Alexikokopops Posted 12 June 2007 Posted 12 June 2007 What alarm clock have you got? It's a Sony one, not sure what type. A lot of them nowadays have Alarm 1 and Alarm 2 (usually one's a buzzer and one's the radio) and you can turn them both on. This one fr'instance says it has a Dual Alarm http://www.argos.co.uk/static/Product/partNumber/5130614.htm And this bad boy http://www.argos.co.uk/static/Product/partNumber/5130669.htm
hairy Posted 12 June 2007 Posted 12 June 2007 It's a Sony one, not sure what type. A lot of them nowadays have Alarm 1 and Alarm 2 (usually one's a buzzer and one's the radio) and you can turn them both on. This one fr'instance says it has a Dual Alarm http://www.argos.co.uk/static/Product/partNumber/5130614.htm And this bad boy http://www.argos.co.uk/static/Product/partNumber/5130669.htm Thanks And no its not a wind up, of any kind. Unfortunately the wife keeps buying me crap alarm clocks as presents.
James. Posted 12 June 2007 Author Posted 12 June 2007 ThanksAnd no its not a wind up, of any kind. Unfortunately the wife keeps buying me crap alarm clocks as presents. I meant wind-up as in a wind-up alarm clock! Not that you were trying to wind us up. Did I need to explain that? Probably not.
AoWW Posted 12 June 2007 Posted 12 June 2007 I fooking hate flies... can someone please invent something that can annihilate the little shites with impressive speed and accuracy from quite some distance? I'm thinking along the lines of a guided-missile-type thing... Fly sprays simply make me stream for hours (and have zero impact on the flies); those electronic-blue things that fry 'em just stink; and - much as I have a deadly aim with a rolled up newspaper - that only works if they're dozy enough to sit still at some point. They're driving me up the f'ing wall...
Smudge Posted 13 June 2007 Posted 13 June 2007 I fooking hate flies... can someone please invent something that can annihilate the little shites with impressive speed and accuracy from quite some distance? I'm thinking along the lines of a guided-missile-type thing... Fly sprays simply make me stream for hours (and have zero impact on the flies); those electronic-blue things that fry 'em just stink; and - much as I have a deadly aim with a rolled up newspaper - that only works if they're dozy enough to sit still at some point. They're driving me up the f'ing wall... You can't kill them all but you can keep them out. I see an increasing market for screened doors and windows. I'll bring me hammer and saw.
Rincewind Posted 13 June 2007 Posted 13 June 2007 ok, here's another (devised while at uni so credit to be shared amongst some of my mates)repent.com Online sin repenting with a priest or other clergy online 24 hours a day 7 days a week. You wake up not entirely sure what you have done but pretty confident God wouldn't be too impressed. Don't throw that ticket to Heaven away just yet just go online to repent.com and for a small fee have your sin waiered by an online servant of god. Saves all the hassle of going to the Church, you can repent all day from the comfort of your own house. Better? I think America already does that one. It would surprise me if it wasn't available there.
Rincewind Posted 13 June 2007 Posted 13 June 2007 ok, here's another (devised while at uni so credit to be shared amongst some of my mates)repent.com Online sin repenting with a priest or other clergy online 24 hours a day 7 days a week. You wake up not entirely sure what you have done but pretty confident God wouldn't be too impressed. Don't throw that ticket to Heaven away just yet just go online to repent.com and for a small fee have your sin waiered by an online servant of god. Saves all the hassle of going to the Church, you can repent all day from the comfort of your own house. Better? I think America already does that one. It would surprise me if it wasn't available there.
James. Posted 13 June 2007 Author Posted 13 June 2007 I think America already does that one. It would surprise me if it wasn't available there. Yeah earlier in the thread davieG pointed that out. Still I reckon there may be a market for a multi-faith website. Like the Tesco of repenting.
