Corky Posted 30 May 2008 Posted 30 May 2008 I am usually the most non-violent and calm person you could ever meet, but Dennis Wise raises such anger and emotion inside me it may go too far if I saw him.
MC Prussian Posted 30 May 2008 Posted 30 May 2008 La Manga (Different time, Usual disaster when on a team bonding trip ) in breif- The lads were having a game of Poker - Davidson beat Wise in the game of Poker - Davidson went to bed - Wise waited till Davidson was asleep - Wise punched Davidson several times - Wise broke Davidson's cheekbone - Wise got sacked - Wise attempted to sue for "unfair dismissal" Grade A twat, that. Oh wait, make it AA (Absolute Arsehole).
Manwell Pablo Posted 30 May 2008 Author Posted 30 May 2008 Sounds like Wise won that one. Yes, but he won it with Piss on his hands. Poor bloke.
purpleronnie Posted 30 May 2008 Posted 30 May 2008 Yes, but he won it with Piss on his hands. Poor bloke. Well done for having a go.
Tommy G Posted 30 May 2008 Posted 30 May 2008 erff, well what a quality night out Leeds really is, not only did I go out get pissed I also ended up getting a free splif and a big kiss off a very attractive mother of 2 from Bradford, Quality. Fuked off that I have to have another hepititas test though.Anyway, I was joking with my mates back home about how funny it would be if I bumped into old Dennis Wise in Leeds about 3 days ago. And quite amazingly, I was in a pretty posh Restraunt/Bar in leeds when my mate casually said " I reckon thats Dennis Wise who's just walked in" This lad is not a footy fan but knows Wise used to play for us, but he doesn't know anything else, and was rather suprised when I shot up out of my chair and said something along the lines off "I'm going to snap that little **** in two" Anyway after having to go outside (being dragged outside should I say) and smoking a couple of regals (I love regals, no one smokes them the midlands but every one else does) and spending about 20 minutes on the phone to various people I was convinced that doing something violent probabley wan't the best approach. So I went back to my seat and tried to finish my meal n' pint as they say up north, but I knew I could not let this oppurtunity pass. Something had to be said. I had inteneded on having words on the way out but half way through my food I got up to go for a waz, and noticed dens seat was empty, so downstairs I went. To find one cubicle engaged (obviously mr wise has "little man" syndrome, (for Joeb, that means he has a small dick)) so after going to the urinals like a man, making sure I got a fair bit of piss on my hand to great mr wise with I made my way to the sink area after having heard the the door of the cubical unlock. And the conversation went as follows Manwell: Alright..Den ( Den was said in aggressive tone, and to be honest he isn't stupid, he clocked my accent and intent straight away) nob head: alright, mate thanks for asking Manwell: who you got tomorrow Poison twat: Plymouth (at this point some northen **** asks if thats Dennis Wise, as he thought it was a look alike, and crawls up the lillt basterds arse, complementing him on the job he's doing and telling him how he understands his situation as "limited". Any the conversation progressed and I was leaving the toilets as wise said to the arse licker talking to him "We're getting there, and we will get there" At which point a said "Spot of advice for you den, don't smack your players while their asleep" Wise: "Ya what" Manwell: ( I repeated what I said) Wise: It was three times Manwell: What was three times Wise: I smakced him three time not once Manwell: Oh, I take it your proud of that then? (Wise looks bemused as if he was expecitng me to leave him alone after he acted so cock sure) Wise: Am I proud? Manwell: Yes are your proud? Wise: do you know he was asleep? Manwell: Well thats what they say Wise: But do you know? Manwell: I'm led to believe so, are telling me otherwise? Wise: This is a lesson for you, don't open your mouth about things you know nothing about (twat) Manwell: F**K you, you little ****. End of conversation. The above makes tonight the best night out I've ever had. Yeh yeh yeh And last week I walked into a restaurant and called Nigel Worthington and old cvunt and floored him. This is highly unbelievable. If you were that wound up then why didn't you smack him? Probably because you would have been done for assult, just like he did.
James. Posted 30 May 2008 Posted 30 May 2008 Yeh yeh yeh And last week I walked into a restaurant and called Nigel Worthington and old cvunt and floored him.This is highly unbelievable. If you were that wound up then why didn't you smack him? Probably because you would have been done for assult, just like he did. Manwell - own this fool.
Manwell Pablo Posted 30 May 2008 Author Posted 30 May 2008 Yeh yeh yeh And last week I walked into a restaurant and called Nigel Worthington and old cvunt and floored him.This is highly unbelievable. If you were that wound up then why didn't you smack him? Probably because you would have been done for assult, just like he did. Funnily enough Tommy I don't actually care what you believe. And well done in answering your own question.
Master Fox Posted 30 May 2008 Posted 30 May 2008 Yeh yeh yeh And last week I walked into a restaurant and called Nigel Worthington and old cvunt and floored him.This is highly unbelievable. If you were that wound up then why didn't you smack him? Probably because you would have been done for assult, just like he did. What a **** ^
Tommy G Posted 30 May 2008 Posted 30 May 2008 Drumroll... And the 3 posters that I expected to rise to the bait did! When will you learn
Master Fox Posted 30 May 2008 Posted 30 May 2008 Drumroll...And the 3 posters that I expected to rise to the bait did! When will you learn Noted. Learn from He-man.
Uncle Albert Posted 30 May 2008 Posted 30 May 2008 Yeh yeh yeh And last week I walked into a restaurant and called Nigel Worthington and old cvunt and floored him.This is highly unbelievable. If you were that wound up then why didn't you smack him? Probably because you would have been done for assult, just like he did. I reckon Nigel Worthington would lay you out Tommy.
Manwell Pablo Posted 30 May 2008 Author Posted 30 May 2008 I reckon Nigel Worthington would lay you out Tommy. Whith his nose and bad atti-tood.
Zingari Posted 30 May 2008 Posted 30 May 2008 my ambition used to be to have a fight someone famous would have to be ronnie corbett or someone like that though
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