Daggers Posted 30 January 2007 Share Posted 30 January 2007 Linkage NewsDeadline Day Looms... It's practically impossible to stay up-to-date with all the transfer dealings in January. Well now you can say farewell to those troublesome times because with the official Leicester City SMS service you'll never miss a transfer again! Simply sign-up to the official Leicester City SMS service and as soon as we sign or sell somebody we'll send you a text telling you officially what's happened, so whether you're on the bus, train, in a shop, having lunch, having a few beers with your mates, you'll get the official news from the club first. "Ever had the feeling you've been cheated?" J.Rotten, esq. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milky Posted 30 January 2007 Share Posted 30 January 2007 "what a goon" "what you say?" "i said nice harpoon" So, is this only leicester transfers? That really is a joke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fox in a Box Posted 30 January 2007 Share Posted 30 January 2007 Linkage "Ever had the feeling you've been cheated?" J.Rotten, esq. I was thinking exactly the same mate! Deadline looms, oh well thats 4 of our players off then and none in return.... they outta think before putting SH*T online and start upsetting the fans, UNLESS they know something we dont! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geo V Posted 30 January 2007 Share Posted 30 January 2007 Priceless. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lester LXXIV Posted 30 January 2007 Share Posted 30 January 2007 I was about to comment on this! Some sick bas#*rd is havin a laff!! Is there a D#8by fan working on our OS???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monk Posted 30 January 2007 Share Posted 30 January 2007 At least it won't cost much to receive the service, seeing as you'd never actually receive any texts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manwell Pablo Posted 30 January 2007 Share Posted 30 January 2007 At least it won't cost much to receive the service, seeing as you'd never actually receive any texts. I had it on a free trial when I was in Spain, believe you me they make up for the lack of important news by sending you garbage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Nibblington Posted 30 January 2007 Share Posted 30 January 2007 I had it on a free trial when I was in Spain, believe you me they make up for the lack of important news by sending you garbage. But how else would people know that the people in the Megastore are a little bit bored, and a little bit chilly? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monk Posted 30 January 2007 Share Posted 30 January 2007 BREAKING NEWS: City have confirmed today that they only have 20,000 tickets left for the next fixture. Book now to avoid the panic buy that is clearly going to follow after we sent this text. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MC Prussian Posted 30 January 2007 Share Posted 30 January 2007 Speaking of New Media Award Nominees... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davieG Posted 30 January 2007 Share Posted 30 January 2007 Breaking News Big Sale The Mega Store have sold a replica shirt today Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lookwhaticando Posted 30 January 2007 Share Posted 30 January 2007 Breaking News Big Sale The Mega Store have sold a replica shirt today That'd be me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geo V Posted 30 January 2007 Share Posted 30 January 2007 Breaking News from the OS KELLY IS DOUBLY UPSET AT LOSING OUT ON FURTHER SIGNING After spending this week trying doubly heard in training with his squad of 7 first teamers, Robert Kelly has been left frustrated at losing out on yet another signing. Kelly made a move for out of contract striker Charlie Griffin, who has recently had his contract terminated by Wycombe after a loan spell at non league club Forest Green. Griffin, 27, was rumoured to have wanted around £100 per month and a packet of cheese & onion Walkers crisps a day, as thats an intergral part of his diet. Kelly had this to say "I dont know how much more heart-ache I can take. First I was promised £7m by Milan Mandaric but that deal when wrong, then I sold 3 players so I could buy Joey Gudjohnsen but couldnt afford him and that has now been followed by the board saying they couldnt sanction the money for the crisps for Griffin. I don`t know where to turn at the moment but I will not leave any stone unturned in my quest in adding to the squad. I`ll be trying quadruply hard to make this club succesful" Rumours that Steve Claridge, Alan Paris, Ally Mauchlen and Frankie Worthington have been approached with playing contracts has at this stage been declined by the club. