hairy Posted 7 March 2007 Share Posted 7 March 2007 Hey, little piggy you laid a man now you've got a piggy with no hoffs but hands Class Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sods Posted 7 March 2007 Share Posted 7 March 2007 One! Two! Three! YEAH To every broken heart in here Love was once a part, but now it's disappeared She told me that it's all a part of the choices that your making Even when you think you're right You have to give to take But there's still tomorrow Forget the sorrow And I can be on the last train home Watch it pass the day As it fades away No more time to care No more time, today But we sing If we're going nowhere Yeah we sing If it's not enough And we sing Sing without a reason To ever fall in love I wonder if you're listening Picking up on the signals Sent back from within Sometimes it feels like I don't really know whats going on Time and time again it seems like everything is wrong in here But there's still tomorrow Forget the sorrow And I can be on the last train home Watch it pass the day As it fades away No more time to care No more time, today But we sing If we're going nowhere Yeah we sing If it's not enough And we sing Sing without a reason To ever fall in love Well we sing if we're going nowhere Yeah we sing if it's not enough And we sing Sing without a reason to ever fall in love But we sing If we're going no where Yeah we sing If it's not enough And we sing Sing with out a reason to never fall in love To never fall in love AGAAAAAAAAAAAIN much love Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Libertine Posted 7 March 2007 Share Posted 7 March 2007 Foos - All My Life About oral sex you see. Not really my favourite but it makes me laugh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flynny Posted 7 March 2007 Share Posted 7 March 2007 The Avalanches - Frontier Psychiatrist Is Dexter ill, Is Dexter ill, Is Dexter illIs Dexter ill today? Mr Kirk, Dexter's in school! I'm afraid he's not, Miss Fishborne, Dexter's truancy problem is way out of hand! The Baltimore County school board have decided to expel Dexter from the entire public school system! Oh Mr Kirk, I'm as upset as you to learn of Dexter's truancy, But surely, expulsion is not the answer!? I'm afraid expulsion is the only answer It's the opinion of the entire staff that Dexter is criminally insane! That boy needs therapy, psychosomatic, That boy needs therapy, purely psychosomatic That boy needs therapy Lie down on the couch? What does that mean? You're a nut! You're crazy in the coconut! What does that mean? That boy needs therapy I'm gonna kill you, that boy needs therapy Grab a Kazoo, let's have a tune Now when I count three That, that, that, that, that boy.. boy needs therapy He was white as a sheet And he also made false teeth Avalanches above, business continues below. Did I ever tell you the story about Cowboys! M-M-midgets, the indians and, Fron, Frontier Psychiatrist I... I felt strangely hypnotised I was in another world, a world of 20.000 girls And milk! Rectangles, to an optometrist, the man with the golden eyeball And tighten your buttocks, pour juice on your chin I promise my girlfriend I'd, the violin, violin, violin ... Frontier Psychiatrist Frontier, frontier, frontier, frontier Frontier, frontier, frontier, frontier Frontier, frontier, frontier, frontier psychiatrist. That boy needs therapy, psychosomatic That boy needs therapy, purely psychosomatic That boy needs therapy Lie down on the couch, what does that mean? You're a nut! You're crazy in the coconut! What does that mean? That boy needs therapy I'm gonna kill you, that boy needs therapy Grab a Kazoo, let's have a tune Now when I count three That, that, that, that, that boy.. boy needs therapy He was white as a sheet And he also made false teeth Frontier Psychiatrist Can you think of anything else that talks, other than a person? A-a a-a-a-a, a bird? Yeah! Sometimes a parrot talks Hello hello hello hello Ha ha ha ha ha !!!! Yes, some birds are funny when they talk Can you think of anything else? Um, a record, record, record ! Legendary. