Eurovision 2026

[Craig]

I miss Terry 

[Muzzy_no7]

Last year Denmarks song was comfortably one of the best, if not, the best.

 

They finished 23rd.

 

If this years Danish entry finishes any higher than that, it says it all.

 

Yes I will still watch it next year.

[RonnieTodger]

Who do we reckon will take over from Graham Norton?

 

Smart money says Romesh Ranganathan. 

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

Just now, RonnieTodger said:

Who do we reckon will take over from Graham Norton?

 

Smart money says Romesh Ranganathan. 

 

Rylan

[Kopic]

Just now, RonnieTodger said:

Who do we reckon will take over from Graham Norton?

 

Smart money says Romesh Ranganathan. 

Ed Balls.

[ramboacdc]

Israel got 297 points from the public and 60 from the juries. EBU will want to avoid a replay of last year when the whole crowd in 2 places going stone dead silent when Israel may win and then absolute limbs when they didnt. 

 

436 won it last year. 258 came from the jury. 

 

Switzerland pissed it the year before and had 365 at the change of ends. 

 

700+ still the record from Portugal no one has beat yet.

[ramboacdc]

1 minute ago, RonnieTodger said:

Who do we reckon will take over from Graham Norton?

 

Smart money says Romesh Ranganathan. 

Give it giggsy til the end of the season.

[Craig]

2 minutes ago, ramboacdc said:

Give it giggsy til the end of the season.

We all know it'll be ****ing Rylan 

[Muzzy_no7]

5 minutes ago, RonnieTodger said:

Who do we reckon will take over from Graham Norton?

 

Smart money says Romesh Ranganathan. 

Alan Carr

[Kopic]

Strap in.

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

How many points are we gonna get, bottom 3 imo

[Libertine]

Just now, Miquel The Work Geordie said:

How many points are we gonna get, bottom 3 imo

Inevitable, to compound this haunted season.

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

In a Finland / Australia shoot out I'm bloody barbecuing every meal and being unemployed 24/7

[Zear0]

1 point, completed it 

[orangecity23]

Why is Paul Scholes sitting at the Malta table

[Libertine]

Just now, orangecity23 said:

Why is Paul Scholes sitting at the Malta table

Toesuckers Anonymous.

[bovril]

1 minute ago, Miquel The Work Geordie said:

How many points are we gonna get, bottom 3 imo

We've only got 1 from Ukraine which doesn't bode well. Think we'll be last

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

You feel for those Lithuania fans 

[ramboacdc]

Australia going slow and steady. Israeil already at 1/3rd of the points they got from the juries last year. 

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

1 minute ago, Libertine said:

Toesuckers Anonymous.

 

Not enough people speak about Paul Scholes sucking his daughters toes. Hitting a bin once in training makes you immune from criticism for being a weirdo apparently

[SecretPro]

Jury's deaf and blind as usual. 

 

Malta? Really?

 

Music taste in Europe is generally ****ing shocking though.

[orangecity23]

How many countries in Europe watched Neighbours? Delta needs that public vote, Dr Karl voting 10 times from London not going to cut it at this rate

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

Just now, orangecity23 said:

How many countries in Europe watched Neighbours? Delta needs that public vote, Dr Karl voting 10 times from London not going to cut it at this rate

 

Toadie moved to Luxembourg jus to give Goodrem the votes 

[Libertine]

Of course the Aussies loved Bangaranga. It's basically what they'd name an animal.

[ramboacdc]

2 minutes ago, SecretPro said:

Jury's deaf and blind as usual. 

 

Malta? Really?

 

Music taste in Europe is generally ****ing shocking though.

He wasn't memorable, but man can sing.