moseeds Posted 31 October 2005 Posted 31 October 2005 hope you're all well. i've got a couple of nuisance young men chucking eggs etc at my window on a daily basis..basically annoying us and scaring us at night. They hide in the park opposite in their little gang. I haven't managed to catch any one of them yet which is a shame. The Police know about the situation.I am in a good mind to get a gang of lads together and go gang hunting to sort 'em out proper. What do you guys reckon is the best course of action to take?
Muz Posted 31 October 2005 Posted 31 October 2005 Find out who they are. Then be patient and pick them off one by one. Or get some mates together and kick 'em shitless. Either way is a good solution
Matt Posted 31 October 2005 Posted 31 October 2005 hope you're all well. i've got a couple of nuisance young men chucking eggs etc at my window on a daily basis..basically annoying us and scaring us at night. They hide in the park opposite in their little gang. I haven't managed to catch any one of them yet which is a shame. The Police know about the situation.I am in a good mind to get a gang of lads together and go gang hunting to sort 'em out proper. What do you guys reckon is the best course of action to take? Yeah they know about the situation they'll "file" the situation, will they do anything about it? You'll be lucky, I fyou do anything to the offenders you'll be the one in trouble though, sorry to put a downer on you situation but your in a no win situation!
SystonFox Posted 31 October 2005 Posted 31 October 2005 yeah were do you live? just get them 1 by 1 either have a quick word in there ear or floor your car into them. a new paintjob with chavblood splats is in this season, promise.
Head Honcho Posted 31 October 2005 Posted 31 October 2005 hope you're all well. i've got a couple of nuisance young men chucking eggs etc at my window on a daily basis..basically annoying us and scaring us at night. They hide in the park opposite in their little gang. I haven't managed to catch any one of them yet which is a shame. The Police know about the situation.I am in a good mind to get a gang of lads together and go gang hunting to sort 'em out proper. What do you guys reckon is the best course of action to take? Dilemma:Cars, Buses, and Taxi's in area being egged, what to do? Driving along one day, about a couple of years ago, round this time of year, got a couple of eggs thrown at the car. Solution: I grabbed the little bast*rd stuck him in the boot of my car, drove up the mountain, whereby i opened the boot and told him if i have to drive him up here again he wouldn't be going back down! Sorted no more egging and Taxi's returned to the area True Story
SystonFox Posted 31 October 2005 Posted 31 October 2005 Dilemma:Cars, Buses, and Taxi's in area being egged, what to do? Driving along one day, about a couple of years ago, round this time of year, got a couple of eggs thrown at the car. Solution: I grabbed the little bast*rd stuck him in the boot of my car, drove up the mountain, whereby i opened the boot and told him if i have to drive him up here again he wouldn't be going back down! Sorted no more egging and Taxi's returned to the area True Story the kind of thing i'd do. or atleast i'd want too.
cisono Posted 31 October 2005 Posted 31 October 2005 Why is everyone wasting away perfectly good eggs? Does this have anything to do with the bird flu scare?
