Dames Posted 24 January 2008 Posted 24 January 2008 What about cranking? Anyone ever had a crank?It's where you wank and cry at the same time. Little odd, and a touch on the dark side. I reckon one of you must have... People kinda go OTT. Though i have tried the angry wank. Personally i prefer it the normal way, with a bit of bangbros. Real manly topic this, Girls be warned.
The People's Hero Posted 24 January 2008 Author Posted 24 January 2008 People kinda go OTT.Though i have tried the angry wank. Personally i prefer it the normal way, with a bit of bangbros. Real manly topic this, Girls be warned. Errr
coale39 Posted 24 January 2008 Posted 24 January 2008 Are you a cranker? Of course he is, he works in insurance.
mancunianfox Posted 24 January 2008 Posted 24 January 2008 Not sure if it counts as a dangerwank or just fruity but a guy I lived with in halls used to openly admit that he prepare to pleasure himself by painting the fingernails on his right hand red and sitting on it until it went numb
Nod.E Posted 24 January 2008 Posted 24 January 2008 The fuss? About READING? Are you serious? It's dominated by gangs of EMO's, it's a horrific place.Anyway the questions... 1) Well she's my current girlfriend (we split up but got back together). Dig around Facebook in a weird stalking-esque way and you can judge for yourself. 2) VERY round, busy and quite large but with convenient wall and tree combinations to offer privacy. I romanced her to the noise of traffic, it was beautiful. 3) Indicated, straight in the correct lane, pulled out safely. Textbook. 4) Everyone needs to spend at least some small part of their life in Reading, just to make them glad they don't have to stay. Is that the Girlfriend you're talking about or the roundabout?
James. Posted 24 January 2008 Posted 24 January 2008 Not sure if it counts as a dangerwank or just fruity but a guy I lived with in halls used to openly admit that he prepare to pleasure himself by painting the fingernails on his right hand red and sitting on it until it went numb Maybe he should have spent that time looking for an actual woman...! Is that the Girlfriend you're talking about or the roundabout?
Samilktray Posted 24 January 2008 Posted 24 January 2008 So your a Danger willy puller eh? Aeroplane toilet, almost mile high
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