How Was Your Day?

[Samilktray]

Where do you work?

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Go on msn you punk.

[Fox92]

I have learnt how to play Pictures of Matchstick Men (Status Quo) on guitar!

Then, I got confident and tried to play Revolution (The Beatles) but that is very hard.

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

Got out of bed about an hour ago, hair's behaving itself, just had dinner, now might go for a quick sleep.

[Libertine]

Where do you work?

I love you.

[lildave3]

Where do you work?

I've been in town to christmas shop...bought nothing but pizza and a keyring. Good work

[lou]

I've been in town to christmas shop...bought nothing but pizza and a keyring. Good work

You do know thats gonna be a git to wrap up?

[lildave3]

You do know thats gonna be a git to wrap up?

Don't think it'd look any worse than my normal wrapping does!

[Ford Super Sunday]

I've just suddenly started to feel a bit less manly, because I nearly wept at a Youtube video

[Guest]

I've just suddenly started to feel a bit less manly, because I nearly wept at a Youtube video

Was it the '92 Play Off Final?

[Ford Super Sunday]

Was it the '92 Play Off Final?

No, it was a football video, but not a LCFC one. In fact, it was a Liverpool montage of the 2005 Champions League final. I know it's a bit weird, but looking at the fans reactions in the video, the music, the commentary, and half of me (mentally) putting myself in that situation with Leicester nearly got me going. Though my sister, mum and dad would have thought I am crackers, so I held off.

[Guest Bilo]

Crap. Started cooking, cooker started smoking and had to switch it off at mains and fuse box. Now can't cook a thing at my place till after Christmas and just stepped in some dog shit. Bastard irresponsible dog owners should be force fed their dog's by-products. Cunts.

[AjcW]

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Go on msn you punk.

I love you.

People talk about their job in here all the time, is it suddenly a crime because im actually enjoying mine and like talking about it?

[lildave3]

People talk about their job in here all the time, is it suddenly a crime because im actually enjoying mine and like talking about it?

Why the cock did you quote me you goon?

[Samilktray]

And me.

Fucking douchebag.

[AjcW]

Why the cock did you quote me you goon?

And me.

Fucking douchebag.

Because you both laughed at what ever the hell tilley was going on about me.

[lildave3]

Because you both laughed at what ever the hell tilley was going on about me.

So if someone mocks you, you have a go at the people that laugh but not the person that does it?

You have the brain of a half deaf victorian bell ringer with downs syndrome.

[Daggers]

murder death kill

[AjcW]

So if someone mocks you, you have a go at the people that laugh but not the person that does it?

You have the brain of a half deaf victorian bell ringer with downs syndrome.

You two were around he wasnt.

[lildave3]

You two were around he wasnt.

Oh right fair enough.

Btw, you should definitely make a move on that girl in your sig, I heard she was single again.

[Samilktray]

You heard yourself?

Have a word.

[AjcW]

You heard yourself?

Have a word.

I just was curious as to why me talking about work was hillarious wereas every fucker else who talks about work is just normal.

[Samilktray]

It was a private joke between a group of friends.

Now fuck off into the corner and find something else to cry about you whiney little bitch.

[AjcW]

It was a private joke between a group of friends.

Now fuck off into the corner and find something else to cry about you whiney little bitch.

Always the same response

[General Smuts]

Bin a weird day tbh. It snowed, i saw a child making what can only be described as a slushman.

Then i invented the accidental soggy biscuit. Never wank with custard creams around. I hope that doesn't make me gay.

I also invented the phrase 'I didn't so much cum as i extoplasmed.' Feel free to integrate it into your every day vocab.

All in all ... average.

[General Smuts]

I've also just watched porn bloopers and then the dvd commentary. I need a job really.