Master Fox Posted 13 November 2006 Posted 13 November 2006 On the main night we'll have fire though I won't let you down !!!
filbertway Posted 13 November 2006 Posted 13 November 2006 I won't let you down !!! Good When is the performance going to be then? I wouldn't want to be double booked
Ashley Posted 13 November 2006 Posted 13 November 2006 Actually can i be a the inn keeper or his son ?
Daggers Posted 13 November 2006 Posted 13 November 2006 I like to think of myself as more of a Russ Meyer. ...more like Russ Abbot Actually can i be a the inn keeper or his son ? Try looking at the cast list before asking to be people that have been cast... Jesus? Gone Inn Keeper? Gone Incontinent ginger kid with plastic bow and arrow? Gone
lcfcalan Posted 13 November 2006 Posted 13 November 2006 a) I look nothing like her. b) She is, apparently, a "bit of a tomboy with a nasty temper", I quote. c) She's a nutter. now come on Lisa, which way do you want it ? You keep telling me you look nothing like your sister,soooooo, you cant have it both ways ! Tara , nice name, suits you .
cisono Posted 13 November 2006 Posted 13 November 2006 I won't let you down !!! Won't you burn it all down? (silly rhyme, could not find a better one)
Rincewind Posted 14 November 2006 Posted 14 November 2006 Can we have a recap of the cast list. I'd like to double up as the fella on the street corner who misdirects the Angel Of The Lord to the local brothel instead of the stable making him 2 hours late.
The People's Hero Posted 14 November 2006 Posted 14 November 2006 2 hours? Was the brothel a 1 hr 55minute walk from the stable? Or am I missing something?
The Man Who Would Be King Posted 14 November 2006 Posted 14 November 2006 seeing as i'm a king. do i get my own dressing room with a Big gold start and my name on?? if not i'm gonna keep my frankinsense (sp?) all to myself
The People's Hero Posted 14 November 2006 Posted 14 November 2006 I'd be after the gold myself, but if you want some dried up tree sap.. you can keep your frankincense (modern day olibanum) and your myrrh!
The Man Who Would Be King Posted 14 November 2006 Posted 14 November 2006 well to be honest i didnt know what frankincence was , now that i do i will go for gold. and i will make my own star from it and pay some polish builders to come and knock down the stable and build me a house in its place
Dr The Singh Posted 14 November 2006 Posted 14 November 2006 well to be honest i didnt know what frankincence was , now that i do i will go for gold. and i will make my own star from it and pay some polish builders to come and knock down the stable and build me a house in its place Or the three litle pigs, they maybe cheaper!!
The Man Who Would Be King Posted 14 November 2006 Posted 14 November 2006 didnt two of their houses get blown over by a wolf? don't want that to happen. Then jesus could steal the limelight. I mean cm'on how much fame does that guy want?
Daggers Posted 14 November 2006 Posted 14 November 2006 For the benefit of Ken: Uwe Boll-esque director - Fez Big Gay Jesus - J/\/\E Jehova - Jamesino's Dad Joseph - Libertine Mary - Leicester Lass Three Kings - The Man Who Would Be King, Kop King, De Vries The King Three Queens - Bert, Maybes and Wils Triumph Herald - sheephead Cowboy - TPH Gay Dalek - Disco Bob A tree - The Don A big Ass - Ultra Dogging bloke - Collymore Sheep botherer #1 - davieG Cow with large udders - Phube Bloke on the other side of the glory hole in the inn toilets - Jankers Couple canoodling in the back row - LWICD & Cisono Whinging tosser at the ticket desk - Lemon Harpic Fudge seller - Thracian Token Asian - The Singh Tara Palmer-Tomkinson - Lisa Pie seller ("I'm sorry sir, we appear to have sold out, no this is not pie in my mouth, it's a medical condition...") - Jamesino Drunk Inn Keeper - Ken(If you're not in CAMRA you're not coming in)lcfc Statler and Waldorf - Manwell_Pablo & IDEA OR IKEA Inn Inspector - Bartonfox (and by God it had better be run well, or else!) In Denial - Robsdee School Cook - Stez Ginger Strawberry blond incontinent kid - bluearmy5 Quiet, over-emotional girl holding onto the curtains and refusing to speak her lines - Katy Judean People's Foxes Trust Front Chairman- Isle of Wight Fox Incontinent ginger kid with plastic bow and arrow - the_bowman Nosey neighbour peeking through curtains and complaining about the noise - VaFox Seedy roadcleaner with a stack of retrieved street-porn in his dustcart - Master Fox
Libertine Posted 14 November 2006 Posted 14 November 2006 We could all take turns. One member adds a couple of lines, then the next adds a few more etc etc.
