The People's Hero Posted 20 February 2008 Posted 20 February 2008 I think when I get to 22k, there should be some sort of crowning ceremony where I assume control of this forum and 4% of each individual poster's lives. Any thoughts?
Darkzzz_ Posted 20 February 2008 Posted 20 February 2008 You should be granted a knighthood for your services to FT. I will give you control over 2.35% of my life.... on the basis that you give me 5,000 of your posts!!!!
The People's Hero Posted 20 February 2008 Author Posted 20 February 2008 You should be granted a knighthood for your services to FT. I will give you control over 2.35% of my life.... on the basis that you give me 5,000 of your posts!!!! Done. I want the part you spend porking the missus as part of the percentage deal though.
AoWW Posted 20 February 2008 Posted 20 February 2008 I think when I get to 22k, there should be some sort of crowning ceremony where I assume control of this forum and 4% of each individual poster's lives.Any thoughts? Bollocks to it?
The People's Hero Posted 20 February 2008 Author Posted 20 February 2008 I think when I get to 22k, there should be some sort of crowning ceremony where I assume control of this forum and 4% of each individual poster's lives.Any thoughts? Bollocks to it? Erm. Harsh!
fox123 Posted 20 February 2008 Posted 20 February 2008 I think when I get to 22k, there should be some sort of crowning ceremony where I assume control of this forum and 4% of each individual poster's lives.Any thoughts? Maybe you should get out more!!?? Just kidding, congrats on the mile stone!
Master Fox Posted 20 February 2008 Posted 20 February 2008 I think when I get to 22k, there should be some sort of crowning ceremony where I assume control of this forum and 4% of each individual poster's lives.Any thoughts? I agree, I think we’ll have to assemble a group of FT minions as your team of personal slaves. They’ll attend to your every need, fanning you with palm leaves, soap baths and back rubs - kind of like King Jaffe Joffer played by James Earl Jones in the 1988 film ‘Coming to America’
danny. Posted 20 February 2008 Posted 20 February 2008 you get this greetings card this light and a night with this lady
Lord Nibblington Posted 20 February 2008 Posted 20 February 2008 I think when I get to 22k, there should be some sort of crowning ceremony where I assume control of this forum and 4% of each individual poster's lives.Any thoughts? I fancy a cup of tea. And what happened to the old Leicester mug. You know. The one held together with tea stains. Did Laura wash it and it fall apart? I forget.
Master Fox Posted 20 February 2008 Posted 20 February 2008 and a night with this lady Holy fcuk, I'm in love
The People's Hero Posted 20 February 2008 Author Posted 20 February 2008 I fancy a cup of tea.And what happened to the old Leicester mug. You know. The one held together with tea stains. Did Laura wash it and it fall apart? I forget. It's no longer with us. It had so much tea residue round it that you could make an (admittedly fairly weak) cup of tea in it without a teabag. Ace.
The People's Hero Posted 20 February 2008 Author Posted 20 February 2008 You big twat. Suck my spuds, spudsucking spudsucker.
Lord Nibblington Posted 20 February 2008 Posted 20 February 2008 It's no longer with us.It had so much tea residue round it that you could make an (admittedly fairly weak) cup of tea in it without a teabag. Ace. Shame. I miss my old tea cup. The handle fell off, so Laura callously threw the rest of it away. In many ways, I've never got over the loss.
The People's Hero Posted 20 February 2008 Author Posted 20 February 2008 Shame.I miss my old tea cup. The handle fell off, so Laura callously threw the rest of it away. In many ways, I've never got over the loss. Unfortunately, this is what happens when we get ourselves involved with women. Our money is drained away, the amount of sex we have with alternative women is radically reduced (sometimes to a figure near zero) and our favourite tea cups are ravaged, broken and disposed of.
OriginalRobboFOX Posted 20 February 2008 Posted 20 February 2008 I think when I get to 22k, there should be some sort of crowning ceremony where I assume control of this forum and 4% of each individual poster's lives.Any thoughts? I will give you 6% of my pitiless life for that snazzy retro city shirt you recently donned at the o21/u21 match?? Deal or No Deal??
Tommy G Posted 20 February 2008 Posted 20 February 2008 I initially thought this thread was about you being offered a job with a salary of 22K and you were about to ask advice of whether to take it or not?
The People's Hero Posted 20 February 2008 Author Posted 20 February 2008 I will give you 6% of my pitiless life for that snazzy retro city shirt you recently donned at the o21/u21 match?? Deal or No Deal?? Six percent? Wow. That's a deal, that is.
danny. Posted 20 February 2008 Posted 20 February 2008 I would be willing to swap percentages of my "real life" for travian resources, interested?
The People's Hero Posted 20 February 2008 Author Posted 20 February 2008 I initially thought this thread was about you being offered a job with a salary of 22K and you were about to ask advice of whether to take it or not? No. Although that did happen recently and I declined to take it. I rather cavalierly demanded £25k. That was that!
OriginalRobboFOX Posted 20 February 2008 Posted 20 February 2008 Six percent?Wow. That's a deal, that is. Well, if you had of haggled I was prepared in a dragons-den style kind of way to give up 15% but I would want the cool shorts thrown in too... How do we make the 'switch'..... In a dark alleyway somewhere would be my preference....
Manwell Pablo Posted 20 February 2008 Posted 20 February 2008 No. Although that did happen recently and I declined to take it.I rather cavalierly demanded £25k. That was that! Don't blame you, I wouldn't rent boy for less than 25k.
Finnegan Posted 20 February 2008 Posted 20 February 2008 I'm being bullied on the internet. Help me, Walkers.
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