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Paul Stapleton releases statement on Earthquakes - 01:54am 27.2.2008

Plymouth Argyle Chairman Paul Stapleton released a brief statement tonight blaming Ian Holloway for the recent earthquakes experienced nationwide

Stapleton said in the brief statement "It's just the thing Ian would do, he makes us lose all our best players and now sets this up, i hope everyone is VERY angry with him because we are"

I s'ppose it was done in 6 parts - the remaining 5 to be released shortly... :giggle:

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I was having sex at the time. I was very tired from a days work, so it came as a welcome relief. I just lay there and let mother nature do the rest. :thumbup:

As an aside, did anybody else hear ''John from Barnsley' on the radio?

"At first I thought 'twas just someone shifting furniture"

AT 1am JOHN?

:frusty::crylaugh:

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So far me have confirmations of it happening in Coventry, Leicester, Newcastle and Bolton.

WHAT THE FUCK?!

I have friends in Grimsby and Northampton that said it was quite bad there as well! :giggle:

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I was having sex at the time. I was very tired from a days work, so it came as a welcome relief. I just lay there and let mother nature do the rest. :thumbup:

As an aside, did anybody else hear ''John from Barnsley' on the radio?

"At first I thought 'twas just someone shifting furniture"

AT 1am JOHN?

:frusty::crylaugh:

it only lasted about 20 seconds :giggle:

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I was having sex at the time. I was very tired from a days work, so it came as a welcome relief. I just lay there and let mother nature do the rest. :thumbup:

As an aside, did anybody else hear ''John from Barnsley' on the radio?

"At first I thought 'twas just someone shifting furniture"

AT 1am JOHN?

:frusty::crylaugh:

Vampires or a sleepwalker, maybe?? :dunno::giggle::crylaugh:

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It woke me up my bedroom door was rattling I thought someone was coming in (its locked) I shouted out. Then it stopped I wasnt sure in a half sleep state if it really happend.

I guess it did.

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It woke me up my bedroom door was rattling I thought someone was coming in (its locked) I shouted out. Then it stopped I wasnt sure in a half sleep state if it really happend.

I guess it did.

Did you wee the bed too..?? It's ok if you did?

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Slept right through it.

Me too, fooking glad I did as well I live on a flight path had everything started rumbling and shakeing I would be thinking AHHHHHHHH PLANNNEEEE

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I live in Coventry and it woke me and the girlfriend up. Because we had both been asleep we didn't know what the hell had happened. The wardrobe doors and floorboards made made a fair bit of noise which was what woke us. I picked up my baseball bat and told the gf to stay in the bedroom and went down stairs expecting to have to crack some burglar over the head......went white as a sheet.....tightened my grip on my bat......then shit myself as I saw my reflection on the big mirror we have on the wall at the bottom of the stairs!

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Me too, fooking glad I did as well I live on a flight path had everything started rumbling and shakeing I would be thinking AHHHHHHHH PLANNNEEEE

And then arrrrrgggghhhh Terrorist's ??

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I live in Coventry and it woke me and the girlfriend up. Because we had both been asleep we didn't know what the hell had happened. The wardrobe doors and floorboards made made a fair bit of noise which was what woke us. I picked up my baseball bat and told the gf to stay in the bedroom and went down stairs expecting to have to crack some burglar over the head......went white as a sheet.....tightened my grip on my bat......then shit myself as I saw my reflection on the big mirror we have on the wall at the bottom of the stairs!

lol i like that one!

You do live in Cov though so it could have been a burglary!! lol

Check to see if all your Leicester shirts are still in the wardrobe!!!

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I thought it was next door shagging noises at first, so I was like 'just the fcuk up' then I got up to see what was going on and I was amazed what was happening before me. There were people running in street panicking and screaming ‘get out of the buildings’ I couldn’t believe it. Houses collapsing, trees falling, power cables crumbling, it was awful. Everyone was in a state of shock, never before had this country seen an Earthquake quite like this one. But together we got through it and now we can start the rebuilding process.

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I thought it was next door shagging noises at first, so I was like 'just the fcuk up' then I got up to see what was going on and I was amazed what was happening before me. There were people running in street panicking and screaming ‘get out of the buildings’ I couldn’t believe it. Houses collapsing, trees falling, power cables crumbling, it was awful. Everyone was in a state of shock, never before had this country seen an Earthquake quite like this one. But together we got through it and now we can start the rebuilding process.

ha ha ha ha lol

Thats what i like to see a bit of sarcasm!!

You just can't beat the reaction from most people on the news etc!

It reallt was like the end of the world. :crylaugh:

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ha ha ha ha lol

Thats what i like to see a bit of sarcasm!!

You just can't beat the reaction from most people on the news etc!

It reallt was like the end of the world. :crylaugh:

Is there a national help line to call if you’ve been affected by this disaster? I’m pretty shaken up

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Is there a national help line to call if you’ve been affected by this disaster? I’m pretty shaken up

Not sure, but you could always try Claims Direct.

"Been injured in an earthquake that wasn't your fault? Call Claims Direct for a no win no fee consultation"

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We can't even do an earthquake properly.

No deaths, no mass destruction, just a f**king fallen chimney. Pah.

Just about enough to keep our 24 hour news channels rolling I reckon :whistle:

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You do realise that this is all part of my devious plan to make sure everyone knows where Lincolnshire is.

After 4 years of telling people I'm from Lincoln, and then saying "in the middle of Lincolnshire" when they give me a puzzled look, and then following that up with "the second biggest county in the country" and eventually "Sheffield, go east" I decided this was the next logical step.

"Where are you from?"

"30 miles from that earthquake"

So much simpler.

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