lookwhaticando Posted 7 April 2007 Posted 7 April 2007 Your magical piss must have inspired him and his nancy boys to victory today. You didn't offer the barkeep enough dosh to gob in his pint, clearly. Still, kudos all the same... that's two FTers who've gone for the poison dwarf, at least.
Trumpet Posted 7 April 2007 Posted 7 April 2007 You can't punch the Leeds manager in Leeds with Leeds United fans all over the place . Best case scenairo I would of got the book thrown at me.Also, he might be small but apparently he packs a punch, according to Callum. According to Callum's cheekbone too! Would have been quality reading the papers, "Leeds boss floored in bathroom brawl", you could have been even more of a hero Im sure we all would have sponsored you to do it, in fact i'd put £100 in the pot myself for someone to plant one on him - anyone interested?
Flynny Posted 7 April 2007 Posted 7 April 2007 I got up to go for a waz, and noticed dens seat was empty, so downstairs I went. To find one cubicle engaged (obviously mr wise has "little man" syndrome, (for Joeb, that means he has a small dick)) so after going to the urinals like a man, making sure I got a fair bit of piss on my hand to great mr wise with I made my way to the sink area after having heard the the door of the cubical unlock. Did they not have a children's urinal he could have used?
Manwell Pablo Posted 7 April 2007 Author Posted 7 April 2007 Did they not have a children's urinal he could have used? Your obsessed with toilets aren't you. No they didn't.
Ultra Posted 7 April 2007 Posted 7 April 2007 An opportunity wasted... It wasn't just about what the dwarf did to Davidson, it was about the millions (yes MILLIONS) he fleeced from us during his time here, and his efforts to KILL the club once we'd kicked him off the gravy train. You showed far too much restraint. I'd have left him in a coma at the very least....
Manwell Pablo Posted 8 April 2007 Author Posted 8 April 2007 An opportunity wasted... It wasn't just about what the dwarf did to Davidson, it was about the millions (yes MILLIONS) he fleeced from us during his time here, and his efforts to KILL the club once we'd kicked him off the gravy train. You showed far too much restraint. I'd have left him in a coma at the very least.... Yes, I know exactly what he did thank you. However I didn't fancy a night in the cells (followed by a ABH charge) or in hospital after being set on by a bar full of Leeds fans. It's very easy to say things like that when your not the one that was in that situation.
Daggers Posted 8 April 2007 Posted 8 April 2007 I'd have left him in a coma at the very least.... ...by showing him a selection of your FoxesTalk posts perhaps?
Phube Posted 8 April 2007 Posted 8 April 2007 Abusing Dennis Wise... there is no finer service a man (or woman) can give to the club!! Manwell I salute you!!
Manwell Pablo Posted 30 July 2007 Author Posted 30 July 2007 Here we are, Dennis Wise thread dug up for Alexs pleasure.
Manwell Pablo Posted 30 July 2007 Author Posted 30 July 2007 Erf, thats just reminded me of the prehaps not so attractive mother of two from Bradford (who has two kids by the age of 22.) as well as how completley pissed I was when I wrote that.
Daggers Posted 30 July 2007 Posted 30 July 2007 Girls who are boys Who like boys to be girls Who do boys like they're girls Who do girls like they're boys Always should be someone you really love
Alexikokopops Posted 30 July 2007 Posted 30 July 2007 Fantastic I was in Italy when this was posted, I was wondering how I missed this Dennis Wise thread everyone were on about.
General Smuts Posted 30 July 2007 Posted 30 July 2007 I wasn't on here when this were posted but for Manwell Pablo i raise my hands aloft and salute a legend, I used to deliver Davidson's paper and remember after it happened trying to look through his window and sneak a peak and i wrote him a note to put inside his paper which read 'You should have twatted the little ****.' I was so literate as a young(er) lad.
Matt Posted 30 July 2007 Posted 30 July 2007 When on holiday last week I met Gary Newbon (He was doing an after dinner speaking thing) in his speech he was talking about Gazza was out with Wise (Think it was on England duty) and I forget the whole story now, TBH as soon as he mentioned Wise I switched off and didn't really listen this particular story until I heard "And Gazza just rammed Wise's head into a locker!" and then I started clapping. Gazza is a legend anyway...Even more a legend now! (Gary Newbon didn't mention Leicester once either! Was abit annoyed, He loved talking about Forest though Although the majority of the time it was because of Cloughie) *EDIT* This story may be common knowledge, It may have been in the papers at the time it happened, not sure, I personally have never heard about it.
