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Raj

EarthQuake!

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Ignore the above.

Please buy terrorism insurance for your house, however remote the part of the country you live in might seem.

:thumbup:

If I didn't know that you were working for an insurance company, I'd easily buy one off you! ;)

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:wave::D

Initial reports are that it was a 4.7, and the expert on the radio says that we should expect aftershocks.

It's not the aftershock you should worry about!

You should really worry that you've not just experienced the foreshock!!! :cry:

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Were you on the job and it was the final shudder which brought you to climax?

You're so dirty, L'weeze.

I have no idea what you're talking about.

Might just re-create the experience tonight by sitting on top of the washing machine though...

It's not the aftershock you should worry about!

You should really worry that you've not just experienced the foreshock!!! :cry:

Thanks for that! :blink:

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Was at work, thought it was somebody trying to break in. Whisked out my torch and went to make sure the door was shut then went back to watch the poker on TV.

Never thought that much about it until I saw the headlines in the mercury.

Posted

It was shit.

I genuinly thought it was my fat cousin falling off the bed up stairs.

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Was at work, thought it was somebody trying to break in. Whisked out my torch and went to make sure the door was shut then went back to watch the poker on TV.

Never thought that much about it until I saw the headlines in the mercury.

Never heard it called a "torch" before :unsure:

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It takes more than an Earthquake to wake me up. There's only one thing / person that can do that and that's Chris Moyles turned up VERY loud (much to the rest of my family's annoyance)

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The World's fattest man, Radio One 'mound' Chris Moyles accidentally rolled out of bed late last night causing tremors that were mistaken for an earthquake all over the UK.

Jimmy Saville suffered leg injuries when an ostrich he was mounting gave way, emergency crews said.

The British Geological Survey (BGS) said that the subsequent tremors had a magnitude of 5.3 and the epicentre of the jolt originated in Leeds, Moyles' home town.

Moyles though, predictably, is unremorseful. "So what I fell out of bed. I was leaning over to grab a giant pot noodle and I just rolled of the side of the bed. I was hungry ok? Now piss off."

Sadly, it isn't ok. Skinny 'Comedy Dave', Moyles' bitch and henchman was crushed by the flabby pig like man, resulting in a broken funny bone.

He was fine then.

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Just makes you think how much the public fear terrorists

.... and how irrational it is. :whistle:

Posted

I thought it was the hubby, and had already kicked him by the time it dawned on me what was going on.

:ph34r:

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anybody get any damage?

Chimney is fooked, blokes coming out tommorrow to fix it up and put some slates on aswell

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I s'ppose it was done in 6 parts - the remaining 5 to be released shortly... :giggle:

5 coming soon about floods, disease, terrorism, chavs and NHS!

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typical woman!

If I wasn't having to wear ear plugs to cut out the noise of the incessant snoring, I might have heard the pre-shaking noises!

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I was at work last night when it happened.

But the Mrs said

"it felt like a car had crashed into the living room"

I replied"

you did look out the window to check didnt you?"

Mrs Raj" NO...i just went back sleep"

:giggle::giggle:

So we could have had a fcuking car sitting in the living room when i got back in from work and she couldnt have given 2 fcuks......women eh???? :rolleyes:

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It was a weird experience.

Certainly startled me, was quite cool as well to be honest.

Walking to college the next day, it's weird thinking that happened the night before. :ermm:

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Don't be ridiculous.

You're from Lincolnshire, you should know by now that we're not the brightest bunch.

I take it you are only counting North Kesteven in that statement? :rolleyes:

although it did wake me up and infact I did almost sh1t myself thinking what the f**k was that!!

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