DanTheFoxBhoy Posted 19 January 2007 Posted 19 January 2007 This is old, delete if it's been posted before: http://www.keepmedia.com/pubs/WeeklyWorldN...978?extID=10026 AN OHIO teen was severely traumatized after discovering the stars of a downloaded porno flick were none other than his own parents. Timmy Shannon, 17, recalls the moment that scarred him for life. "I was like five minutes into this porno called Horny House Wives 4, when I thought to myself, 'Hey, that couch looks exactly like the one I'm sitting on. Oh crap, it is!' I remember the horror overcoming me when I realized the woman bent over that couch was my mother, and the guy giving it to her was my father. I instantly pulled my pants back up and vomited."
MC Prussian Posted 19 January 2007 Posted 19 January 2007 Poor Timmy... Traumatized for the rest of his life.
Dr The Singh Posted 19 January 2007 Posted 19 January 2007 Lesson to be learned, never watch porn!!!!
Master Fox Posted 19 January 2007 Posted 19 January 2007 Not sort of thing you would tell everyone though??
Maybes Posted 19 January 2007 Posted 19 January 2007 Haha unlucky timothy. That'l teach you to tommy tank over some housewives
DB11 Posted 19 January 2007 Posted 19 January 2007 Unless he got paid for that story, it is so not things you tell stuff. And wait, a professional movie but filmed in his own house? hmm.... ok
lookwhaticando Posted 19 January 2007 Posted 19 January 2007 Unless he got paid for that story, it is so not things you tell stuff. And wait, a professional movie but filmed in his own house? hmm.... ok Professionals pay good money for authenticity.
lookwhaticando Posted 19 January 2007 Posted 19 January 2007 It took him 5 minutes to realise? He paid good money for it, he didn't want to let it all go to waste. So he waited until he was certain. Actually, no. He wasn't admiring the sofa... obviously the first five minutes were close-ups. Too close to identify anyone unless you know them very intimately.
Geo V Posted 19 January 2007 Posted 19 January 2007 'Hey, that couch looks exactly like the one I'm sitting on. Oh crap, it is!' I hope they gave it a wipe down
Simi Posted 19 January 2007 Posted 19 January 2007 It took him 5 minutes to realise? I was thinking the same. He must of been paid alot of money to sell that story.
Cobbo Posted 19 January 2007 Posted 19 January 2007 It took him 5 minutes to realise? And for 5 minutes he was... Jesus Christ.
cisono Posted 19 January 2007 Posted 19 January 2007 It took him 5 minutes to realise? His... mind must have been on something else
mitchofox Posted 20 January 2007 Posted 20 January 2007 lmao This is old, delete if it's been posted before: http://www.keepmedia.com/pubs/WeeklyWorldN...978?extID=10026
lcfc_jme Posted 20 January 2007 Posted 20 January 2007 Disgusting. I think that'd scar me for life. And I definitely would not broadcast it to everyone. Silly, silly boy.
lookwhaticando Posted 20 January 2007 Posted 20 January 2007 Disgusting. I think that'd scar me for life. And I definitely would not broadcast it to everyone. Silly, silly boy. Silly for watching or broadcasting the fact?
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