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Webbo Posted 7 March 2007 Share Posted 7 March 2007 DOWN IN THE TUBE STATION AT MIDNIGHT Lyrics Artist(Band):The Jam DOWN IN THE TUBE STATION AT MIDNIGHT Lyrics The distant echo - of faraway voices boarding faraway trains To take them home to the ones that they love and who love them forever The glazed, dirty steps - repeat my own and reflect my thoughts Cold and uninviting, partially naked Except for toffee wrapers and this morning's papers Mr. Jones got run down Headlines of death and sorrow - they tell of tomorrow Madmen on the rampage And I'm down in the tube station at midnight I fumble for change - and pull out the Queen Smiling, beguiling I put in the money and pull out a plum Behind me Whispers in the shadows - gruff blazing voices Hating, waiting "Hey boy" they shout - "have you got any money?" And I said - "I've a little money and a take away curry, I'm on my way home to my wife. She'll be lining up the cutlery, You know she's expecting me Polishing the glasses and pulling out the cork" And I'm down in the tube station at midnight I first felt a fist, and then a kick I could now smell their breath They smelt of pubs and Wormwood Scrubs And too many right wing meetings My life swam around me It took a look and drowned me in its own existence The smell of brown leather It blended in with the weather It filled my eyes, ears, nose and mouth It blocked all my senses Couldn't see, hear, speak any longer And I'm down in the tube station at midnight I said I was down in the tube station at midnight The last thing that I saw As I lay there on the floor Was "Jesus Saves" painted by an atheist nutter And a British Rail poster read "Have an Awayday - a cheap holiday - Do it today!" I glanced back on my life And thought about my wife 'cause they took the keys and she'll think its me And I'm down in the tube station at midnight The wine will be flat and the curry's gone cold I'm down in the tube station at midnight Don't want to go down in a tube station at midnight Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fez of Mahrez Posted 7 March 2007 Share Posted 7 March 2007 I'm not a man I'm a machine Chisel me down until I am clean I buy books I never read And then I tell you some more about me ... I've got no-one to call in the middle of the night anymore I'm just alone with these thoughts... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leonisco Posted 7 March 2007 Share Posted 7 March 2007 Oasis - Supersonic I need to be myself I can't be no one else I'm feeling supersonic Give me gin and tonic You can have it all but how much do you want it? You make me laugh Give me your autograph Can I ride with you in your B.M.W ? You can sail with me in my yellow submarine You need to find out 'Cos no one's gonna tell you what I'm on about You need to find a way for what you want to say But before tomorrow 'Cos my friend said he'd take you home He sits in a corner all alone He lives under a waterfall No body can see him No body can ever hear him call You need to be yourself You can't be no one else I know a girl called Elsa She's into Alka Seltzer She sniffs it through a cane on a supersonic train She made me laugh I got her autograph She done it with a doctor on a helicopter She's sniffin in her tissue Sellin' the Big Issue She needs to find out 'Cos no one's gonna tell you what I'm on about She needs to find a way for what she wants to say But before tomorrow 'Cos my friend said he'd take you home He sits in a corner all alone He lives under a waterfall No body can see him No body can ever hear him call Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maybes Posted 7 March 2007 Share Posted 7 March 2007 I love you, like a fat kid love cake fiddy cent POW! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shen Posted 8 March 2007 Share Posted 8 March 2007 Monty Python - I Like Traffic Lights I Like traffic lights. I Like traffic lights. I Like traffic lights, No matter where they've been. I Like traffic lights. I Like traffic lights. I Like traffic lights. I Like traffic lights. I Like traffic lights, But only when they're green. He likes traffic lights. He likes traffic lights. He likes traffic lights, No matter where they've been. He likes traffic lights. He likes traffic lights. He likes traffic lights, But only when they're green. I Like traffic lights. I Like traffic lights. I Like traffic lights. That is what I said. I Like traffic lights I Like traffic lights I Like traffic lights, But not when they are red. He likes traffic lights. He likes traffic lights. That is what he said. He likes traffic lights. He likes traffic lights. He likes traffic lights. He likes traffic lights. He likes traffic lights, But not when they are red. I Like traffic lights. I Like traffic lights. I Like traffic lights, Although my name's not Bamber. I Like traffic lights. I Like traffic lights. I Like traffic lights. I-- Oh, God! