BigGibbo Posted 30 August 2007 Posted 30 August 2007 This is what it is like:http://flightsimx.archive.amnesia.com.au/ haha thats great fun if your extremely bored i just threw it 60 metres can any one beat that
Smudge Posted 30 August 2007 Posted 30 August 2007 There are actually airports capable of a 767 landings all over the place, Perhaps not 12 miles away but 30 odd miles... If it came to it and both engines had failed, they dump the fuel and would have to make an emergency landing in a field or something. Yes well there's the rub, 12 miles is it from 41000 feet. Fields..............hmmm :pinch:
Lillehamring Posted 30 August 2007 Posted 30 August 2007 haha thats great fun if your extremely bored i just threw it 60 metres can any one beat that screw that - took me 10 mins to get past 5 metres - mind you i don't have a proper mouse - how do you control it once its thrown?
Head Honcho Posted 30 August 2007 Posted 30 August 2007 Yes well there's the rub, 12 miles is it from 41000 feet. Fields..............hmmm :pinch: 96m
Tommy G Posted 30 August 2007 Posted 30 August 2007 screw that - took me 10 mins to get past 5 metres - mind you i don't have a proper mouse - how do you control it once its thrown? Im struggling with that game aswell, cant get it very far. Oh and if you suffer from your ears popping during the flight, just suck on something nice and hard and it should take the symptoms away If you havent got anything, see if the fella next to you can give you anything hard to suck on...Enjoy the flight!
AoWW Posted 30 August 2007 Posted 30 August 2007 lets face it - this wouldn't happen:engineer: Captian the engines have gone, we cannae go n'moooore captian: i say, that sounds bad, see any good spots to land. co-pilot: rather, there's a lovely strip, but... oh, its 60 miles away... captain: blast, anything else, no rubbish mind you... co-pilot: well, there's a charming little place, just 20 miles away... but it's awfully small. captain: good god, man! this is boeing's 767 aircraft, not some tiger-moth enginner: we're just gliding the now, we need te land somewhere! captain: what a bally nuisance, are you sure there's no where we can land this thing? co-pilot: well, gosh, i suppose... no you'll think me an awful bore... captain: speak up, man... let's have it... co-pilot: well we could land, no, no - its dreadfully bohemian... captain: out with it boy...! co-pilot: well we could just cast orf the old fuel and those bally annoying broken engines and land in... a field. captain: A FIELD! A FIELD! have you gone stark raving mad. i didn't read classics at oxford to land in a bally field... never, not in the name of her majesty... fu(k it, you get my point.... :laugh: that better? Oh and if you suffer from your ears popping during the flight, just suck on something nice and hard and it should take the symptoms away If you havent got anything, see if the fella next to you can give you anything hard to suck on...Enjoy the flight! Good advice - might have to try that next time I fly. :thumbsup:
Lillehamring Posted 30 August 2007 Posted 30 August 2007 :laugh: that better? yeah, i'll take your sarcastic praise, i have no shame... tusen takk.
Geo V Posted 30 August 2007 Posted 30 August 2007 Only a wuss would take something to help with the flight. That includes not stop alcohol. If you do, you will then feel like ahalf a man when you land and that will endanger any chance you had with the ladies on holiday as you will be questioning yourself all the way. I suggest you stroll on, flirt with the hostesses and thank the lord that everything comes in some plastic wrapping so they cant spit on your food, sit back and enjoy the flight and once landed, stroll along with the confidence and arrogance that we as men deserve to do when on holiday, especially as when women say "fook off" or if we mess up in any other way, we dont care as it wont come back to haunt us. Oh BTW, statistically you have no reason to worry about the safety of the fligh although we haven't had a plan crash in a while so one must be due?
AoWW Posted 30 August 2007 Posted 30 August 2007 yeah, i'll take your sarcastic praise, i have no shame... tusen takk. bare hyggelig!
Joe. Posted 30 August 2007 Posted 30 August 2007 Mock the Week last week: "Your terrorist for today's flight will be Mohammed".
BigGibbo Posted 30 August 2007 Posted 30 August 2007 screw that - took me 10 mins to get past 5 metres - mind you i don't have a proper mouse - how do you control it once its thrown? you can't control it once its bin thrown you have to get it out the window i got 105 metres
lildave3 Posted 31 August 2007 Posted 31 August 2007 bare hyggelig! Is that Norwegian for giggling bear?
Rincewind Posted 31 August 2007 Posted 31 August 2007 Make sure you sit at the back of the plane. You never hear of an areoplane backing into a mountain.
AoWW Posted 31 August 2007 Posted 31 August 2007 Is that Norwegian for giggling bear? Er, yeah, that's right. You should slip it into the conversation - next time you're talking about bears to someone Norwegian, that is. så flink du er! jeg vite!
Lillehamring Posted 31 August 2007 Posted 31 August 2007 Er, yeah, that's right. You should slip it into the conversation - next time you're talking about bears to someone Norwegian, that is. jeg vite! ooh, i bet your norwegian is wasy better than mine....
Rincewind Posted 31 August 2007 Posted 31 August 2007 I think I have this on audio cassette somewhere. Have had it years and talking about aeroplanes reminded me of it I think it may be funnier if heard. Click the link. Bob Newhart on budget airlines.
Finnegan Posted 31 August 2007 Posted 31 August 2007 I keep hitting the fooking wall. At least I know the room is 9.984 meters long.
Lillehamring Posted 31 August 2007 Posted 31 August 2007 I keep hitting the fooking wall. At least I know the room is 9.984 meters long. i havenæt even seen the wall! iæm up to 6 metres, but gonna have another throw now...
Joe. Posted 31 August 2007 Posted 31 August 2007 get in!8.3m + saw the window! It really doesn't help I guess when you have to use a laptop mouse I can barely get it past 5.
Lillehamring Posted 31 August 2007 Posted 31 August 2007 nah, canæt be done on this teeny laptop, canæt get enough speed...
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