Simi Posted 15 June 2007 Posted 15 June 2007 The TPH player rating were sheer class. LD3 comes second for me, not sure he even knows how that sounds yet.
lildave3 Posted 15 June 2007 Posted 15 June 2007 The TPH player rating were sheer class. LD3 comes second for me, not sure he even knows how that sounds yet. I especially like the fact that he has removed B and C to make me sound more like a kiddyfiddler.
The People's Hero Posted 15 June 2007 Posted 15 June 2007 I especially like the fact that he has removed B and C to make me sound more like a kiddyfiddler. I always had you down more as the 'fiddlee' than the 'fiddler'
lildave3 Posted 15 June 2007 Posted 15 June 2007 I always had you down more as the 'fiddlee' than the 'fiddler' Maybe so, but i'm at that age now where Ultra is going off me.
Manwell Pablo Posted 15 June 2007 Author Posted 15 June 2007 I especially like the fact that he has removed B and C to make me sound more like a kiddyfiddler. Manwell Pablo reserves the right to manipulate posts in order to make you look bad.
Ultra Posted 15 June 2007 Posted 15 June 2007 Maybe so, but i'm at that age now where Ultra is going off me. ????
Manwell Pablo Posted 22 June 2007 Author Posted 22 June 2007 In questions for Mandaric thread. QUOTE(THEBIGJOHNSTEADER; @ Jun 18 2007, 03:32 PM) pinker or stinker, what's his fave hole? In due to popular demand. THEBIGJOHNSTEADER shows why he will never work for the merc. Salut! et bonjour, naturellement.Je m'appelle Jacques Parisien, je suis le presidente d'une equipe de foot dans la France, qui s'appelle Racing Club d'Oignons. L'equipe de Racing Club d'Oignons est dans un, 'ow you say, peeckle. Une club dans Angleterre avez acheter notre joueur extraordinaire, Henri Maillard. Henri est vingt ans et son première qualité est le PACE. Henri est plus rapide que tout les joueurs dans la France. Il est comme une TGV. Il est plus rapide que le plus rapide personne dans le monde. Oui. Henri est irreplacable. Mais non! Il n'est pas irreplacable. Ici a Racing Club d'Oignons, je suis dans ma office quand je recevoir un videotape. Ce videotape, c'etait incroyable!!! J'ai etudié cette videotape plus de grand temps. Plus de une milieu temps!!! Incroyable!!! Cette homme est PLUS RAPIDE D'HENRI MAILLARD!!! Ce n'est pas possible?! Qui?! Qui?! Qui est cette homme incroyable?! Apparentement, c'etait une joueur de Leicester City, nom d'Elvees 'Ammond. Mais oui, je suis ici, avec beret dans un de mes mains et une lit de cheques dans l'autre. 'OW MURCH?! 'OW MURCH?! 'OW MURCH POUR D'ELVEES AMMOND?! Je voudrais cette homme de PACE incroyable dans m'equipe Racing Club d'Oignons. MAINTENANT! Thats my faviourate bit. not by Roger Hargreaves (that OK with you FIAB?) One morning in LeicesterLand, Mr.LeicesterFan woke up to find the sun shining through his window. "Sodding buggery sun!" said Mr.LeicesterFan. Mr.LeicesterFan did not like the sun at all. It was the wrong shape, the wrong temperature and most definitely the wrong age. Mr.LeicesterFan was not sure of the age of the sun but he was pretty sure that it was too old, whatever it was. Mr.LeicesterFan wanted a sun with potential, a sun that would last at least three more years; a sun that he had seen grow from a tiny agglomeration of particles in Championship Manager. Yes, Mr.LeicesterFan did not like the sun at all. Mr.LeicesterFan walked outside and looked into a mirror. "Sodding buggery mirror!" said Mr.LeicesterFan. Then Mr.LeicesterFan said "I am the bastard wrong buggery colour." And he was. As quick as a flash the graphic designer, Mr.Foreignblokespendingalot, re-coloured the miserable little shit. Was Mr.LeicesterFan happy now? Was he bollocks. Pulling out a Mr.LeicesterFan book from his pocket, Mr.LeicesterFan proceeded to complain about the quality of the book binding, the font size, the price, the distribution channels, the in-store promotion strategy, the book's carbon footprint, the over-paid Mr.Foreignfancy-Dan being in other books but not his, not being allowed to stand while reading the book and reading time being continually moved to accommodate television. "Bollocks to you then!" said Mr.Foreignblokespendingalot, turned Mr.LeicesterFan back to the original colour and fooked off to another publishing house. "Sodding buggery bollocks!" said Mr.LeicesterFan. The End ...again! Wish they'd of done books like that when I was a kid, I'd of been put off Leicester, supported Derby, and I'd now I'd be a fan of a Premier League Club. Your a wasted talent Daggers.
