Dr The Singh Posted 14 November 2006 Posted 14 November 2006 The Singh. Pre Madonna? You know what i mean, Director sir!!!
Dr The Singh Posted 14 November 2006 Posted 14 November 2006 Prima (rk) Donna She's doing it, she's well worth a roast!!!
Guest Posted 14 November 2006 Posted 14 November 2006 From behind the tree emerged young Collymore,Recognisable from the naked suit he wore, Why he didn't just go naked, nobody knew, Perhaps he would, if his penis grew. Top dogging sits guide and binoculars ready, With only one hand, he kept them quite steady, And then he spied them, in the lay by, A man like Frank Zappa and a girl like Lady Di, First he binoculared, then photographed, Interest generated, just like Van der Graaf, Then he strode over and tugged at car door, With the grace of Ian Marshall and class of a whore, Flopped out his manhood and climbed inside, He said 'Who's your daddy,' 'you are' she replied, At once the irony struck him as he opened his eyes, It really was his daughter, what a surprise! Nah, it's going to have to be the girl by the curtains or Tara Palmer Tompkinson. It would be factually incorrect to say it was TPT.At least we know why the girl is hiding behind the curtains; she's scared of her father.....
Master Fox Posted 14 November 2006 Posted 14 November 2006 As I'm being cast as a seedy roadcleaner with a stack of retrieved street-porn in his dustcart, can i kindly ask the producer if I can keep my props especially the retrieved collection porn?
The Don Posted 14 November 2006 Posted 14 November 2006 You know, life as a tree can be really good Each morning I wake and I have good wood.
Daggers Posted 14 November 2006 Posted 14 November 2006 Do you all have your equity licemces? I lost all my equity in the last house price crash...and the one before that
filbertway Posted 14 November 2006 Posted 14 November 2006 Any place for wiseman with a broom or mop that always seems to be there to give directions, make a witty comment etc... ?
Fez of Mahrez Posted 14 November 2006 Author Posted 14 November 2006 Any place for wiseman with a broom or mop that always seems to be there to give directions, make a witty comment etc... ? Yeah, do you know anyone?
filbertway Posted 14 November 2006 Posted 14 November 2006 Yeah, do you know anyone? I was thinking about going for it to be fair.
Daggers Posted 15 November 2006 Posted 15 November 2006 Is there a role for a devils advocate? No lawyers! They are in next years production...Dracula.
The People's Hero Posted 15 November 2006 Posted 15 November 2006 Please tell me there is no religious clap trap in this thread. There isn't? Phew.
Rincewind Posted 15 November 2006 Posted 15 November 2006 A nativity play with no religion. That's unique.
Hullfox Posted 15 November 2006 Posted 15 November 2006 A nativity play with no religion. That's unique. I don't know about you but I'm fed up with these religious sorts muscling in on Christmas.
The People's Hero Posted 15 November 2006 Posted 15 November 2006 I don't know about you but I'm fed up with these religious sorts muscling in on Christmas. Yeah. It'll be Easter next. I'd like to see what religious bullsh it story they spin to explain chocolate eggs.
The Man Who Would Be King Posted 15 November 2006 Posted 15 November 2006 soon people will claim it started as a religious thing. Just not on.
Katy Posted 15 November 2006 Posted 15 November 2006 All we are saying is give quiche a chance. I have and it's foul
The People's Hero Posted 15 November 2006 Posted 15 November 2006 To Quiche or Not to Quiche, that is the question.
Guest Posted 15 November 2006 Posted 15 November 2006 I have and it's foul You're having the wrong ones then.
The People's Hero Posted 15 November 2006 Posted 15 November 2006 I've just invented the quicheboard. It's like a cheeseboard but with quiche (instead of cheese) (or as well as chee... no, wait, I won't give that one away).
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