Dr The Singh Posted 14 November 2006 Posted 14 November 2006 We could all take turns. One member adds a couple of lines, then the next adds a few more etc etc. I guy called Ben Dover writes some great scripts for his movies, maybe we should hire him!!!
Daggers Posted 14 November 2006 Posted 14 November 2006 Scene 1 - A junkyard, next to a field, just east of Leicester Forest East services. Actors: A tree - The Don A big Ass - Ultra Dogging bloke - Collymore Sheep botherer #1 - davieG Cow with large udders - Phube Token Asian - The Singh Tara Palmer-Tomkinson - Lisa Quiet, over-emotional girl holding onto the curtains and refusing to speak her lines - Katy Seedy roadcleaner with a stack of retrieved street-porn in his dustcart - Master Fox *we are in dire need of some sheep - I suggest we rope in some TB posters * A Tree: You know, life as a tree can be really good Each morning I wake and I have good wood.
Libertine Posted 14 November 2006 Posted 14 November 2006 I guy called Ben Dover writes some great scripts for his movies, maybe we should hire him!!! BoOoOoOoOo! Get off! *Throws tomato*
Libertine Posted 14 November 2006 Posted 14 November 2006 It's early. Well...I've only just got up, put it that way.
The People's Hero Posted 14 November 2006 Posted 14 November 2006 Scene 1 - A junkyard, next to a field, just east of Leicester Forest East services. Actors: A tree - The Don A big Ass - Ultra Dogging bloke - Collymore Sheep botherer #1 - davieG Cow with large udders - Phube Token Asian - The Singh Tara Palmer-Tomkinson - Lisa Quiet, over-emotional girl holding onto the curtains and refusing to speak her lines - Katy Seedy roadcleaner with a stack of retrieved street-porn in his dustcart - Master Fox *we are in dire need of some sheep - I suggest we rope in some TB posters * A Tree: You know, life as a tree can be really good Each morning I wake and I have good wood. From behind the tree emerged young Collymore, Recognisable from the naked suit he wore, Why he didn't just go naked, nobody knew, Perhaps he would, if his penis grew. Top dogging sits guide and binoculars ready, With only one hand, he kept them quite steady, And then he spied them, in the lay by, A man like Frank Zappa and a girl like Lady Di, First he binoculared, then photographed, Interest generated, just like Van der Graaf, Then he strode over and tugged at car door, With the grace of Ian Marshall and class of a whore, Flopped out his manhood and climbed inside, He said 'Who's your daddy,' 'you are' she replied, At once the irony struck him as he opened his eyes, It really was his daughter, what a surprise!
Dr The Singh Posted 14 November 2006 Posted 14 November 2006 From behind the tree emerged young Collymore, Recognisable from the naked suit he wore, Why he didn't just go naked, nobody knew, Perhaps he would, if his penis grew. Top dogging sits guide and binoculars ready, With only one hand, he kept them quite steady, And then he spied them, in the lay by, A man like Frank Zappa and a girl like Lady Di, First he binoculared, then photographed, Interest generated, just like Van der Graaf, Then he strode over and tugged at car door, With the grace of Ian Marshall and class of a whore, Flopped out his manhood and climbed inside, He said 'Who's your daddy,' 'you are' she replied, At once the irony struck him as he opened his eyes, It really was his daughter, what a surprise! Who's been cast as collymore's daughter?????? LCFC Jme was moaning about his casting, maybe he would like to do it????
Daggers Posted 14 November 2006 Posted 14 November 2006 Who's been cast as collymore's daughter?????? LCFC Jme was moaning about his casting, maybe he would like to do it???? Nah, it's going to have to be the girl by the curtains or Tara Palmer Tompkinson. The main question - where is the Director in all this? How come he isn't leading? Tch. I hope some Serbian millionaire comes in and takes over the show. I don't think we have the cast to make it to Broadway. If a Serbian came in he could get in some quality actors and sack the pie eaters.
Dr The Singh Posted 14 November 2006 Posted 14 November 2006 Nah, it's going to have to be the girl by the curtains or Tara Palmer Tompkinson. The main question - where is the Director in all this? How come he isn't leading? Tch. I hope some Serbian millionaire comes in and takes over the show. I don't think we have the cast to make it to Broadway. If a Serbian came in he could get in some quality actors and sack the pie eaters. Hey...As long as he knows there's only room for one token asian and thats The Singh!!!
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