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lineker's Dodgy Toe Posted 30 January 2007 Share Posted 30 January 2007 Breaking News from the OS KELLY IS DOUBLY UPSET AT LOSING OUT ON FURTHER SIGNING After spending this week trying doubly heard in training with his squad of 7 first teamers, Robert Kelly has been left frustrated at losing out on yet another signing. Kelly made a move for out of contract striker Charlie Griffin, who has recently had his contract terminated by Wycombe after a loan spell at non league club Forest Green. Griffin, 27, was rumoured to have wanted around £100 per month and a packet of cheese & onion Walkers crisps a day, as thats an intergral part of his diet. Kelly had this to say "I dont know how much more heart-ache I can take. First I was promised £7m by Milan Mandaric but that deal when wrong, then I sold 3 players so I could buy Joey Gudjohnsen but couldnt afford him and that has now been followed by the board saying they couldnt sanction the money for the crisps for Griffin. I don`t know where to turn at the moment but I will not leave any stone unturned in my quest in adding to the squad. I`ll be trying quadruply hard to make this club succesful" Rumours that Steve Claridge, Alan Paris, Ally Mauchlen and Frankie Worthington have been approached with playing contracts has at this stage been declined by the club. Classic.. He didn't even want Walker's 'Sensations' eh, just regular .. it's got that bad eh! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe. Posted 30 January 2007 Share Posted 30 January 2007 That is such a scam. They really are having a joke with the fans there.... Idiots Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chairman of the Bored Posted 30 January 2007 Share Posted 30 January 2007 Breaking News from the OS KELLY IS DOUBLY UPSET AT LOSING OUT ON FURTHER SIGNING After spending this week trying doubly heard in training with his squad of 7 first teamers, Robert Kelly has been left frustrated at losing out on yet another signing. Kelly made a move for out of contract striker Charlie Griffin, who has recently had his contract terminated by Wycombe after a loan spell at non league club Forest Green. Griffin, 27, was rumoured to have wanted around £100 per month and a packet of cheese & onion Walkers crisps a day, as thats an intergral part of his diet. Kelly had this to say "I dont know how much more heart-ache I can take. First I was promised £7m by Milan Mandaric but that deal when wrong, then I sold 3 players so I could buy Joey Gudjohnsen but couldnt afford him and that has now been followed by the board saying they couldnt sanction the money for the crisps for Griffin. I don`t know where to turn at the moment but I will not leave any stone unturned in my quest in adding to the squad. I`ll be trying quadruply hard to make this club succesful" Rumours that Steve Claridge, Alan Paris, Ally Mauchlen and Frankie Worthington have been approached with playing contracts has at this stage been declined by the club. Excellent. Very funny, if sad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DB11 Posted 31 January 2007 Share Posted 31 January 2007 Probably true too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woznotwos Posted 31 January 2007 Share Posted 31 January 2007 Breaking News from the OS KELLY IS DOUBLY UPSET AT LOSING OUT ON FURTHER SIGNING After spending this week trying doubly heard in training with his squad of 7 first teamers, Robert Kelly has been left frustrated at losing out on yet another signing. Kelly made a move for out of contract striker Charlie Griffin, who has recently had his contract terminated by Wycombe after a loan spell at non league club Forest Green. Griffin, 27, was rumoured to have wanted around £100 per month and a packet of cheese & onion Walkers crisps a day, as thats an intergral part of his diet. Kelly had this to say "I dont know how much more heart-ache I can take. First I was promised £7m by Milan Mandaric but that deal when wrong, then I sold 3 players so I could buy Joey Gudjohnsen but couldnt afford him and that has now been followed by the board saying they couldnt sanction the money for the crisps for Griffin. I don`t know where to turn at the moment but I will not leave any stone unturned in my quest in adding to the squad. I`ll be trying quadruply hard to make this club succesful" Rumours that Steve Claridge, Alan Paris, Ally Mauchlen and Frankie Worthington have been approached with playing contracts has at this stage been declined by the club. apparently the club offered a bag of cheese and onion crisps per appearance ,offering an upgrade to sensations when charlie gets on the scoresheet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nationwider Posted 31 January 2007 Share Posted 31 January 2007 If we text 25,000 fans four times today at £1 a pop with... 1. Gareth Williams 2 wtfd fee undclsd. 2. No more yet 3. Still no more 4. Wndw now shut ....Can we buy GW back with the £100,000? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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