DanTheFoxBhoy Posted 12 July 2006 Posted 12 July 2006 Kill the queen wasp!!! I had a nest in the beck garden, amazingly under the flower patch, first I burn't the mo-fo nest, this didn't quite do it, so I bleached to mo-fo's, at this point the wasps are in a panic and very easy to swat. Then I got the power washer and drowned whatever was in the nest....then I got a spade, opened up the nest and crushed them.......I must admit I found the whole experience quite enjoyable. Once the queen is dead the wasps will begin to commit suicide and by the next day, there were no wasps!!! I think it's sad that they have nothing left to live for after their queen has perished.
macbeth Posted 12 July 2006 Posted 12 July 2006 I think it's sad that they have nothing left to live for after their queen has perished. perhaps britain will go the same way; hold on ma'am your all we live for!!
DanTheFoxBhoy Posted 12 July 2006 Posted 12 July 2006 perhaps britain will go the same way; hold on ma'am your all we live for!! Haha, can't say I know Britain that well but I suspect you may be hard pressed to find people to join you on that boat
The People's Hero Posted 12 July 2006 Posted 12 July 2006 Wow! A boat! A real live boat! Can I get on?
Ric Flair Posted 12 July 2006 Posted 12 July 2006 It's a love boat. Hope you don't mind. TPH wants a meat boat to swim up his river round the back yard.
Ric Flair Posted 12 July 2006 Posted 12 July 2006 I hate wasps, but i'd love to have a wasps nest in my garden to destroy like the singh did. Sounds brilliant, it's the danger factor of getting stung en masse aswell. The achievement of obliterating 5000 wasps would be fantastic. I'm going to get mesen one.
macbeth Posted 12 July 2006 Posted 12 July 2006 it was very fashionable for men to have WASP waists in edwardian times ..........i saw it on CSI last night; they used to corset themselves up to get a 18 inch waist and after a while their penis's turned into stingers or something.............i'm not sure if i dreamt the last bit ........ i was very tired and emotional
The People's Hero Posted 12 July 2006 Posted 12 July 2006 TPH wants a meat boat to swim up his river round the back yard. That's just an urban legend!
DanTheFoxBhoy Posted 13 July 2006 Posted 13 July 2006 it was very fashionable for men to have WASP waists in edwardian times ..........i saw it on CSI last night; they used to corset themselves up to get a 18 inch waist and after a while their penis's turned into stingers or something.............i'm not sure if i dreamt the last bit ........ i was very tired and emotional What about when lassies crushed their guts cos it was 'fashionable' to look like an hour glass!! I dunno about everyone else, but I like my lassies to have a bit of meat on em!
Ric Flair Posted 13 July 2006 Posted 13 July 2006 What about when lassies crushed their guts cos it was 'fashionable' to look like an hour glass!! I dunno about everyone else, but I like my lassies to have a bit of meat in em!
Mikey Posted 23 August 2009 Posted 23 August 2009 Hate them, swear I have a nest somewhere in my house, they keep coming in. Got stung the other day.
Guest Posted 23 August 2009 Posted 23 August 2009 Hate them, swear I have a nest somewhere in my house, they keep coming in.Got stung the other day. Sir Fynwy has suffered a similar fate.
Koke Posted 23 August 2009 Posted 23 August 2009 Sir Fynwy has suffered a similar fate. So have I. <_<
maddog Posted 23 August 2009 Posted 23 August 2009 Never been stung but still hate them. Managed to kill a giant one the other day. It was self defence though, because it 'could' have stung me. Perhaps i was harsh.
lildave3 Posted 23 August 2009 Posted 23 August 2009 Sam, it's that time of year again. I trap them in cans again!
Guest Posted 23 August 2009 Posted 23 August 2009 So have I. <_< Do you keep reminding the missus that you've been stung?
Koke Posted 23 August 2009 Posted 23 August 2009 Do you keep reminding the missus that you've been stung? I do and I can't help it. I also got stung against Swansea and I was told to man up and stop being a pussy.
lildave3 Posted 23 August 2009 Posted 23 August 2009 I once stood on a wasp nest in France when I was 4. Bet you didn't know that did you.
Samilktray Posted 23 August 2009 Posted 23 August 2009 I once stood on a wasp nest in France when I was 4.Bet you didn't know that did you. I did actually.
Katy Posted 23 August 2009 Posted 23 August 2009 I have managed to go 28 years between stings. I'm distraught my record is over.
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