You're Fired!

[Dr The Singh]

That Jenny was a right slag innit???

WHat, has she been around abit in Leicester.............................

[Phube]

I know Jenny's from Leicester.. but BITCH!!!!

[Raj]

WHat, has she been around abit in Leicester.............................

They call her Jenny The Bike.....everyones rode her!!!

I know Jenny's from Leicester.. but BITCH!!!!

Oh...i didnt know she was from Leicester!!!

Er....Top girl that Jenny!!!

[Dr The Singh]

They call her Jenny The Bike.....everyones rode her!!!

Oh...i didnt know she was from Leicester!!!

Er....Top girl that Jenny!!!

Not me, how come i missed out, it must be a Evington thing, by the way was she a good ride?????

[Master Fox]

Jenny is a ****. Like the rest of them.

Why the **** do you care if she's from Leicester or not.

[The Reverend]

Jenny is a ****. Like the rest of them.

Why the **** do you care if she's from Leicester or not.

Because they are supposed to be some of the best up and coming business people from Leicester, they are representing Leicester (and not doing a very good job of it). It doesnt say much for the rest does it?

[Master Fox]

Because they are supposed to be some of the best up and coming business people from Leicester, they are representing Leicester (and not doing a very good job of it). It doesnt say much for the rest does it?

Do you realise how ridiculous that sounds.

Jesus fcuking christ, if that's the best Leicester has to offer. Fcuk me.

Do you think anyone really gives a fcuk where they come? No. It's not a sporting competition, it's a t.v show. Fcuking hell.

"Us Leicester folk support are retards in what ever they do!! They're one of us, Leicester types. Proud we are!"

[The Reverend]

Do you realise how ridiculous that sounds.

Jesus fcuking christ, if that's the best Leicester has to offer. Fcuk me.

Do you think anyone really gives a fcuk where they come? No. It's not a sporting competition, it's a t.v show. Fcuking hell.

"Us Leicester folk support are retards in what ever they do!! They're one of us, Leicester types. Proud we are!"

Theres nothing ridiculous about it. The ones from Leicester are meant to be some of the best business people in Leicestershire...I'snt that why they were selected?

And as they are from Leicester, they are representing the City. It doe'nt necessarily mean anyone gives a shit though.

[James.]

Theres nothing ridiculous about it. The ones from Leicester are meant to be some of the best business people in Leicestershire...I'snt that why they were selected?

And as they are from Leicester, they are representing the City. It doe'nt necessarily mean anyone gives a shit though.

MF is right.

It's pretty obvious these idiots haven't been selected for their business acumen. And I seriously doubt anyone who knows anything about business will give a f**k how they perform and where they are from.

Anyone with talent wouldn't go on The Apprentice. Attention-seeking, maybe. Good looking, more likely. Big ego, definitely. Business savvy - no chance. Last nights episode, particularly with the women, proved that beyond any doubt.

[Daggers]

Anyone with talent wouldn't go on The Apprentice. Attention-seeking, maybe. Good looking, more likely. Big ego, definitely. Business savvy - no chance.

Yup - that kind of sums up my application pretty fairly.

[The Reverend]

MF is right.

It's pretty obvious these idiots haven't been selected for their business acumen. And I seriously doubt anyone who knows anything about business will give a f**k how they perform and where they are from.

Anyone with talent wouldn't go on The Apprentice. Attention-seeking, maybe. Good looking, more likely. Big ego, definitely. Business savvy - no chance. Last nights episode, particularly with the women, proved that beyond any doubt.

I agree with that, but why were they selected then and what for?

[Daggers]

I agree with that, but why were they selected then and what for?

You really don't understand why?

For their rating-pulling power: their ability to be unbelievably shit and argumentative. No one would watch competent people making money, there's no entertainment in it. People watch to see people **** up and to feel all superior and good about themselves.

[James.]

You really don't understand why?

For their rating-pulling power: their ability to be unbelievably shit and argumentative. No one would watch competent people making money, there's no entertainment in it. People watch to see people **** up and to feel all superior and good about themselves.

This is true. And I must admit I do feel all superior and good about myself, even now, more than 12 hours after the show finished!

What a show.

[The Reverend]

You really don't understand why?

For their rating-pulling power: their ability to be unbelievably shit and argumentative. No one would watch competent people making money, there's no entertainment in it. People watch to see people **** up and to feel all superior and good about themselves.

Well yeah i understand that, but what does Alan Sugar get out of it? A big pay day from the BBC i guess, but at the end of the day he does have to employ one of these numpties.

