should know that IS are mostly comprised of paid mercenaries, plenty of psychos who are lured in with big money. And they don't represent the people of the countries they have been let loose in. They are killing locals everywhere they go, so I think it is unfair to label the whole region uncivilised because of a small minority of paid up, bloodthirsty, drugged up psychopaths. For the record, bright lights and big cities don't mean that somewhere is civilised. There are just as many barbaric and uncivilised humans in our part of the world as anywhere else. There is no need for me to compile a long list of recent proof, it's easy to check and examples are never-ending. If and when our country becomes 'lawless' you will see just as much barbarism on our shores as you now see on the news from other 'lawless' places. And if the death squads weren't shipped in, sent over the borders and set upon the Syrian police, army and civilians it would still be. I can't quite believe how western govts such as the US and UK are getting away with their support for foreign mercenary opposition terrorists (who were never moderate at all) in Syria. They are literally supporting IS and affiliates, and aren't trying to hide it. All sane people know that Assad needs to win this war, which he didn't start, for the sake of the whole region and the people there, and yet western govts want rid of Assad even if it means backing and helping the worst terrorists.