Finnegan Posted 13 November 2006 Posted 13 November 2006 Shouldnt he be playing a part in this play? Hero. As if such an icon would stoop to our lowly depths. I'll volunteer to play Andy Johnson, it's the only role worthy enough for a mighty Welshman.
Fez of Mahrez Posted 13 November 2006 Author Posted 13 November 2006 Shouldnt he be playing a part in this play? Herpes. Good call.
The People's Hero Posted 13 November 2006 Posted 13 November 2006 Oh dear. When I read in the Bible that Jesus liked asses I thought it just meant that he had a donkey sanctuary. It appears I was missing some potential material to be used as a masturbatory aid. That's shocking. But quite, quite homoerotic. Play on squire, play on.
Finnegan Posted 13 November 2006 Posted 13 November 2006 You're being watched Fezzler. Or should I say... Muzzler?
The People's Hero Posted 13 November 2006 Posted 13 November 2006 You're being watched Fezzler. Or should I say... Muzzler? Great call!
Fez of Mahrez Posted 13 November 2006 Author Posted 13 November 2006 That's shocking. But quite, quite homoerotic. Play on squire, play on. That's just ludicrous. My supplier never lets me run out. He always grabs my leg before I can leave.
Hullfox Posted 13 November 2006 Posted 13 November 2006 No sorry, me acting qualities do not stretch to covering the role of "gay".. I seem to have missed that class and have forgotten to attend it for training :pinch: Not in the closet!! Just not gay! But yeah, at least I get to be nailed to a cross and die before I am supposedly meant to "come out", so it isn't all bad Me think he doth protest too much...
Libertine Posted 13 November 2006 Posted 13 November 2006 When are we going to start rehearsals then?
Rincewind Posted 13 November 2006 Posted 13 November 2006 Hows this online navity play going to work? Are we all going to have to post some random lines on cue? Anyway it'll be interesting to see the final cast list, I don't mind what part I get as long as it's not the wheel of the bus. I played this role when in the Lifeboys many years ago at the De Montfort/Granby Halls (I forget which) and don't wish to be typecast.
Master Fox Posted 13 November 2006 Posted 13 November 2006 Can i be a token hobo drinking whisky a bottle in a brown paper bag??
Master Fox Posted 13 November 2006 Posted 13 November 2006 You prefer method acting then? yes i do indeed? Why?
filbertway Posted 13 November 2006 Posted 13 November 2006 Any parts left, maybe I could be the donkey (unless that's taken). If not i'll be hobo#2
Master Fox Posted 13 November 2006 Posted 13 November 2006 Any parts left, maybe I could be the donkey (unless that's taken). If not i'll be hobo#2 We could stand around a fire warming our hands while asking for spare change.
Phube Posted 13 November 2006 Posted 13 November 2006 You prefer method acting then? I do, I've been living in a field and eating nowt but grass, for a week now!! Hu-hum: "Mooooo" I've so got it down to a tee!!
filbertway Posted 13 November 2006 Posted 13 November 2006 We could stand around a fire warming our hands while asking for spare change. You bring the fire i'll bring the tattered rags
Master Fox Posted 13 November 2006 Posted 13 November 2006 You bring the fire i'll bring the tattered rags We're sorted then. Start growing your beard as well
lcfc_jme Posted 13 November 2006 Posted 13 November 2006 1. Jesus wore dresses 2. Jesus had long girlie hair 3. Jesus wore those shoes that girls like to wear during summer 4. Jesus hung around with a group of blokes, like, all the time 5. Jesus had an interior decorations show on BethlehemTV If the cap fits... 1. So did everybody else in them days 2. So he didn't burn his scalp 3. And everybody else in them days went bare-footed, meaning Jesus was important 4. So do TPH and Fezzlington, you saying they too are gay?? 5. I can't argue this one, t'is completely true Jesus likes to be gay with Andy Johnson. That's unfair. He'd at least choose somebody as good as Nils!! Not that he is gay or anything Also didn't Jesus once Mount Sinai (his mate)? The prosecution rests *smugly* Lies. Jesus was straight and didn't mount anyone. He fit finely on the cross, and they are pretty straight When I read in the Bible that Jesus liked asses I thought it just meant that he had a donkey sanctuary. It appears I was misled. No you were not. The Bible is true, TPH and DB lie!!! Please believe me
filbertway Posted 13 November 2006 Posted 13 November 2006 We're sorted then. Start growing your beard as well
filbertway Posted 13 November 2006 Posted 13 November 2006 yeah, that's us!!! On the main night we'll have fire though
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