The Don Posted 10 November 2006 Posted 10 November 2006 can i be a road sweeper or something? How bout one of those people who remove chewing gum with a big **** off jet washer. That seems like an ace job!!
Master Fox Posted 10 November 2006 Posted 10 November 2006 How bout one of those people who remove chewing gum with a big **** off jet washer. That seems like an ace job!! Yeah that would be awesome
Daggers Posted 13 November 2006 Posted 13 November 2006 Uwe Boll-esque director - Fez Big Gay Jesus - J/\/\E Jehova - Jamesino's Dad Joseph - Libertine Mary - Leicester Lass Three Kings - The Man Who Would Be King, Kop King, De Vries The King Three Queens - Bert, Maybes and Wils Triumph Herald - sheephead Cowboy - TPH Gay Dalek - Disco Bob A tree - The Don A big Ass - Ultra Dogging bloke - Collymore Sheep botherer #1 - davieG Cow with large udders - Phube Bloke on the other side of the glory hole in the inn toilets - Jankers Couple canoodling in the back row - LWICD & Cisono Whinging tosser at the ticket desk - Lemon Harpic Fudge seller - Thracian Token Asian - The Singh Tara Palmer-Tomkinson - Lisa Pie seller ("I'm sorry sir, we appear to have sold out, no this is not pie in my mouth, it's a medical condition...") - Jamesino Drunk Inn Keeper - Ken(If you're not in CAMRA you're not coming in)lcfc Statler and Waldorf - Manwell_Pablo & IDEA OR IKEA Statler's mother-in-law - BartonFox Inn Inspector - Bartonfox In Denial - Robsdee School Cook - Stez Ginger Strawberry blond incontinent kid - bluearmy5 Quiet, over-emotional girl holding onto the curtains and refusing to speak her lines - Katy Judean People's Foxes Trust Front Chairman- Isle of Wight Fox Incontinent ginger kid with plastic bow and arrow - the_bowman Nosey neighbour peeking through curtains and complaining about the noise - VaFox Seedy roadcleaner with a stack of retrieved street-porn in his dustcart - Master Fox
The Don Posted 13 November 2006 Posted 13 November 2006 Sorry, bit random, I know. That song came into my head for some reason, and my mind altered it to that. I was trying to figure out the rest of the song with ft members but came up blank.
Dr The Singh Posted 13 November 2006 Posted 13 November 2006 Sorry, bit random, I know. That song came into my head for some reason, and my mind altered it to that. I was trying to figure out the rest of the song with ft members but came up blank. I like it!! Great song!!!
Daggers Posted 13 November 2006 Posted 13 November 2006 Uwe Boll-esque director - Fez Big Gay Jesus - J/\/\E Jehova - Jamesino's Dad Joseph - Libertine Mary - Leicester Lass Three Kings - The Man Who Would Be King, Kop King, De Vries The King Three Queens - Bert, Maybes and Wils Triumph Herald - sheephead Cowboy - TPH Gay Dalek - Disco Bob A tree - The Don A big Ass - Ultra Dogging bloke - Collymore Sheep botherer #1 - davieG Cow with large udders - Phube Bloke on the other side of the glory hole in the inn toilets - Jankers Couple canoodling in the back row - LWICD & Cisono Whinging tosser at the ticket desk - Lemon Harpic Fudge seller - Thracian Token Asian - The Singh Tara Palmer-Tomkinson - Lisa Pie seller ("I'm sorry sir, we appear to have sold out, no this is not pie in my mouth, it's a medical condition...") - Jamesino Drunk Inn Keeper - Ken(If you're not in CAMRA you're not coming in)lcfc Statler and Waldorf - Manwell_Pablo & IDEA OR IKEA Inn Inspector - Bartonfox (and by God it had better be run well, or else!) In Denial - Robsdee School Cook - Stez Ginger Strawberry blond incontinent kid - bluearmy5 Quiet, over-emotional girl holding onto the curtains and refusing to speak her lines - Katy Judean People's Foxes Trust Front Chairman- Isle of Wight Fox Incontinent ginger kid with plastic bow and arrow - the_bowman Nosey neighbour peeking through curtains and complaining about the noise - VaFox Seedy roadcleaner with a stack of retrieved street-porn in his dustcart - Master Fox
Fez of Mahrez Posted 13 November 2006 Author Posted 13 November 2006 I like to think of myself as more of a Russ Meyer.
lcfc_jme Posted 13 November 2006 Posted 13 November 2006 That's a lot of people for one Nativity Play. Also, Jesus was not gay and neither am I. The homosexual part in this play has been given to you Disco Bob
Finnegan Posted 13 November 2006 Posted 13 November 2006 No star of Bethlehem? This is a shoddy nativity, where's Clive Cuttle and his Space Suit to ruin proceedings?