[Master Fox]

I agree with that, but why were they selected then and what for?

For their hate value. I wasn't going to bother watching it, but when i did I instantly had 12 figures of hate. That's what we want. Not nice hard working good business people sitting around in shiny C&A suits. We want c*nts.

[Dr The Singh]

For their hate value. I wasn't going to bother watching it, but when i did I instantly had 12 figures of hate. That's what we want. Not nice hard working good business people sitting around in shiny C&A suits. We want c*nts.

They've got me as there target audience!!!

[Master Fox]

They've got me as there target audience!!!

Think of all the support you'll get from everyone back home in Leicester if you were on the show. Reverend will want to Marry you. You'll be the finest export from Leicester since Cheese & Owen.

[James.]

Well yeah i understand that, but what does Alan Sugar get out of it? A big pay day from the BBC i guess, but at the end of the day he does have to employ one of these numpties.

They won't ALL be completely incompetent. I'm sure Alan Sugar already has a good idea of who he is going to employ. Overall though they have been chosen because they are c*nts and c*nts make good television for all those voyeurs out there, like me.

Also remember that he could go out and employ someone in a matter of days without stringing it out with a TV show. He's doing it to raise his own profile and generate publicity. The BBC love it because it's a ratings winner, as shown by the move to BBC1 from BBC2 suggested.

And at the end of the day if he does employ one of the twats then he can just sack them when they start the job, no harm done. Everyone's a winner.

[Master Fox]

**double post** sorry.

Didn't the girl who won last year get pregnant from taking part in a sex tape, coke fuelled, gang bang she had with some chavy rednecks from Geordie land? And then was subsequently fired becuase of it.

[Dr The Singh]

Didn't the girl who won last year get pregnant from taking part in a sex tape, coke fuelled, gang bang she had with some chavy rednecks from Geordie land? And then was subsequently fired becuase of it.

Anybody got the video!!

[Daggers]

They won't ALL be completely incompetent. I'm sure Alan Sugar already has a good idea of who he is going to employ.

...but he doesn't "employ" them.

They get given a fixed 1yr contract, the Beeb stumps up the salary and the "winner" gets shipped out to some far flung department where they can do no damage at all to anything important.

Last year's business genius got thrown into an office to 'develop a website for one of Sugar's businesses'. :w00t: You, me...hell, even dannyboy11...could have phoned a contractor, negotiated a price and got the entire project completed in a couple of months (tops). Not this nobber - they aren't allowed back out again. And when you consider they can't price fish or iron shirts, does it really come as a surprise?

[The Reverend]

Think of all the support you'll get from everyone back home in Leicester if you were on the show. Reverend will want to Marry you. You'll be the finest export from Leicester since Cheese & Owen.

Very good MF, but as i said in previous posts, i didnt say anyone actually gave a shit about people being from Leicester, just that they are from Leicester therefore they are representing Leicester. I dont see a problemwith that.

They won't ALL be completely incompetent. I'm sure Alan Sugar already has a good idea of who he is going to employ. Overall though they have been chosen because they are c*nts and c*nts make good television for all those voyeurs out there, like me.

Also remember that he could go out and employ someone in a matter of days without stringing it out with a TV show. He's doing it to raise his own profile and generate publicity. The BBC love it because it's a ratings winner, as shown by the move to BBC1 from BBC2 suggested.

And at the end of the day if he does employ one of the twats then he can just sack them when they start the job, no harm done. Everyone's a winner.

Good points.

...but he doesn't "employ" them.

They get given a fixed 1yr contract, the Beeb stumps up the salary and the "winner" gets shipped out to some far flung department where they can do no damage at all to anything important.

Last year's business genius got thrown into an office to 'develop a website for one of Sugar's businesses'. :w00t: You, me...hell, even dannyboy11...could have phoned a contractor, negotiated a price and got the entire project completed in a couple of months (tops). Not this nobber - they aren't allowed back out again. And when you consider they can't price fish or iron shirts, does it really come as a surprise?

I didnt realise the BBC pays the salary - well... that puts a different slant on things.

[hairy]

Didn't the girl who won last year get pregnant from taking part in a sex tape, coke fuelled, gang bang she had with some chavy rednecks from Geordie land? And then was subsequently fired becuase of it.

A bloke won it last year.

[DB11]

A bloke won it last year.

Really?

The blokes were really up for it last night. Stealing the irons as well

[ousefox]

when does it come on iplayer??!