Pete_foxes Posted 30 July 2007 Posted 30 July 2007 I would of actually spat in his face. Probably the only other person i'd do that to is Hitler (if he were still alive) . Fair play to you though most would probably not had the balls to anything at all. Maybe you should of hit him. Then fine him a million
Blue Bob Posted 30 July 2007 Posted 30 July 2007 Great stories. Any abuse of Wise is well worth reading.
Magictv Posted 31 July 2007 Posted 31 July 2007 :appl: Good read, dunno how I missed this one when it got posted originally.
Leonisco Posted 1 August 2007 Posted 1 August 2007 Sorry to dig this up again but I've only just seen it, and I have to say - Manwell you're a legend!
Matt Posted 1 August 2007 Posted 1 August 2007 What's the history behind all the Wise hatred? La Manga (Different time, Usual disaster when on a team bonding trip ) in breif - The lads were having a game of Poker - Davidson beat Wise in the game of Poker - Davidson went to bed - Wise waited till Davidson was asleep - Wise punched Davidson several times - Wise broke Davidson's cheekbone - Wise got sacked - Wise attempted to sue for "unfair dismissal"
Manwell Pablo Posted 30 May 2008 Author Posted 30 May 2008 Well I'm going up again tonight, whats the betting I bang into Alan Sheehan
Father Ted Posted 30 May 2008 Posted 30 May 2008 erff, well what a quality night out Leeds really is, not only did I go out get pissed I also ended up getting a free splif and a big kiss off a very attractive mother of 2 from Bradford, Quality. Fuked off that I have to have another hepititas test though.Anyway, I was joking with my mates back home about how funny it would be if I bumped into old Dennis Wise in Leeds about 3 days ago. And quite amazingly, I was in a pretty posh Restraunt/Bar in leeds when my mate casually said " I reckon thats Dennis Wise who's just walked in" This lad is not a footy fan but knows Wise used to play for us, but he doesn't know anything else, and was rather suprised when I shot up out of my chair and said something along the lines off "I'm going to snap that little **** in two" Anyway after having to go outside (being dragged outside should I say) and smoking a couple of regals (I love regals, no one smokes them the midlands but every one else does) and spending about 20 minutes on the phone to various people I was convinced that doing something violent probabley wan't the best approach. So I went back to my seat and tried to finish my meal n' pint as they say up north, but I knew I could not let this oppurtunity pass. Something had to be said. I had inteneded on having words on the way out but half way through my food I got up to go for a waz, and noticed dens seat was empty, so downstairs I went. To find one cubicle engaged (obviously mr wise has "little man" syndrome, (for Joeb, that means he has a small dick)) so after going to the urinals like a man, making sure I got a fair bit of piss on my hand to great mr wise with I made my way to the sink area after having heard the the door of the cubical unlock. And the conversation went as follows Manwell: Alright..Den ( Den was said in aggressive tone, and to be honest he isn't stupid, he clocked my accent and intent straight away) nob head: alright, mate thanks for asking Manwell: who you got tomorrow Poison twat: Plymouth (at this point some northen **** asks if thats Dennis Wise, as he thought it was a look alike, and crawls up the lillt basterds arse, complementing him on the job he's doing and telling him how he understands his situation as "limited". Any the conversation progressed and I was leaving the toilets as wise said to the arse licker talking to him "We're getting there, and we will get there" At which point a said "Spot of advice for you den, don't smack your players while their asleep" Wise: "Ya what" Manwell: ( I repeated what I said) Wise: It was three times Manwell: What was three times Wise: I smakced him three time not once Manwell: Oh, I take it your proud of that then? (Wise looks bemused as if he was expecitng me to leave him alone after he acted so cock sure) Wise: Am I proud? Manwell: Yes are your proud? Wise: do you know he was asleep? Manwell: Well thats what they say Wise: But do you know? Manwell: I'm led to believe so, are telling me otherwise? Wise: This is a lesson for you, don't open your mouth about things you know nothing about (twat) Manwell: F**K you, you little ****. End of conversation. The above makes tonight the best night out I've ever had. Top stuff but you still should have smacked him or got into a massive swearing argument. If only it was on video
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