AoWW Posted 13 June 2007 Posted 13 June 2007 You can't kill them all but you can keep them out. I see an increasing market for screened doors and windows. I'll bring me hammer and saw. Hmm, cheers for the offer but I'm not convinced I like the sound of being boarded up inside my own house! Would much prefer the satisfaction derived from obliterating the irritating sh*ts.
Lord Nibblington Posted 13 June 2007 Posted 13 June 2007 Yeah earlier in the thread davieG pointed that out.Still I reckon there may be a market for a multi-faith website. Like the Tesco of repenting. Tesco Value Religion? I quite like that idea.
Zingari Posted 13 June 2007 Posted 13 June 2007 Tesco Value Religion?I quite like that idea. BOGOF religion ;
AoWW Posted 13 June 2007 Posted 13 June 2007 Tesco Value Religion?I quite like that idea. Perhaps they should do a Tesco's Finest version too... if you're in need of something more, erm, superior?!
Lord Nibblington Posted 13 June 2007 Posted 13 June 2007 Perhaps they should do a Tesco's Finest version too... if you're in need of something more, erm, superior?! Tescos Finest is just Tesco Value in a fancy box. Not sure how you'd convert that to religion. A shinier service or something?
Zingari Posted 13 June 2007 Posted 13 June 2007 Tescos Finest is just Tesco Value in a fancy box.Not sure how you'd convert that to religion. A shinier service or something? aren't popes and cardinals just priests in fancy frocks
Smudge Posted 13 June 2007 Posted 13 June 2007 Hmm, cheers for the offer but I'm not convinced I like the sound of being boarded up inside my own house! Would much prefer the satisfaction derived from obliterating the irritating sh*ts. Ah for obliterating the sh1ts, I recommend However for the flies, a 12" wooden ruler and rubber band was always my weapon of choice.
AoWW Posted 13 June 2007 Posted 13 June 2007 Ah for obliterating the sh1ts, I recommend However for the flies, a 12" wooden ruler and rubber band was always my weapon of choice.
Alexikokopops Posted 1 August 2007 Posted 1 August 2007 I've added a new one to my previous efforts;The Washing Line Umbrella The All You Can Eat Takeaway ALL NEW THE ONLINE SHOPPING CENTRE A website that contains links to all the top retail outlets, set out in a snazzy fashion. They buy shop window space, customers buy stuff. Market it on a big scale and it would make (and be used by) millions... DISCLAIMER: I partly wanted to see if such a thing already exists (not Google) so waiting for some smartarse to post a link. The guy on Dragon's Den who came in with the washing line thing hs just been on the "Where are they now thing"!! The idea stealing bastard. He accepted the offer on the show but then turned it down and got a smaller investment elsewhere. Have a word.
Fez of Mahrez Posted 1 August 2007 Posted 1 August 2007 The guy on Dragon's Den who came in with the washing line thing hs just been on the "Where are they now thing"!! The idea stealing bastard. He accepted the offer on the show but then turned it down and got a smaller investment elsewhere. Have a word. He's a c**t. That was my idea. I've got a new one though. I CAN'T REMEMBER WHAT IT IS THOUGH Shite. I'll get back to you.
Fez of Mahrez Posted 10 November 2015 Posted 10 November 2015 Ok, I remembered. @@Alexikokopops Something built into your remote control that mutes or fast-forwards whenever someone says "Let's remind ourselves why we're here tonight".
stripeyfox Posted 10 November 2015 Posted 10 November 2015 Whore Cabs. Combines the services of a prostitute and a lift home. Maybe an app to choose the kind of "lady" you want... Just throwing it out there. Would cost more than a regular taxi of course...
Jattdogg Posted 11 November 2015 Posted 11 November 2015 Whore Cabs. Combines the services of a prostitute and a lift home. Maybe an app to choose the kind of "lady" you want... Just throwing it out there. Would cost more than a regular taxi of course... To cirCUMvent the possible prostitute charges you are paying for a luxury taxi. What happens in the back seat is betweem 2 consenting adults. The prostitute is simply in the car for modelling purposes only and is paid accordingly
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