blue blood Posted 24 April 2007 Posted 24 April 2007 Are you in a Master/Slave relationship? :dunno: i thought it may be a difficult concept for some to grasp. all to their own i suppose. Try it some time you may be pleasantly surprised.
Steven Posted 24 April 2007 Posted 24 April 2007 i thought it may be a difficult concept for some to grasp. all to their own i suppose. Try it some time you may be pleasantly surprised. I am not sure what the "it" is any more.
Webbo Posted 24 April 2007 Posted 24 April 2007 Waking, realising I don't have to get up, snuggling down again to sleep or read a book. Can't beat it.Being in a tent when it's raining. Fresh summer mornings, early when there's a bite to the air but you know a scorcher is coming. Hearing my kids laughing because one of them has been funny. Putting on a CD, making a coffee and planning the day ~ knowing I don't have to work if I don't want to. and having a good shit, you can't beat a good shit.
Daggers Posted 24 April 2007 Posted 24 April 2007 and having a good shit, you can't beat a good shit. :thumbsup: Hell yea. I can spend hours in a toilet, completing a soduku puzzle as I go.
Master Fox Posted 25 April 2007 Posted 25 April 2007 and having a good shit, you can't beat a good shit. Do you know how you can tell the difference between a good shit and a bad shit?
Geo V Posted 25 April 2007 Posted 25 April 2007 - Smelling freshly cut grass (not weed ) - My 8yo sons smile - My 6yo God-daughters acting skills - The summer that brings out the baps and makes people go from misery guts to happy people.
Webbo Posted 25 April 2007 Posted 25 April 2007 Do you know how you can tell the difference between a good shit and a bad shit? when you've been shitting as long as me you just know.
Dr The Singh Posted 25 April 2007 Posted 25 April 2007 Beer and Tandoori Meat (From Sportsman bar west brom)!! Can't beat a beer and the ffood together from that place!!
Geo V Posted 25 April 2007 Posted 25 April 2007 After tonight add.... - Seeing a mate spill his heart out at having bought his girlfriend a gold bracelet for £300 only for him to have gone to her place yesterday for a suprise visit to witness her snogging some dude on her doorstep. Priceless but superb simple things that had us in stitches in the pub tonight, especially as he let her keep the bracelit the twat
AoWW Posted 25 April 2007 Posted 25 April 2007 After tonight add....- Seeing a mate spill his heart out at having bought his girlfriend a gold bracelet for £300 only for him to have gone to her place yesterday for a suprise visit to witness her snogging some dude on her doorstep. Priceless but superb simple things that had us in stitches in the pub tonight, especially as he let her keep the bracelit the twat Yep, the heartless b*tch will probably flog it on ebay within a few days.
Geo V Posted 25 April 2007 Posted 25 April 2007 Yep, the heartless b*tch will probably flog it on ebay within a few days. He is such an ar$e though as whenever he meets someone he decides that the best way to keep her is by buying her stuff. He had known here for a few weeks and she does this after all that money spent which included a trip to Prague last week. We got so annoyed with him for saying that she "can keep the bracelet" that we wanted to go down there and pick it up and ebay it ourselves but he wont have it the sap!
Zingari Posted 26 April 2007 Posted 26 April 2007 After tonight add....- Seeing a mate spill his heart out at having bought his girlfriend a gold bracelet for £300 only for him to have gone to her place yesterday for a suprise visit to witness her snogging some dude on her doorstep. Priceless but superb simple things that had us in stitches in the pub tonight, especially as he let her keep the bracelit the twat as i said schadenfreude you can't beat it i always get a warm glow from reading posts from over-educated, work-shy scroungers who still manage to pontifficate and moralise to all and sundry on every issue. highly amusing
AoWW Posted 26 April 2007 Posted 26 April 2007 Laying in the grass on a sunny day and watching the clouds. Finishing a good book. Being given a bunch of flowers (guys, take note: a bunch of £1.99 carnations that smell of petrol just won't cut it!) Spending a chilled out afternoon with a group of friends in a nice beer garden (and not having to drive home!) Driving a new car. Finding something you genuinely thought you'd lost (phone, cash, credit card, car keys etc) Someone giving you a foot massage (with no strings attached / payback required!) Having a great dream and being able to remember it in the morning. Catching someone's eye and getting that 'yep, I'm interested' moment. Waking up thinking it's a weekday and you've got to get up, then realising it's the weekend and you can go back to sleep. Wangling a free upgrade on a long-haul flight. Buying a new pair of expensive, outrageously impractical shoes just for the hell of it. Getting a letter/text/email from someone you've not been in touch with for ages (only if you liked them in the first place, obviously, not if they were a psychotic stalker!) ...... Wow, that's loads. I'll shut up now.
lookwhaticando Posted 26 April 2007 Posted 26 April 2007 Laying in the grass on a sunny day and watching the clouds.Finishing a good book. Being given a bunch of flowers (guys, take note: a bunch of £1.99 carnations that smell of petrol just won't cut it!) Spending a chilled out afternoon with a group of friends in a nice beer garden (and not having to drive home!) Driving a new car. Finding something you genuinely thought you'd lost (phone, cash, credit card, car keys etc) Someone giving you a foot massage (with no strings attached / payback required!) Having a great dream and being able to remember it in the morning. Catching someone's eye and getting that 'yep, I'm interested' moment. Waking up thinking it's a weekday and you've got to get up, then realising it's the weekend and you can go back to sleep. Wangling a free upgrade on a long-haul flight. Buying a new pair of expensive, outrageously impractical shoes just for the hell of it. Getting a letter/text/email from someone you've not been in touch with for ages (only if you liked them in the first place, obviously, not if they were a psychotic stalker!) ...... Wow, that's loads. I'll shut up now. I'm quite good at all of that (where applicable). I even agree with many of them... particularly about the flowers. Last person to buy me 2 quid petrol flowers left even less than empty-handed.
Unabomber Posted 26 April 2007 Posted 26 April 2007 That first sip of your pint on a friday night.. ahhhh thats always something simple that i enjoy a great deal. Along with a summers day on a field with some good friends, a football,some beers and a portable bbq
AoWW Posted 26 April 2007 Posted 26 April 2007 I'm quite good at all of that (where applicable). I even agree with many of them... particularly about the flowers. Last person to buy me 2 quid petrol flowers left even less than empty-handed. We've really got to meet!
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