Chester Dontlie Posted 12 February 2017 Posted 12 February 2017 Fellow Leicester faithful, Recently some friendly FT users have suggested to me that Rachel might be a Manchester United fan in disguise. At first I thought they were queer or jealous of her FT reputation. Sadly, it turned out their accusations weren't unfounded. The painful truth is, if we exclude our latest cup affair, it turns out we haven't scored this year. Swansea was the last straw for me. I knew they were shit and we couldn't lose, but we did. When the final whistle blew, I knew I had to look for answers. After concluding a wide-scale google image investigation I can say I've gathered enough photographic evidence to make a hardcore case against our once beloved Rae Evidence no1: Evidence no2: Evidence no3: The tart is cheating on us with ****ing ManUre!!!! Apparently this has been going for months now! We simply can't go on like this. Since she's turned her back on us, our performances are flaccid and spiritless. A difficult decision needs to be taken. One cant deny Rachel was a great servant for the club last couple seasons. Many of us will be forever grateful for everything she's done. Now however, I think it's time for her to go. We have to show resilience amidst the gloom and doom. The relegation friendzone is not the place for the reigning Champions of England. It's essential for us to stay firm, focused and find a worthy replacement. Who do you think could replace her and save us? Who can lead us out of this misery? Mods don't delete this thread. It is a matter of great importance. We have to make an important decision regarding the future of our club here. Thank you in advance.
Countryfox Posted 12 February 2017 Posted 12 February 2017 Wouldn't mind stabbing her with mi big shiny sword .....
sm1 Posted 12 February 2017 Posted 12 February 2017 They're going to win the league. Wonder what the odds are?
Jattdogg Posted 12 February 2017 Posted 12 February 2017 21 minutes ago, Countryfox said: Wouldn't mind stabbing her with mi big shiny sword ..... Bit psycho that.
Countryfox Posted 12 February 2017 Posted 12 February 2017 1 minute ago, Jattdogg said: Bit psycho that. No it wouldn't kill her ... make her eyes water a bit though ...
separator Posted 12 February 2017 Posted 12 February 2017 We need a more mature lady in our hour of need... bring on Vorderman or Susie Dent.
Countryfox Posted 12 February 2017 Posted 12 February 2017 Just now, separator said: We need a more mature lady in our hour of need... bring on Vorderman or Susie Dent. I could eat my breakfast off that arse ... every fookin day.
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