Master Fox Posted 22 June 2007 Posted 22 June 2007 I’m sure there was a post somewhere from Dannyboy11 that beats Daggers
AoWW Posted 22 June 2007 Posted 22 June 2007 What's going on? This week's all have a certain degree of 'quality' to 'em. It simply ain't right.
Ric Flair Posted 22 June 2007 Posted 22 June 2007 I've failed to make the Max Gradel again. Daggers has been exceptional this week though.
Daggers Posted 22 June 2007 Posted 22 June 2007 I wish to distance myself from any and all allegations of having "a degree of quality". Anyone want to smell my finger?
Master Fox Posted 22 June 2007 Posted 22 June 2007 I wish to distance myself from any and all allegations of having "a degree of quality".Anyone want to smell my finger? Only if it smells of cod paste
Daggers Posted 22 June 2007 Posted 22 June 2007 Only if it smells of cod paste That's one of the nicer smells it has.
Master Fox Posted 22 June 2007 Posted 22 June 2007 That's one of the nicer smells it has. Let's have a whiff then.....
Webbo Posted 22 June 2007 Posted 22 June 2007 Can't believe this one didn't make the top 3. Twenty20 isn't cricket. Cricket isn't cricket without Henry Mobbs, Bertie Frampage and Edward Clottington. They sure knew how to play cricket, and not like any of the crap served up these days. Oh no, and they were all 4 ft 6 too. You don't need to be tall to be a cricketer. You need to be quick-thinking, agile, limber and preferably under the age of 12 though. I tell you who was a cricketer. Bill Shankly. We talked once, and he told me "boy, you'll never amount to anything if you don't eat your greens". Well I ate my greens and then one day I finally made it to managing Hinckley Under 14s Squash Club. One of my boys finally made it into the England Olympic Swimming Team. It was a proud day. I'll tell you about another proud day. The day I sold a numberplate for £15,000 to an idiot. You can do anything if you put your mind to it. Like Louis Dodds. He puts his mind to it, and he scores goals. And he's got impact. I'll tell you who hasn't got impact. "Sloth" Fryatt Like a drunken man attempting to thrust his flaccid penis inside of his tender young wife.
Manwell Pablo Posted 22 June 2007 Author Posted 22 June 2007 Can't believe this one didn't make the top 3. Tempting as it was I don't want this turning into the Fez show. and if you can understand the French the other one is funnier, well I think so anyway.
Fez of Mahrez Posted 22 June 2007 Posted 22 June 2007 Tempting as it was I don't want this turning into the Fez show.and if you can understand the French the other one is funnier, well I think so anyway. Besides that Thracian parody wasn't a patch on the Hullfox and TPH ones recently that I ripped off completely.
Alexikokopops Posted 23 June 2007 Posted 23 June 2007 I'VE BEEN ALONE WITH YOU INSIDE MY MIND, AND IN DREAMS I'VE KISSED YOUR LIPS A THOUSAND TIMES, I SOMETIMES SEE YOU PASS OUTSIDE MY DOOR, HELLO... IS IT ME YOU'RE LOOKING FOR? I MISSED THAT FEZ THRACIAN PARODY. I ENJOYED IT.
THEBIGJOHNSTEADER; Posted 24 June 2007 Posted 24 June 2007 I wish to distance myself from any and all allegations of having "a degree of quality".Anyone want to smell my finger? I will
The People's Hero Posted 24 June 2007 Posted 24 June 2007 Besides that Thracian parody wasn't a patch on the Hullfox and TPH ones recently that I ripped off completely. Rubbish. I think they stand together as 3 free standing monoliths of pisstakery. A victory for the common bully. A breathtaking triumverate of fun-at-someone-else's-expense-ism.
Leonisco Posted 25 June 2007 Posted 25 June 2007 Here's my nomination for this week, and it's another cracker from our friend a-fox: Who declared it International Month of the Moron and why was I not informed? because you are one AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA... ...no.
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