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Filbert_Ross Posted 8 March 2007 Share Posted 8 March 2007 Oh, so I drank one It became four And when I fell on the floor ... ...I drank more Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Floating Fox Posted 8 March 2007 Share Posted 8 March 2007 The Killers - Mr.Brightside - Most godlike song ever I'm coming out of my cage And I’ve been doing just fine Gotta gotta be down Because I want it all It started out with a kiss How did it end up like this? It was only a kiss, it was only a kiss Now I’m falling asleep And she’s calling a cab While he’s having a smoke And she’s taking a drag Now they’re going to bed And my stomach is sick And it’s all in my head But she’s touching his chest Now, he takes off her dress Now, let me go And I just can’t look - it's killing me And taking control Jealousy, turning saints into the sea Turning through sick lullabies [acoustic version of the song says: "Swimming through sick lullabies"] Choking on your alibis But it’s just the price I pay Destiny is calling me Open up my eager eyes ‘Cause I’m Mr Brightside I’m coming out of my cage And I’ve been doing just fine Gotta gotta be down Because I want it all It started out with a kiss How did it end up like this? It was only a kiss, it was only a kiss Now I’m falling asleep And she’s calling a cab While he’s having a smoke And she’s taking a drag Now they’re going to bed And my stomach is sick And it’s all in my head But she’s touching his chest Now, he takes off her dress Now, let me go 'Cause I just can’t look - it's killing me And taking control Jealousy, turning saints into the sea Turning through sick lullabies [acoustic version of the song says: "Swimming through sick lullabies"] Choking on your alibis But it’s just the price I pay Destiny is calling me Open up my eager eyes ‘Cause I’m Mr Brightside I never... I never... I never... I never... AND Brian, Top marks for not tryin' So kind of you to bless us with your effortlessness We're grateful and so strangely comforted And I wonder are you puttin' us under Cause we can't take our eyes off the t-shirt and ties combination Well see you later, innovator Some want to kiss some want to kick you There's not a net you couldn't slip through Or at least that's the impression I get cause you're smooth and you're wet And she's not aware yet but she's yours She'll be sayin' use me Show me the jacuzzi I imagine that it's there on a plate Your rendezvous rate means that you'll never be frightened to make them wait for a while I doubt it's your style not to get what you set out to acquire The eyes are on fire You are the unforecasted storm (Brian) Calm, collected, and commandin' (Top marks for not tryin') You made the other stories standin' With your renditions and jokes Bet there's hundreds of blokes that have wept cause you've stolen their ...thunder Are you puttin' us under Cause we can't take our eyes off the t-shirt and ties combination Well see you later, innovator Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jordan Posted 8 March 2007 Share Posted 8 March 2007 The Fall - "Smile," "Various Times," "Jawbone and the Air Rifle" Beulah - "A Good Man is Easy to Kill" The Aislers Set - "Mission Bells" The Clash - "(White Man) In Hammersmith Palais" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Filbert_Ross Posted 8 March 2007 Share Posted 8 March 2007 ["A" - Anita] ["R" - Ray] [R:] Let me hear you say Yeah! Let me hear you say Yeah! [A:] No no, no no no no, no no no no, no no there's no limit! No no, no no no no, no no no no, no no there's no limit! [A:] No no limits, we'll reach for the sky! No valley to deep, no maintain to high No no limits, won't give up the fight We do what we want and we do it with pride [R:] Let me hear you say Yeah! [R:] Hard to the core, I feel the floor When I'm on the stage, yo, yo'll ask for more I'm on the ass, I know the last I work real hard do you like my cash Tick tick ticka tick take your time When I'm goin' I'm goin' for mine Open you ears and you will hear it I tell you this 'cause there's no limit! [A:] No no, no no no no, no no no no, no no there's no limit! No no, no no no no, no no no no, no no there's no limit! [A:] No no limits, we'll reach for the sky! No valley to deep, no maintain to high No no limits, won't give up the fight We do what we want and we do it with pride [R:] No limits allowed, cause there's much crowd Microphone check as I choose my rhyme I'm playing on the road; I've got no fear The sound for my mouth is the rap you hear No valley too deep, no mountain too high Reach the top, touch the sky! They tried to diss me cause I sell out I'm making techno when I am proud! [A:] No no limits, we'll reach for the sky! No valley to deep, no maintain to high No no limits, won't give up the fight We do what we want and we do it with pride Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sods Posted 8 March 2007 Share Posted 8 March 2007 ["A" - Anita] ["R" - Ray] [R:] Let me hear you say Yeah! Let me hear you say Yeah! [A:] No no, no no no no, no no no no, no no there's no limit! No no, no no no no, no no no no, no no there's no limit! [A:] No no limits, we'll reach for the sky! No valley to deep, no maintain to high No no