Manwell Pablo Posted 7 April 2007 Posted 7 April 2007 erff, well what a quality night out Leeds really is, not only did I go out get pissed I also ended up getting a free splif and a big kiss off a very attractive mother of 2 from Bradford, Quality. Fuked off that I have to have another hepititas test though. Anyway, I was joking with my mates back home about how funny it would be if I bumped into old Dennis Wise in Leeds about 3 days ago. And quite amazingly, I was in a pretty posh Restraunt/Bar in leeds when my mate casually said " I reckon thats Dennis Wise who's just walked in" This lad is not a footy fan but knows Wise used to play for us, but he doesn't know anything else, and was rather suprised when I shot up out of my chair and said something along the lines off "I'm going to snap that little **** in two" Anyway after having to go outside (being dragged outside should I say) and smoking a couple of regals (I love regals, no one smokes them the midlands but every one else does) and spending about 20 minutes on the phone to various people I was convinced that doing something violent probabley wan't the best approach. So I went back to my seat and tried to finish my meal n' pint as they say up north, but I knew I could not let this oppurtunity pass. Something had to be said. I had inteneded on having words on the way out but half way through my food I got up to go for a waz, and noticed dens seat was empty, so downstairs I went. To find one cubicle engaged (obviously mr wise has "little man" syndrome, (for Joeb, that means he has a small dick)) so after going to the urinals like a man, making sure I got a fair bit of piss on my hand to great mr wise with I made my way to the sink area after having heard the the door of the cubical unlock. And the conversation went as follows Manwell: Alright..Den ( Den was said in aggressive tone, and to be honest he isn't stupid, he clocked my accent and intent straight away) nob head: alright, mate thanks for asking Manwell: who you got tomorrow Poison twat: Plymouth (at this point some northen **** asks if thats Dennis Wise, as he thought it was a look alike, and crawls up the lillt basterds arse, complementing him on the job he's doing and telling him how he understands his situation as "limited". Any the conversation progressed and I was leaving the toilets as wise said to the arse licker talking to him "We're getting there, and we will get there" At which point a said "Spot of advice for you den, don't smack your players while their asleep" Wise: "Ya what" Manwell: ( I repeated what I said) Wise: It was three times Manwell: What was three times Wise: I smakced him three time not once Manwell: Oh, I take it your proud of that then? (Wise looks bemused as if he was expecitng me to leave him alone after he acted so cock sure) Wise: Am I proud? Manwell: Yes are your proud? Wise: do you know he was asleep? Manwell: Well thats what they say Wise: But do you know? Manwell: I'm led to believe so, are telling me otherwise? Wise: This is a lesson for you, don't open your mouth about things you know nothing about (twat) Manwell: F**K you, you little ****. End of conversation. The above makes tonight the best night out I've ever had.
Manwell Pablo Posted 7 April 2007 Author Posted 7 April 2007 .And you typed that at half 4. It is pretty coherent isn't it, I think I started at about five to four though tbh Was very drunk last night, Leeds is a quality night out. And I called Dennis Wise a little ****, fantastic. Just as bigger dickhead in real life as he was on the football pitch, he seemed to like arguing with me alot more than taking the big complements off the Leeds fans that kept going up to him. I tried to pay the barman to gob in his next pint, wasn't having any of it unfortunatley.
Stevosevic Posted 7 April 2007 Posted 7 April 2007 really should of laid him out in the toilets, nobody would of known. well played anyway
The People's Hero Posted 7 April 2007 Posted 7 April 2007 And that was when Manwell became The People's Hero and I had to relinquish my username to him. Well played mate!
Maybes Posted 7 April 2007 Posted 7 April 2007 Haha nice work manwell. He is such a little cock sh!te
OriginalRobboFOX Posted 7 April 2007 Posted 7 April 2007 Well done Manwell, what a little shit bag that twat face is. He prob didnt use the urinal cos he couldnt reach....
The Stig Posted 7 April 2007 Posted 7 April 2007 Well done, he's clearly just as much twat in real life as he is on TV
The Stig Posted 7 April 2007 Posted 7 April 2007 does it matter if he was asleep or not, he shouldn't have samcked him in the first place. end of.
Manwell Pablo Posted 7 April 2007 Author Posted 7 April 2007 does it matter if he was asleep or not, he shouldn't have samcked him in the first place. end of. I personally find if quite hard to believe that a man his size (he is very small and not exactly well built either) Managed to hit Callum Davidson three times as he claimed to do, without getting something thrown back at him if Callum Davidson was awake. Any way your quite right it doesn't really matter. I would have said more but he was walking away from me for most of it (walking slowly mind, he wasn't trying to get away from me, as I say he seemed to enjoy me having a go at him more than than he did the Leeds fans sucking up too him) most of the conversation took place in the corridor outside
Daggers Posted 7 April 2007 Posted 7 April 2007 I'll bet there weren't any taxi's lining up to take him home
Wils Posted 7 April 2007 Posted 7 April 2007 Good on you Manwell. Would have done exactly the same. Tosser.
Bert Posted 7 April 2007 Posted 7 April 2007 fook you, you little ****. lol Pissing on your hand before shaking it legendary. Manwell the legend.
Floating Fox Posted 7 April 2007 Posted 7 April 2007 Theres a fooking contender for post of the year :D
JoeyB Posted 7 April 2007 Posted 7 April 2007 Still think you should of punched him and said thats from Callum but you anyway
Manwell Pablo Posted 7 April 2007 Author Posted 7 April 2007 You can't punch the Leeds manager in Leeds with Leeds United fans all over the place . Best case scenairo I would of got the book thrown at me. Also, he might be small but apparently he packs a punch, according to Callum.
JoeyB Posted 7 April 2007 Posted 7 April 2007 You can't punch the Leeds manager in Leeds with Leeds United fans all over the place . Best case scenario I would of got the book thrown at me.Also, he might be small but apparently he packs a punch, according to Callum. Or 3 according to Wise
Floating Fox Posted 7 April 2007 Posted 7 April 2007 Manwell you should have done it, they would have sung your praises in Coleorton
Manwell Pablo Posted 7 April 2007 Author Posted 7 April 2007 Manwell you should have done it, they would have sung your praises in Coleorton Doubt it, not many Leicester fans here. Not many people here in fact.
Floating Fox Posted 7 April 2007 Posted 7 April 2007 Yeah but Wise is hated everywhere, even in the most secluded village in england - Where you happen to live
potter3 Posted 7 April 2007 Posted 7 April 2007 Yeah but Wise is hated everywhere, even in the most secluded village in england - Where you happen to live With Ogre.
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