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I was going to go to Reading at uni as I had a week off which coincided with Reading Week. Was going to see what all the fuss was about.

If it's just you having sex on a roundabout, I might not bother.

I have four questions:

1) What was the quality of the girl (ie the sexee)

2) What was the quality of the roundabout

3) How would you rate your performance (ie the sexer)

4) Is it worth a visit to the scene?

The fuss? About READING? Are you serious? It's dominated by gangs of EMO's, it's a horrific place.

Anyway the questions...

1) Well she's my current girlfriend (we split up but got back together). Dig around Facebook in a weird stalking-esque way and you can judge for yourself.

2) VERY round, busy and quite large but with convenient wall and tree combinations to offer privacy. I romanced her to the noise of traffic, it was beautiful.

3) Indicated, straight in the correct lane, pulled out safely. Textbook.

4) Everyone needs to spend at least some small part of their life in Reading, just to make them glad they don't have to stay.

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The fuss? About READING? Are you serious? It's dominated by gangs of EMO's, it's a horrific place.

Anyway the questions...

1) Well she's my current girlfriend (we split up but got back together). Dig around Facebook in a weird stalking-esque way and you can judge for yourself.

2) VERY round, busy and quite large but with convenient wall and tree combinations to offer privacy. I romanced her to the noise of traffic, it was beautiful.

3) Indicated, straight in the correct lane, pulled out safely. Textbook.

4) Everyone needs to spend at least some small part of their life in Reading, just to make them glad they don't have to stay.

Classic.

I have been to Reading once - to the Madejski.

Having said that, the Madejski appears to be in the middle of nowhere, so I'm not sure I have been to Reading.

Let's go to Reading. Forget Ilfracombe.

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4) Everyone needs to spend at least some small part of their life in Reading, just to make them glad they don't have to stay.

Department of Biology has a groovy double helix staircase - it's fab.

Posted
For me, it's in bed.

I refuse to have sex anywhere but in bed.

Outdoors is where it's at, can't beat the feel of the breeze on your cods whilst giving the other half what-for.

Villa Park, a hotel swimming pool & in the bushes at Babbacombe Model Village are my top 3

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For me, it's in bed.

I refuse to have sex anywhere but in bed.

I never refuse to have sex. My ex once asked me why was that I never initiated sex. So I explained. "If I initiate sex, you may say no. I'm always available for sex. If you initiate, you have a guaranteed 100 per cent success rate. I don't get headaches."

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In a field which is now in the fast lane of the M25 westbound between J8 and J9. :unsure:

Posted
Outdoors is where it's at, can't beat the feel of the breeze on your cods whilst giving the other half what-for.

Probably wins the award for "most blokeish thing said today."

Posted
I never refuse to have sex. My ex once asked me why was that I never initiated sex. So I explained. "If I initiate sex, you may say no. I'm always available for sex. If you initiate, you have a guaranteed 100 per cent success rate. I don't get headaches."

Philosophy is your future. :thumbup::D

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Me and the wrist have indulged in many a location.

Tell me about - when you get reading about the underwriting cycle, it doesn't matter where you are, however inappropriate.

You just need the release.

Right?

Posted

Is what I've been told about danger wanking correct? Because someone I once knew told me he deliberatley opened his bedroom door, called his mother, and tried his best to finish before she arrived at the scene. I hope he was lying. And if not, I really hope he finished.

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Is what I've been told about danger wanking correct? Because someone I once knew told me he deliberatley opened his bedroom door, called his mother, and tried his best to finish before she arrived at the scene. I hope he was lying. And if not, I really hope he finished.

What you have heard is true.

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Is what I've been told about danger wanking correct? Because someone I once knew told me he deliberatley opened his bedroom door, called his mother, and tried his best to finish before she arrived at the scene. I hope he was lying. And if not, I really hope he finished.

Wow.

Thats hardcore and also quite perverted.

I know people that claim that they've done it in all sorts of places. One guy said he did it on a packed bus on the way to college once..

Posted

What about cranking? Anyone ever had a crank?

It's where you wank and cry at the same time.

Little odd, and a touch on the dark side. I reckon one of you must have...

Posted
What about cranking? Anyone ever had a crank?

It's where you wank and cry at the same time.

Little odd, and a touch on the dark side. I reckon one of you must have...

lmao cranking!

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