limits, won't give up the fight We do what we want and we do it with pride [R:] Let me hear you say Yeah! [R:] Hard to the core, I feel the floor When I'm on the stage, yo, yo'll ask for more I'm on the ass, I know the last I work real hard do you like my cash Tick tick ticka tick take your time When I'm goin' I'm goin' for mine Open you ears and you will hear it I tell you this 'cause there's no limit! [A:] No no, no no no no, no no no no, no no there's no limit! No no, no no no no, no no no no, no no there's no limit! [A:] No no limits, we'll reach for the sky! No valley to deep, no maintain to high No no limits, won't give up the fight We do what we want and we do it with pride [R:] No limits allowed, cause there's much crowd Microphone check as I choose my rhyme I'm playing on the road; I've got no fear The sound for my mouth is the rap you hear No valley too deep, no mountain too high Reach the top, touch the sky! They tried to diss me cause I sell out I'm making techno when I am proud! [A:] No no limits, we'll reach for the sky! No valley to deep, no maintain to high No no limits, won't give up the fight We do what we want and we do it with pride thats songs absoultely ace! brightside is a top shout to Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AoWW Posted 12 March 2007 Share Posted 12 March 2007 Fleetwood Mac - The Chain Listen to the wind blow Watch the sun rise Run in the shadows Damn your love Damn your lies And if You don’t love me now You will never love me again I can still hear you saying You would never break the chain. Listen to the wind blow Down comes the night Run in the shadows Damn your love Damn your lies Break the silence Damn the dark Damn the light And if You don’t love me now You will never love me again I can still hear you saying You would never break the chain. Sheer class - I salute you! Also 'Tusk' is great, although haven't got a clue what it's about! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Floating Fox Posted 14 March 2007 Share Posted 14 March 2007 promise me she's not your world Cause Andy, you're a star In nobody's eyes but mine Andy, you're a star In nobody's eyes but mine Andy, you're a star In nobody's eyes In nobody's eyes but mine For obvoius reason's Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
He's not bald Posted 16 March 2007 Share Posted 16 March 2007 promise me she's not your world Cause Andy, you're a star In nobody's eyes but mine Andy, you're a star In nobody's eyes but mine Andy, you're a star In nobody's eyes In nobody's eyes but mine For obvoius reason's You keep me running round and round Well, that's alright with me Up and down, I'm up the wall, I'm up the bloody tree Hiding from your questions, questions you won't ask Why am I up the tree, you say? Why are you down there, I say? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
potter3 Posted 16 March 2007 Share Posted 16 March 2007 Wind me up, put me down Start me off and watch me go I'll be running circles around you sooner than you know A little off center and I'm out of tune Just kickin this can along the avenue But I'm alright Andd the rest of the song... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fez of Mahrez Posted 21 March 2007 Share Posted 21 March 2007 We're gonna be the band that writes the song, that makes Israel and Palestine get along. :laugh: Art Brut - Formed A Band Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fez of Mahrez Posted 21 March 2007 Share Posted 21 March 2007 This is the first time until today that you have run away. I'm asking you for the first time baby love me enough to stay. Hey, hey, hey... I must admit I was a clown to be messing around but that doesn't mean that you have to leave town. Come Back! Yes and give me one more try cause a love like this should a never ever die. Come Back! Yes with my color T. V. and my C. D. collection of Bob Marley. Come Back! Yes with my bag of Sensi and we can live together for eternity. There ain't no use in you crying 'cause I'm more hurt than you. I should a not been out flirting but now my love is true. Ooh, ooh, ooh... Come back (every time me think of my lies [...]) baby come back! Come back (every time me think of my lies [...]) baby come back! But she gone and she not come back me beg her please pon my knees and she still never stop ready she ready ehe and a gone she gone she and [...] Come back baby don't you leave me baby please don't go. Oh won't you give me a second chance baby I love you so. Oh oh oh... Come back woman. Come back Lisa! Don't leave! Me crying man. Come back baby! Don't go! Bring back me C. D. collection. Bring back me Sensi. Don't go and leave me like this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The People's Hero Posted 22 March 2007 