James. Posted 23 January 2008 Posted 23 January 2008 I was going to go to Reading at uni as I had a week off which coincided with Reading Week. Was going to see what all the fuss was about.If it's just you having sex on a roundabout, I might not bother. I have four questions: 1) What was the quality of the girl (ie the sexee) 2) What was the quality of the roundabout 3) How would you rate your performance (ie the sexer) 4) Is it worth a visit to the scene? The fuss? About READING? Are you serious? It's dominated by gangs of EMO's, it's a horrific place. Anyway the questions... 1) Well she's my current girlfriend (we split up but got back together). Dig around Facebook in a weird stalking-esque way and you can judge for yourself. 2) VERY round, busy and quite large but with convenient wall and tree combinations to offer privacy. I romanced her to the noise of traffic, it was beautiful. 3) Indicated, straight in the correct lane, pulled out safely. Textbook. 4) Everyone needs to spend at least some small part of their life in Reading, just to make them glad they don't have to stay.
The People's Hero Posted 23 January 2008 Author Posted 23 January 2008 The fuss? About READING? Are you serious? It's dominated by gangs of EMO's, it's a horrific place.Anyway the questions... 1) Well she's my current girlfriend (we split up but got back together). Dig around Facebook in a weird stalking-esque way and you can judge for yourself. 2) VERY round, busy and quite large but with convenient wall and tree combinations to offer privacy. I romanced her to the noise of traffic, it was beautiful. 3) Indicated, straight in the correct lane, pulled out safely. Textbook. 4) Everyone needs to spend at least some small part of their life in Reading, just to make them glad they don't have to stay. Classic. I have been to Reading once - to the Madejski. Having said that, the Madejski appears to be in the middle of nowhere, so I'm not sure I have been to Reading. Let's go to Reading. Forget Ilfracombe.
Daggers Posted 23 January 2008 Posted 23 January 2008 4) Everyone needs to spend at least some small part of their life in Reading, just to make them glad they don't have to stay. Department of Biology has a groovy double helix staircase - it's fab.
Dr The Singh Posted 23 January 2008 Posted 23 January 2008 I don't kiss and tell, some people say i don't kiss at all!! But I will say TPH did touch my bum, more then once!!!
Finnegan Posted 23 January 2008 Posted 23 January 2008 Bradgate Park.Glorious. Pft. Amateur. HYDE Park, tbh. That's right, your royal highness.
Finnegan Posted 23 January 2008 Posted 23 January 2008 Wales, it was ****ed up. Thought you'd try the local practices, eh?
The People's Hero Posted 23 January 2008 Author Posted 23 January 2008 Wales, it was ****ed up. For me, it's in bed. I refuse to have sex anywhere but in bed.
The People's Hero Posted 23 January 2008 Author Posted 23 January 2008 Although at the weekend, seeing as we're gonna be in Narbs, can we ride that section of track? Bit of a pilgrimage that.
andyh1884 Posted 23 January 2008 Posted 23 January 2008 For me, it's in bed.I refuse to have sex anywhere but in bed. Outdoors is where it's at, can't beat the feel of the breeze on your cods whilst giving the other half what-for. Villa Park, a hotel swimming pool & in the bushes at Babbacombe Model Village are my top 3
LeeCovFox Posted 23 January 2008 Posted 23 January 2008 For me, it's in bed.I refuse to have sex anywhere but in bed. I never refuse to have sex. My ex once asked me why was that I never initiated sex. So I explained. "If I initiate sex, you may say no. I'm always available for sex. If you initiate, you have a guaranteed 100 per cent success rate. I don't get headaches."
Steven Posted 23 January 2008 Posted 23 January 2008 In a field which is now in the fast lane of the M25 westbound between J8 and J9.
Finnegan Posted 23 January 2008 Posted 23 January 2008 Outdoors is where it's at, can't beat the feel of the breeze on your cods whilst giving the other half what-for. Probably wins the award for "most blokeish thing said today."
Thracian Posted 23 January 2008 Posted 23 January 2008 I never refuse to have sex. My ex once asked me why was that I never initiated sex. So I explained. "If I initiate sex, you may say no. I'm always available for sex. If you initiate, you have a guaranteed 100 per cent success rate. I don't get headaches." Philosophy is your future.
Samilktray Posted 23 January 2008 Posted 23 January 2008 Me and the wrist have indulged in many a location.
The People's Hero Posted 24 January 2008 Author Posted 24 January 2008 Me and the wrist have indulged in many a location. Tell me about - when you get reading about the underwriting cycle, it doesn't matter where you are, however inappropriate. You just need the release. Right?
Dames Posted 24 January 2008 Posted 24 January 2008 Me and the wrist have indulged in many a location. So your a Danger willy puller eh?
samingram_uk Posted 24 January 2008 Posted 24 January 2008 So your a Danger willy puller eh? Many of my friends have said they have tried this, but never told me if they manged it or not
LeeCovFox Posted 24 January 2008 Posted 24 January 2008 Is what I've been told about danger wanking correct? Because someone I once knew told me he deliberatley opened his bedroom door, called his mother, and tried his best to finish before she arrived at the scene. I hope he was lying. And if not, I really hope he finished.
samingram_uk Posted 24 January 2008 Posted 24 January 2008 Is what I've been told about danger wanking correct? Because someone I once knew told me he deliberatley opened his bedroom door, called his mother, and tried his best to finish before she arrived at the scene. I hope he was lying. And if not, I really hope he finished. What you have heard is true.
Dames Posted 24 January 2008 Posted 24 January 2008 Is what I've been told about danger wanking correct? Because someone I once knew told me he deliberatley opened his bedroom door, called his mother, and tried his best to finish before she arrived at the scene. I hope he was lying. And if not, I really hope he finished. Wow. Thats hardcore and also quite perverted. I know people that claim that they've done it in all sorts of places. One guy said he did it on a packed bus on the way to college once..
James. Posted 24 January 2008 Posted 24 January 2008 What about cranking? Anyone ever had a crank? It's where you wank and cry at the same time. Little odd, and a touch on the dark side. I reckon one of you must have...
samingram_uk Posted 24 January 2008 Posted 24 January 2008 What about cranking? Anyone ever had a crank?It's where you wank and cry at the same time. Little odd, and a touch on the dark side. I reckon one of you must have... lmao cranking!
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