Trav Le Bleu Posted 18 March 2008 Share Posted 18 March 2008 I've always thought that. We could become best of buddies (if you give up your job as a postman). Not by choice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tabou Posted 18 March 2008 Share Posted 18 March 2008 Yep - it's the equivilant of me as a hetrosexual strutting around with my chest out, swinging my arms and speaking in a gruff deep voice. 99% of hetrosexual men don't do this, so why should gay men feel the need to emphasise their sexuality in public? edit: obviously not all - but a considerable larger percentage than straight men who act macho I just dont get it. I have no need to prance around with more mince in my walk than a Tesco's refridgerator. Now, where did I put my gimp mask? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thracian Posted 18 March 2008 Share Posted 18 March 2008 a) The latest authoritarian edict regulating or manipulating your life. All hypocritical authoritarianism. b) Unsolicited phone calls at teatime. c) Traffic lights on red in the middle of the night. d) Ridiculous speed limits in the middle of the night. e) Petrol pumps that are not in use. f) People refusing to take perfectly legal £50 notes. g) People trying to sell you things you don't want and haven't enquired about. h) Slow golfers who don't let you through. i) Golfers in buggies. j) Snobbery in all its many forms. k) Bus Lanes. l) Traffic wardens. m) Queues caused by people using plastic - especially at petrol stations. n) Searching for change for a car park - especially in the rain. o) Bosses who treat their staff like dirt and with no genuine consideration. p) Unpunctual people. q) Endless television advertising during programmes. r) Repeated information due to television programmes being interrupted. s) The stranglehold multi-national presence in every high street and their dominance of endless retail outlets/pubs/garages etc. t) Government theft of peoples money through punitive and moralising taxation. u) The remorseless impact of insurance company considerations on so many aspects of life which increasingly erodes people's freedom of choice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted 18 March 2008 Share Posted 18 March 2008 People in London who get on the bus to go one stop down the road when they are perfectly capable of walking Really does my head in Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lildave3 Posted 18 March 2008 Share Posted 18 March 2008 People in London who get on the bus to go one stop down the road when they are perfectly capable of walking Really does my head in It's free isn't it? Might aswell. That's my kind of lazyness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted 18 March 2008 Share Posted 18 March 2008 It's free isn't it? Might aswell.That's my kind of lazyness. Don't think it's free, well not to me anyway but I guess it might be to some people Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The People's Hero Posted 18 March 2008 Share Posted 18 March 2008 u) The remorseless impact of insurance company considerations on so many aspects of life which increasingly erodes people's freedom of choice. It's nothing to do with insurance. It's the blame and claim (and counter-claim) culture. Insurance is just a way for people to manage and transfer risk and financial 'liability'. I enjoyed your point about all forms of snobbery annoying you though! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James. Posted 18 March 2008 Share Posted 18 March 2008 Currently annoying me: 1. People who can't chew gum with their mouth closed. 2. Small people with a chip on their shoulder (known as SAS - Short Arse Syndrome). 3. Australia. 4. People who push, shove and tut when using the London Underground (i.e. everyone apart from me seemingly). 5. Moral high horses. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danny. Posted 18 March 2008 Share Posted 18 March 2008 Shrinkwrap! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zingari Posted 18 March 2008 Share Posted 18 March 2008 leicester city not winning every game Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Head Honcho Posted 18 March 2008 Share Posted 18 March 2008 People who drink and smoke complaining about the cost of living and not being able to pay their bills. People who haven't bothered to pay into a pension scheme who complain that their pension isn't enough to live on .................and fvcking spongers in general Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The People's Hero Posted 18 March 2008 Share Posted 18 March 2008 People who try to cause arguments by deliberately mis-understanding you or putting words in your mouth. For example: Do you want to grab some lunch? No, thanks, I'm alright to be honest, I had a big breakfast. Oh, what so because YOU've had a big breakfast.. I have to STARVE? Are you suggesting I'm fat? Or do you think I can't feed myself? Are you trying to say I'm an idiot. No. If I was trying to call you an idiot, I'd call you an idiot. I'm good with words like that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zingari Posted 18 March 2008 Share Posted 18 March 2008 the cost of living and the price of fags an' booze Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Head Honcho Posted 18 March 2008 Share Posted 18 March 2008 people that talk until they're nearly out of breath Ahh! So you met my sisters then have you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Head Honcho Posted 18 March 2008 Share Posted 18 March 2008 the cost of living and the price of fags an' booze ................and smart arses Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The People's Hero Posted 18 March 2008 Share Posted 18 March 2008 People who say things like, 'I mean, we both agree that......' or 'I've spoken to James about it and he certainly agrees with me....' when at least half the time you don't. Also people who start sentences with 'I'm not racist but....', 'I'm not being funny but....', 'I'm not a pis sed up floozy who likes the sound of her own voice and has forthright, strong opinions on stuff she knows fu ck all about but....' I also get pis sed off by waiters who know fu ck all about wine who recommend what wine I should have. Fu ck you, I can read the wine-list myself and I will make an informed judgement (ie buy the second cheapest). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trav Le Bleu Posted 18 March 2008 Share Posted 18 March 2008 a) The latest authoritarian edict regulating or manipulating your life. All hypocritical authoritarianism.b) Unsolicited phone calls at teatime. Pretty much all phone calls are unsolicited c) Traffic lights on red in the middle of the night. They have to be because of idiots d) Ridiculous speed limits in the middle of the night. See above e) Petrol pumps that are not in use. If they were in constant use, you'd never be able to fill up (ok, so I'm twisting your words there ) f) People refusing to take perfectly legal £50 notes. I guess, but understandable - only seen a £50 note four or five times in my life and wouldn't be able to tell a real one from a fake g) People trying to sell you things you don't want and haven't enquired about. How do they know you don't want them until they ask? h) Slow golfers who don't let you through. Don't play golf then (or at least, don't play it fast ) i) Golfers in buggies. But surely that would help stop them being slow? Make your mind up! j) Snobbery in all its many forms. Quiet peasant!!! :laugh: k) Bus Lanes. Need to be driven somewhere l) Traffic wardens. And let people park wherever they like? Say two abreast all around your house and place of work? m) Queues caused by people using plastic - especially at petrol stations. Surely nowadays it's people searching for the correct change that causes hold ups? n) Searching for change for a car park - especially in the rain. You could always use plastic o) Bosses who treat their staff like dirt and with no genuine consideration. p) Unpunctual people. Sorry this reply is late! q) Endless television advertising during programmes. Or more to the point, having the same advert several times during a long program (ie, during F1 coverage you frequently get the same car commercial at every ad break, grrrrrr!!!) r) Repeated information due to television programmes being interrupted. Normal service will be resumed soon s) The stranglehold multi-national presence in every high street and their dominance of endless retail outlets/pubs/garages etc. Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're NOT out to get you t) Government theft of peoples money through punitive and moralising taxation. So no taxes and a feudal system where the richest dominate the poor? u) The remorseless impact of insurance company considerations on so many aspects of life which increasingly erodes people's freedom of choice. Insurance companies are to blame for a lack of freedom? Have you told Amnesty? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The People's Hero Posted 18 March 2008 Share Posted 18 March 2008 I like Trav Le Bleu. He speaks sense. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ASH17LCFC Posted 18 March 2008 Share Posted 18 March 2008 Chris Moyles Peter Kay Most fat northern comedians Northerners Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trav Le Bleu Posted 18 March 2008 Share Posted 18 March 2008 I like Trav Le Bleu.He speaks sense. Voice of reason - thats me! OI! Mods! Can I change the wording under my avatar to Voice of Reason (I understand that OI! is the correct from of address when speaking to a moderator?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purpleronnie Posted 18 March 2008 Share Posted 18 March 2008 People who say 'Most definately'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The People's Hero Posted 18 March 2008 Share Posted 18 March 2008 Pacific/specific. Wan kers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zingari Posted 18 March 2008 Share Posted 18 March 2008 I like Trav Le Bleu.He speaks sense. even if he does sound like a garlic eating surrender monkey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AoWW Posted 18 March 2008 Share Posted 18 March 2008 m) Queues caused by people using plastic - especially at petrol stations. But if you 'pay at the pump' (with your plastic) you're actually much quicker than the wasters who amble into the kiosk, decide to do the weekly shop while they're in there, fiddle around counting out their cash, and then wander back to their car... Before checking the map, distributing the sweets to the kids, zeroing their trip recorder, changing the CD and carefully doing up their seatbelt before driving off. If you're gonna do that have the decency to move your car away from the pump first fcukwit! OI! Mods! Can I change the wording under my avatar to Voice of Reason (I understand that OI! is the correct from of address when speaking to a moderator?) Oi! No you Oi-ing can't... go hassle an adminesque person - they'll love the attention. People who say 'Most definately'. People who can't spell 'Most definitely'. Pacific/specific.Wan kers. Ohh, totally agree. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thracian Posted 18 March 2008 Share Posted 18 March 2008 I like Trav Le Bleu.He speaks sense. I like Trav Le Bleu - he amuses me on boring afternoons. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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