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Well i had a busy morning at work,went well,Then had to go pick up my Dads Birthday cake from a friend who made this for me

,iThought it was fab as it was a football shaped cake in his blessed Sunderland, scarf and colours around the bottom,Said thanks and off i went out the front door only to miss the 2nd step and did a schmeical into her car holding the said cake..Splatt!

cakes repairable but my knee not so sure.Ouch!I was laughing my head off though think that was the adrenaline kicking in.

Never look over your shoulder talking while coming out of a front door hands full and trying to manouver steps...lol..i wished i had it on cam Casper would be so proud of me.hahahaha!!!!

:crylaugh:

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The extent to which I cannot multi-task was highlighted when I attempted to have a slash whilst swilling and gargling mouthwash, which I then choked on and sprayed it out in a massive minty explosion.

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I decided to fill up my remaining wall space with a giant periodic table and spent all night with the scissors and blu-tack.

I've said it once and i'll say it again you must have a very fullfilling life

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Ah, she mingin'? To be fair, not many people are PhDs from Oxford and complete bombshells.

lol

Far from it.

It's just her mum's better looking, more intelligent, more fun, has better politics and is better in the sack :ph34r:

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lol

Far from it.

It's just her mum's better looking, more intelligent, more fun, has better politics and is better in the sack :ph34r:

You're able to compare?!

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OPk. At the jobcentre they said there had been some changes in conditions when looking for work. They now say you shoul allow for 90 minutes each way for interviews etc.

Also had a word about my fitness. Found out when I was away that I was born with a misplaced hip. Never bothered me because of the time I had been at work. 30 years at one place seven in security. Also I am not the fastest person on two legs, never ran up stairs and my hands are not perfect, cannot make fists properly. Add to that my age and increasing aching bones my chances of finding work to match all this may be slim. So they said I could be assessed regarding this. If I was 30 years younger they may say that this should not stop me getting work but maybe they may not be so tough with the rules. I just need to 'put it on' a little I only have five years to retirement anyway.

Also went to VAL about volunteering which may be the route to go down to keep active. Put my name down for a Marshall for the Santa Run which takes place on Victoria Park on Sunday. Just have to turn up about 8.30-9.00am, will be given some instructions and then placed at some point around the 5k course. We just help to cheer and give encouragement to the competiotors, give directions then help taking down and putting things away. Will be done 1pm-2pm.

Race starts around 10.30 if anyone is interested.

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I got home to find a letter from Nationwide to say they're upgrading my credit card to a platinum one with 0.5% cashback. It gets paid annually in December so that's a bonus for Christmas next year.

BIG TIME 'KOKOPOPS.

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Playing FIFA 12 online against some Turk playing who was playing as Galatasaray, losing 2-1 going into injury time, shock late brace from Jermaine Beckford, win 3-2!

:scarf:

He will have been sick as a parrot :sick:

I was over the moon :jump:

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Just realised why people are to scared to deal with one of the buisness owners, i've been pushing to close down his shops. Turns out he is affilated with and brother of one of the biggest bikie gangs in Australia. His brother just got out of jail for serious assualt and has about a 1000 articles on him from google. Wont stop me doing my job but if i do suddenly disappear you know why.

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Don't sound too good. Have you lput all the information linking them with the gang in an envelope and left it it in a safety depositbox? Have they made any threats? Cover your back.

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Just realised why people are to scared to deal with one of the buisness owners, i've been pushing to close down his shops. Turns out he is affilated with and brother of one of the biggest bikie gangs in Australia. His brother just got out of jail for serious assualt and has about a 1000 articles on him from google. Wont stop me doing my job but if i do suddenly disappear you know why.

Gizza name!?

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Took a days leave to join Ms Foxy on the picket line. Glad to see so many people turn up.

I thought she was past retirement age already. :whistle:

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Decent day at work. Got to do some Math, English and Psychometric tests tomorrow for a promotion opportunity. Think they're going to realise how stupid I am! :blush:

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