moseeds Posted 31 October 2005 Author Posted 31 October 2005 Thanks everyone for your suggestions. Dilemma:Cars, Buses, and Taxi's in area being egged, what to do?Driving along one day, about a couple of years ago, round this time of year, got a couple of eggs thrown at the car. Solution: I grabbed the little bast*rd stuck him in the boot of my car, drove up the mountain, whereby i opened the boot and told him if i have to drive him up here again he wouldn't be going back down! Sorted no more egging and Taxi's returned to the area smile.png True Story I have entertained this course of action. However the counter-claim of abduction etc etc would all to easily be levelled. O.K. it is abduction in one sense, but in a good/deserved way in my opinion! yeah were do you live? just get them 1 by 1 either have a quick word in there ear or floor your car into them. a new paintjob with chavblood splats is in this season, promise. I have also entertained the idea of flooring the car into their sorry chavvy arses straight over the bush into the park. Again the chances of litigation being levelled aginst me are too great. I thought I could do a Starsky and Hutch style stake out...steam the windows up, lay low in the seat..and when I see them approach (always between 6 and 6:30pm)...run the smelly bugger right under. Yeah they know about the situation they'll "file" the situation, will they do anything about it? You'll be lucky, I fyou do anything to the offenders you'll be the one in trouble though, sorry to put a downer on you situation but your in a no win situation! Yep, exactly what I have been thinking, that's why I need the "alternative guide to justice". Find out who they are. Then be patient and pick them off one by one. Or get some mates together and kick 'em shitless. Either way is a good solution thumbsup.gif Yep, you are on my wavelength my friend. I live in Humberstone. For some reason lately the whole area has been inundated with scum from the surrounding areas all to congregate in the park at night, generally procreating among the bushes whilst swigging some multi-coloured alcopop. I spend most of my day at work hatching new plans to deal with this scourge, while trying to keep the strong arm of the law kind of blind. It's going to be tricky, but I think a good ruckass in the park is long overdue... Ta for the replys. As a sidenote, I heard on the radio this morning happy-slapping took a new twist when a group of young men (aged round 20) grabbed a small dog, attached firework rockets to it and then recorded the result on their cameras...I don't know what is being put in our water but whatever it is I don't think it's having a good effect.
Ric Flair Posted 1 November 2005 Posted 1 November 2005 What I would do is go one better and egg them back with either scotch eggs or easter eggs. The novelty alone should deter them from egging your house again. Plus the police would never arrest you for easter egging, imagine them trying to keep a straight face when reading out your crime back at the station. Fill the eggs with cement aswell.
Babylon Posted 1 November 2005 Posted 1 November 2005 Don't go out shouting and screaming looking for them, act as though nothing has happened and they will get bored very quickly.
Cat Burger Posted 1 November 2005 Posted 1 November 2005 I'm sure it's not just your house that is being egged, so if you disguise yourself with a few mates and **** them up, it's not going to go back to you if you have an alibi. Be sure there are SO many more of you than there are them though to give 'em a taste of how they like to fight. Scalp some 14 year olds for me brother! However, it is halloween season so it will probably subside.
moseeds Posted 1 November 2005 Author Posted 1 November 2005 What I would do is go one better and egg them back with either scotch eggs or easter eggs. The novelty alone should deter them from egging your house again. Plus the police would never arrest you for easter egging, imagine them trying to keep a straight face when reading out your crime back at the station. Fill the eggs with cement aswell. That extra touch was genius. The "piece de la Resistance" as it were. Bloody marvelous idea as well. Wsate of good eggs though. If I was having easter eggs chucked at me even i'd join their gang. Don't go out shouting and screaming looking for them, act as though nothing has happened and they will get bored very quickly. I've had enough of this namby-pamby liberal wishy-washy attitude. I just wanna get into 'em (f**k 'em up ). But you're most likely to be correct. Which is so damned annoying! try throwing an ostrich egg at them What the hell!!?! I might as well throw gold rings and £10 notes at them from my point of view. Yeh they'd be soaked and if I can point an industrial sized blow torch in their general direction have a bit of breakfast too. I'm planning on doing the stakeout tonight. I'll let you guys know how it goes later this evening. Fingers crossed, bat in hand...
Head Honcho Posted 1 November 2005 Posted 1 November 2005 What I would do is go one better and egg them back with either scotch eggs or easter eggs. The novelty alone should deter them from egging your house again. Plus the police would never arrest you for easter egging, imagine them trying to keep a straight face when reading out your crime back at the station. Fill the eggs with cement aswell. :laugh:
Babylon Posted 1 November 2005 Posted 1 November 2005 I've had enough of this namby-pamby liberal wishy-washy attitude. I just wanna get into 'em (f**k 'em up ). But you're most likely to be correct. Which is so damned annoying! Sod the liberals, if it was me i'd be out there with a hammer and a hacksaw... but it can backfire so I thought I soft approach might be best.