The People's Hero Posted 13 November 2006 Posted 13 November 2006 That's a lot of people for one Nativity Play. Also, Jesus was not gay and neither am I. The homosexual part in this play has been given to you Disco Bob He just liked to dabble.
Daggers Posted 13 November 2006 Posted 13 November 2006 No star of Bethlehem? This is a shoddy nativity, where's Clive Cuttle and his Space Suit to ruin proceedings? Oooh ooooh, you're Welsh ~ do you fancy being a she...ah. Nevermind.
lcfc_jme Posted 13 November 2006 Posted 13 November 2006 No star of Bethlehem? This is a shoddy nativity, where's Clive Cuttle and his Space Suit to ruin proceedings? I wanted to be either Jesus or the Star of Bethlehem, so I was looking to have it included. However, I got the part of Jesus And so that leaves you open to be the SoB or a shepherd
Dr The Singh Posted 13 November 2006 Posted 13 November 2006 That's a lot of people for one Nativity Play. Also, Jesus was not gay and neither am I. The homosexual part in this play has been given to you Disco Bob But your the only that could pull off the role, with your star qualities and acting finesse!!
Fez of Mahrez Posted 13 November 2006 Author Posted 13 November 2006 Oooh ooooh, you're Welsh ~ do you fancy being a she...ah. Nevermind. No Shias. As soon as you get religion involved in these things, it just causes problems.
The People's Hero Posted 13 November 2006 Posted 13 November 2006 But we've already got Jme is a gay (but still in the closet) Jesus who will presumably be nailed to a cross to die before having a chance to 'come out'?
Finnegan Posted 13 November 2006 Posted 13 November 2006 I'll do the nailing. .... that didn't come out like I meant it .... I mean... that didn't SOUND like I meant it...
lcfc_jme Posted 13 November 2006 Posted 13 November 2006 But your the only that could pull off the role, with your star qualities and acting finesse!! No sorry, me acting qualities do not stretch to covering the role of "gay".. I seem to have missed that class and have forgotten to attend it for training :pinch: But we've already got Jme is a gay (but still in the closet) Jesus who will presumably be nailed to a cross to die before having a chance to 'come out'? Not in the closet!! Just not gay! But yeah, at least I get to be nailed to a cross and die before I am supposedly meant to "come out", so it isn't all bad
Daggers Posted 13 November 2006 Posted 13 November 2006 Jesus was not gay and neither am I 1. Jesus wore dresses 2. Jesus had long girlie hair 3. Jesus wore those shoes that girls like to wear during summer 4. Jesus hung around with a group of blokes, like, all the time 5. Jesus had an interior decorations show on BethlehemTV If the cap fits...
Fez of Mahrez Posted 13 November 2006 Author Posted 13 November 2006 1. Jesus wore dresses 2. Jesus had long girlie hair 3. Jesus wore those shoes that girls like to wear during summer 4. Jesus hung around with a group of blokes, like, all the time 5. Jesus had an interior decorations show on BethlehemTV If the cap fits... Jesus likes to be gay with Andy Johnson.
The People's Hero Posted 13 November 2006 Posted 13 November 2006 1. Jesus wore dresses 2. Jesus had long girlie hair 3. Jesus wore those shoes that girls like to wear during summer 4. Jesus hung around with a group of blokes, like, all the time 5. Jesus had an interior decorations show on BethlehemTV If the cap fits... I thought we decided the phrase was to revert to 'if the quiche fits' ? Anyway... some compelling evidence. Also didn't Jesus once Mount Sinai (his mate)? The prosecution rests *smugly*
Wils Posted 13 November 2006 Posted 13 November 2006 Jesus likes to be gay with Andy Johnson. Shouldnt he be playing a part in this play? Hero.
Fez of Mahrez Posted 13 November 2006 Author Posted 13 November 2006 I thought we decided the phrase was to revert to 'if the quiche fits' ? Anyway... some compelling evidence. Also didn't Jesus once Mount Sinai (his mate)? The prosecution rests *smugly* Oh dear. When I read in the Bible that Jesus liked asses I thought it just meant that he had a donkey sanctuary. It appears I was misled.
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