The People's Hero Posted 14 November 2006 Posted 14 November 2006 Nah, it's going to have to be the girl by the curtains or Tara Palmer Tompkinson. The main question - where is the Director in all this? How come he isn't leading? Tch. I hope some Serbian millionaire comes in and takes over the show. I don't think we have the cast to make it to Broadway. If a Serbian came in he could get in some quality actors and sack the pie eaters. Yeah, that pie-eater has done nothing but eat pies and take with experience and knowledge in the field of eating pies. I've checked out his cv and he doesn't have any recognised qualifications though and quite frankly, I don't see what makes him suitable for this position. Where's our director? If he's going to be sh it, he could at least turn up and complain about being unlucky and some other dour sh it whilst reflecting on the fact that at least we're difficult to beat. Come on Fezz, pull your finger out son!
Daggers Posted 14 November 2006 Posted 14 November 2006 Come on Fezz, pull your finger out son! We'd be making better progress with this if we had Dowie for a director
Dr The Singh Posted 14 November 2006 Posted 14 November 2006 We'd be making better progress with this if we had Dowie for a director David Platt, David Pleat and Glen Hoddle have also applied for the job!!!!
The People's Hero Posted 14 November 2006 Posted 14 November 2006 You current direct a sandwich, let alone eat it.
Fez of Mahrez Posted 14 November 2006 Author Posted 14 November 2006 You current direct a sandwich, let alone eat it. That'd work better if it made sense.
Rincewind Posted 14 November 2006 Posted 14 November 2006 Hope I'm not needed yet and I'm in the Lake District from Saturday. (Don't embarass me with early birthday wishes please)
The People's Hero Posted 14 November 2006 Posted 14 November 2006 That'd work better if it made sense. I beg to differ. It wouldn't current work at all. Current.
Fez of Mahrez Posted 14 November 2006 Author Posted 14 November 2006 Hope I'm not needed yet and I'm in the Lake District from Saturday. (Don't embarass me with early birthday wishes please) No you're not needed.
Dr The Singh Posted 14 November 2006 Posted 14 November 2006 Hope I'm not needed yet and I'm in the Lake District from Saturday. (Don't embarass me with early birthday wishes please) Now you mention it, I wasn't going to, and I still won't!!!
Fez of Mahrez Posted 14 November 2006 Author Posted 14 November 2006 Alright, everyone in their positions. Now, everyone... Ready? This is Disco Bob, he's going to take over directing while I go for a Pot Noodle. And maybe more.
Dr The Singh Posted 14 November 2006 Posted 14 November 2006 Alright, everyone in their positions. Now, everyone... Ready? This is Disco Bob, he's going to take over directing while I go for a Pot Noodle. And maybe more. Is this like extra's in one of the episode where the director of the stage show, goes into his dressing room to have a 'meeting' with his special friend, who nicks his watch????????
Daggers Posted 14 November 2006 Posted 14 November 2006 <<Exterminate>> <<Exterminate>> <<I like what you've done with your hair>> <<Exterminate>>
Fez of Mahrez Posted 14 November 2006 Author Posted 14 November 2006 <<Exterminate>> <<Exterminate>> <<I like what you've done with your hair>> <<Exterminate>> :laugh: I'm a laissez-faire director. As you were.
Daggers Posted 14 November 2006 Posted 14 November 2006 I'm a laissez-faire director. As you were. Spielberg-esque, my arse.
lcfc_jme Posted 14 November 2006 Posted 14 November 2006 Who's been cast as collymore's daughter?????? LCFC Jme was moaning about his casting, maybe he would like to do it???? Hows about fook off !! I'm definitely not playing a girl if I'm reluctant to play a gay version of Jesus!! And I thought we agreed that I could play a Jesus who was "in the closet" and never actually has to admit to being a gay?? In which case my role title should change to "in the closet" Jesus. Also, I'd like a bigger dressing room with 2 buckets of KFC Chicken and a pizza from Pizza Hut
Dr The Singh Posted 14 November 2006 Posted 14 November 2006 Hows about fook off !! I'm definitely not playing a girl if I'm reluctant to play a gay version of Jesus!! And I thought we agreed that I could play a Jesus who was "in the closet" and never actually has to admit to being a gay?? In which case my role title should change to "in the closet" Jesus. Also, I'd like a bigger dressing room with 2 buckets of KFC Chicken and a pizza from Pizza Hut Hey, Jme, your begining to act like a pre madonna before the shows even started, chucking your teddies out of the pram or should I say manger!!!
The People's Hero Posted 14 November 2006 Posted 14 November 2006 Hows about fook off !! I'm definitely not playing a girl if I'm reluctant to play a gay version of Jesus!! And I thought we agreed that I could play a Jesus who was "in the closet" and never actually has to admit to being a gay?? In which case my role title should change to "in the closet" Jesus. Also, I'd like a bigger dressing room with 2 buckets of KFC Chicken and a pizza from Pizza Hut Oi! You were nothing before this production! We put you are now and we can put you back down too! Show some gratitude Pierre-Jesus the hairdresser who has a men's scalp fetish.
lcfc_jme Posted 14 November 2006 Posted 14 November 2006 Hey, Jme, your begining to act like a pre madonna before the shows even started, chucking your teddies out of the pram or should I say manger!!! yeah I know I'm looking to provoke a reaction just to make sure people are listening to me And it seems like my diva-esque ways are making people take notice. Now, if you'd be a kind Singh and put all me toys back in my manger I would be most grateful Oi! You were nothing before this production! We put you are now and we can put you back down too! Show some gratitude Pierre-Jesus the hairdresser who has a men's scalp fetish. I was somebody before this production, but I am grateful to those who appointed me Jesus in the Play because it will only further enhance my reputation. Please don't put me back into obscurity, I wana be somebody And I do not have a men's scalp fetish. No fetish at all. Honestly.
Katy Posted 14 November 2006 Posted 14 November 2006 I like being the quiet one clinging to the curtains.
The People's Hero Posted 14 November 2006 Posted 14 November 2006 I like being the quiet one clinging to the curtains. And aren't they nice curtains? Salmon pink if I'm not mistaken.
Daggers Posted 14 November 2006 Posted 14 November 2006 ... 2 buckets of KFC Chicken and a pizza from Pizza Hut You and Jamesino are going to bankrupt the show at this rate. I don't know why you're bitching, I think you'll find girls underwear is more comfy than mens...err...
lcfc_jme Posted 14 November 2006 Posted 14 November 2006 You and Jamesino are going to bankrupt the show at this rate. I don't know why you're bitching, I think you'll find girls underwear is more comfy than mens...err... I thought Milan Mandaric was going to fund the show and we would all end up performing it as a Broadway show?? That's why I was making me demands
Katy Posted 14 November 2006 Posted 14 November 2006 And aren't they nice curtains? Salmon pink if I'm not mistaken. Indeed. Im lost for words, hence why I can't speak my lines
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