Cat Burger Posted 1 November 2005 Posted 1 November 2005 If it was me I would have curbed them all one by one already, slow worker aint you?
moseeds Posted 1 November 2005 Author Posted 1 November 2005 If it was me I would have curbed them all one by one already, slow worker aint you? Well its not been going on for long, problem is there's a big park literall 10 yards away from my house which gives them a brilliant place to do the "hit and run"...the park is pitch black at night. I went into it the other night and it was pointless. Couldn't even see my own feet let alone the little buggers. I think some more ingenious ideas are needed, for example filling the easter eggs with concrete. I must repeat - that was genius seriously, Ric Flair, like Forrest Gump , you must have an IQ of 150
breadandcheese Posted 1 November 2005 Posted 1 November 2005 They're only 14 or so. Sounds like you need to outsmart them. Use the old pincer formation. Nelson knew it, Montgomery knew it, and soon, you will. Get your mates laying in wait in the park in the dark. You might need to give them some dark camouflage regulation hoodies. Soomething like that. Maybe even give them some nice war paint if that's their thing. Anyway, when the little bastards egg your house, shout out something like "I'm filming you and passing the tape onto the police. I have informed the police, they are on their way." Maybe have a camera as a prop to make it more authentic. The little tykes will scarper back to the park laughing, unbeknown that they are running right into your trap. The surprise element will give your mates the advantage as you catch up to join in the telling-off. Good old trusty pincer formation.
Leicfox Posted 1 November 2005 Posted 1 November 2005 Dilemma:Cars, Buses, and Taxi's in area being egged, what to do? Driving along one day, about a couple of years ago, round this time of year, got a couple of eggs thrown at the car. Solution: I grabbed the little bast*rd stuck him in the boot of my car, drove up the mountain, whereby i opened the boot and told him if i have to drive him up here again he wouldn't be going back down! Sorted no more egging and Taxi's returned to the area True Story You dont know AL Capone by any chance do you.
Foxing_Around Posted 1 November 2005 Posted 1 November 2005 the park is pitch black at night. I went into it the other night and it was pointless. Couldn't even see my own feet let alone the little buggers. Night vision goggles and a paintball gun, oh the fun you could have!
john_lcfc Posted 1 November 2005 Posted 1 November 2005 get a group of you round n leg it and chase them when they next do it
samlcfc1 Posted 1 November 2005 Posted 1 November 2005 i think your best buying a gun (unless you already have one) just shoot at them through one of your windows
Head Honcho Posted 1 November 2005 Posted 1 November 2005 Thanks everyone for your suggestions. I have entertained this course of action. However the counter-claim of abduction etc etc would all to easily be levelled. O.K. it is abduction in one sense, but in a good/deserved way in my opinion! I have also entertained the idea of flooring the car into their sorry chavvy arses straight over the bush into the park. Again the chances of litigation being levelled aginst me are too great. I thought I could do a Starsky and Hutch style stake out...steam the windows up, lay low in the seat..and when I see them approach (always between 6 and 6:30pm)...run the smelly bugger right under. Yep, exactly what I have been thinking, that's why I need the "alternative guide to justice". Yep, you are on my wavelength my friend. I live in Humberstone. For some reason lately the whole area has been inundated with scum from the surrounding areas all to congregate in the park at night, generally procreating among the bushes whilst swigging some multi-coloured alcopop. I spend most of my day at work hatching new plans to deal with this scourge, while trying to keep the strong arm of the law kind of blind. It's going to be tricky, but I think a good ruckass in the park is long overdue... Ta for the replys. As a sidenote, I heard on the radio this morning happy-slapping took a new twist when a group of young men (aged round 20) grabbed a small dog, attached firework rockets to it and then recorded the result on their cameras...I don't know what is being put in our water but whatever it is I don't think it's having a good effect. That's my old stomping ground! Probably all the chavs from Northfields or Wycombe Road causing the trouble, or Rowlatts Hill come to think of it!! Unlucky if they are cause the parents on them estates dont give a toss! Well they do but only about when the next Giro is due
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