Fez of Mahrez Posted 16 December 2006 Posted 16 December 2006 Do I detect a dig at me Mr Fez of the Muzz No!
davieG Posted 16 December 2006 Posted 16 December 2006 No! Well I'm the only smart arse posting links
Alexikokopops Posted 16 December 2006 Posted 16 December 2006 I've added a new one to my previous efforts; The Washing Line Umbrella The All You Can Eat Takeaway ALL NEW THE ONLINE SHOPPING CENTRE A website that contains links to all the top retail outlets, set out in a snazzy fashion. They buy shop window space, customers buy stuff. Market it on a big scale and it would make (and be used by) millions... DISCLAIMER: I partly wanted to see if such a thing already exists (not Google) so waiting for some smartarse to post a link. There was a chap who started a webpage and charged something like $1 per pixel to companies who then bought a certain number of pixels on the page to stick their logo on. If you clicked on the logo it went to their website. There were loads of companies on it and the guy became a millionnaire, bastard Kinda similar Just found a link http://www.webuser.co.uk/news/102928.html Here's the original http://www.milliondollarhomepage.com/ And here's his new one http://www.pixelotto.com/
cisono Posted 16 December 2006 Posted 16 December 2006 What do you do if you don't have a shed? (not even a bike shed? )
Alexikokopops Posted 11 June 2007 Posted 11 June 2007 My cigarette's are on the desk on the other side of my room. I am aching from Saturday's battle, and too lazy to get up from my bed. Someone invent me something to reach them, fast. Within reach I have: Tesco easy peel oranges 12 slices of ham An iceberg lettuce A copy of the times The infamous goaly gloves from Saturday A pair of scissors An ashtray Orange peel GO!!
Daggers Posted 11 June 2007 Posted 11 June 2007 You sly fox, you have a computer and mains plug in bed too...
Fez of Mahrez Posted 11 June 2007 Posted 11 June 2007 My cigarette's are on the desk on the other side of my room. I am aching from Saturday's battle, and too lazy to get up from my bed. Someone invent me something to reach them, fast. Within reach I have: Tesco easy peel oranges 12 slices of ham An iceberg lettuce A copy of the times The infamous goaly gloves from Saturday A pair of scissors An ashtray Orange peel GO!! Credit card-sized deodorant?
Alexikokopops Posted 11 June 2007 Posted 11 June 2007 You're useless, the lot of you!! I had to get up.
The People's Hero Posted 11 June 2007 Posted 11 June 2007 Idiot retardant. It's an aftershave, but it repels idiots.
Daggers Posted 11 June 2007 Posted 11 June 2007 You're useless, the lot of you!! I had to get up. Well thanks for letting me waste all that time making the fooking mock-up. Jeez. Some people. OK mice, I don't need you anymore...go on, get out with you...mush...mush...
The People's Hero Posted 11 June 2007 Posted 11 June 2007 I SO love your sig Daggers! Do NOT go changing it!
Fez of Mahrez Posted 11 June 2007 Posted 11 June 2007 I SO love your sig Daggers!Do NOT go changing it! FOXES
Daggers Posted 11 June 2007 Posted 11 June 2007 I SO love your sig Daggers!Do NOT go changing it! OK, for you I'll do tongues
Wezleylowski Posted 11 June 2007 Posted 11 June 2007 An alarm clock that slaps you and drags you out of bed in the morning. If someone made one of these badboys i wouldnt be able to go back to sleep, and wake up with five minutes to get ready for whatever. God that annoys me. Thats why i always look like shite
Tevez Posted 11 June 2007 Posted 11 June 2007 An alarm clock that slaps you and drags you out of bed in the morning. If someone made one of these badboys i wouldnt be able to go back to sleep, and wake up with five minutes to get ready for whatever. God that annoys me. Thats why i always look like shite you girl.
The Reverend Posted 11 June 2007 Posted 11 June 2007 An alarm clock that slaps you and drags you out of bed in the morning. If someone made one of these badboys i wouldnt be able to go back to sleep, and wake up with five minutes to get ready for whatever. God that annoys me. Thats why i always look like shite You could have all the hours in the day and you'd still look like shite pal
hairy Posted 12 June 2007 Posted 12 June 2007 How about an alarm clock you can set to go off twice. My wife works different shifts different weeks. So it could be 6.00am start one week and a 7.15 one the next. For me its always 6.30. When she gets up at 6.00 she always forgets to wake me at 6.30. So an alarm would be good at you could set to go off at 6.00 and then 6.30. Resetting the time on the alarm every morning and night is a right pain in the arse. Oh yes. And something that irons my shirts for me (and no not the wife)
Alexikokopops Posted 12 June 2007 Posted 12 June 2007 How about an alarm clock you can set to go off twice.My wife works different shifts different weeks. So it could be 6.00am start one week and a 7.15 one the next. For me its always 6.30. When she gets up at 6.00 she always forgets to wake me at 6.30. So an alarm would be good at you could set to go off at 6.00 and then 6.30. Resetting the time on the alarm every morning and night is a right pain in the arse. Oh yes. And something that irons my shirts for me (and no not the wife) My alarm clock does that.
hairy Posted 12 June 2007 Posted 12 June 2007 My alarm clock does that. What alarm clock have you got?
AoWW Posted 12 June 2007 Posted 12 June 2007 How about an alarm clock you can set to go off twice.My wife works different shifts different weeks. So it could be 6.00am start one week and a 7.15 one the next. For me its always 6.30. When she gets up at 6.00 she always forgets to wake me at 6.30. So an alarm would be good at you could set to go off at 6.00 and then 6.30. Resetting the time on the alarm every morning and night is a right pain in the arse. Oh yes. And something that irons my shirts for me (and no not the wife) Could you not get 2 alarm clocks, or have I completely missed the point?
James. Posted 12 June 2007 Author Posted 12 June 2007 Thread revival! Loads of alarm clocks/mobile phones have more than one alarm hairy. Is yours some wind-up job?
THEBIGJOHNSTEADER; Posted 12 June 2007 Posted 12 June 2007 ..someone please invent a speach/brain implant that will stop my boss doing her stupid irritating laugh after everything she says (even if it's not funny), and also prevent her whistling whenever she pronounces words that include 's'. So annoying!! I suppose I could just accidentally run her down in the carpark, and then reverse over her, just to make sure
Sly Posted 12 June 2007 Posted 12 June 2007 I think the web needs another auction site, that only takes 10p or even 1p comission no matter what your selling.
Lord Nibblington Posted 12 June 2007 Posted 12 June 2007 Something that will allow me to hurt people down the phone. Mainly the thick twats that don't understand that I don't want their doors and windows, and even if I did, I couldn't buy them,since I don't own the house I'm living in!
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