Share Posted 22 March 2007 This is the first time until today that you have run away. I'm asking you for the first time baby love me enough to stay. Hey, hey, hey... I must admit I was a clown to be messing around but that doesn't mean that you have to leave town. Come Back! Yes and give me one more try cause a love like this should a never ever die. Come Back! Yes with my color T. V. and my C. D. collection of Bob Marley. Come Back! Yes with my bag of Sensi and we can live together for eternity. There ain't no use in you crying 'cause I'm more hurt than you. I should a not been out flirting but now my love is true. Ooh, ooh, ooh... Come back (every time me think of my lies [...]) baby come back! Come back (every time me think of my lies [...]) baby come back! But she gone and she not come back me beg her please pon my knees and she still never stop ready she ready ehe and a gone she gone she and [...] Come back baby don't you leave me baby please don't go. Oh won't you give me a second chance baby I love you so. Oh oh oh... Come back woman. Come back Lisa! Don't leave! Me crying man. Come back baby! Don't go! Bring back me C. D. collection. Bring back me Sensi. Don't go and leave me like this. Pato Banton. We want YOU back sir! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fez of Mahrez Posted 22 March 2007 Share Posted 22 March 2007 Pato Banton. We want YOU back sir! The fact he asserts that it is not just a TV but a COLOUR TV that his bitch ex-girlfriend has taken away from him is what makes that song special for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geo V Posted 22 March 2007 Share Posted 22 March 2007 Not my fav lyrics but quite funny from an album I am listening too at the moment. Unfortunately for the artist concerned I dont think they are meant to be funny . Kimberly, I'm so glad you made it You're finally here If these walls could talk they'll tell you secrets of how I've been anticipating you I know you want me to satisfy ya and to gratify your desires your body's whispering to my soul telling me to take control (Chorus) Come along with me cus my ride don't stop we can make love that the neighbors watch open up the blinds let the whole world see MH and Kimberly Baby I can take you to that place Where you can freely scream, touch and taste I can make your fantasy.. reality.. Kimberly... Kimberly.. Kimberly You're crawling on my bed, climbing close to me and I can hardly breathe, cos i still cant believe lay your hand on my chest, gently lifting your knees.. slowly started grinding hot hot destination ecstasy first class tickets to it no time for frontin do it your tears got your eyeliner running down your face youre so sexy I can feel your body shake the ceiling fan's spinning and the light is low i got frequent flyer mileage oooh come on you ready? the ceiling fan's spinning and the light is low i got frequent flyer mileage theres no limit to how far I might go to explore is the key take me Kimberly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leonisco Posted 25 March 2007 Share Posted 25 March 2007 The Killers - Read My Mind On the corner of main street Just tryin' to keep it in line You say you wanna move on and You say I'm falling behind Can you read my mind? Can you read my mind? I never really gave up on Breakin' out of this two-star town I got the green light I got a little fight I'm gonna turn this thing around Can you read my mind? Can you read my mind? The good old days, the honest man The restless heart, the Promised Land A subtle kiss that no one sees A broken wrist and a big trapeze Oh well I don't mind, if you don't mind 'Cause I don't shine if you don't shine Before you go, can you read my mind? It’s funny how you just break down Waiting on some sign I pull up to the front of your driveway With magic soaking my spine Can you read my mind? Can you read my mind? The teenage queen, the loaded gun The drop dead dream, the Chosen One A southern drawl, the world unseen A city wall and a trampoline Oh well I don't mind, you don't mind 'Cause I don't shine if you don't shine Before you jump, Tell me what you find.. When you read my mind Slipping in my faith until I fall He never returned that call Woman, open the door, don't let it sting I wanna breathe that fire again She said I don't mind if you don't mind 'Cause I don't shine if you don't shine Put your back on me Put your back on me Put your back on me The stars are blazing like rebel diamonds, cut out of the sun Can you read my mind? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Floating Fox Posted 25 March 2007 Share Posted 25 March 2007 The Killers - Read My Mind Genius song! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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