What grinds my gears...

[Guest]

I can imagine your response - get your own cuppa I'm not the fecking tea lady!

Am I that transparent?

[Daggers]

Exactly.

I actually can't believe all these people moaning about having a BREAK. What the f**k.

I work from 7am till gone 5pm every day and my "break" consists of walking down the escalator to the canteen to buy my lunch and then walking back up again to eat it in front of my screens. Fair enough I make a bit of time to post and moan on here but do I get a "break"? Do I bollocks.

Exactly.

Except I don't get to go to a canteen, post on FT or have a healthy walk up some stairs.

[Flynny]

This topic I posted earlier

[The People's Hero]

I don't have a break, but I do post a right load of boll ocks on here.

I'm currently doing two 'jobs' too.

[Tabou]

I don't have a break, but I do post a right load of boll ocks on here.

I'm currently doing two 'jobs' too.

You managed to find some fish nets to fit then?

[The People's Hero]

You managed to find some fish nets to fit then?

You say fit...

I think the bulging hairy flesh is part of my appeal, non?

[Tabou]

You say fit...

I think the bulging hairy flesh is part of my appeal, non?

I'm sure there is a market there somewhere.

[Flynny]

I don't have a break, but I do post a right load of boll ocks on here.

I'm currently doing two 'jobs' too.

Posting while on the John again?

[The People's Hero]

I'm sure there is a market there somewhere.

You and your markets.

You're such a financial sorta guy.

We should meet up and talk about the FSA.

Do you want to deal with my pension?

[Tabou]

You and your markets.

You're such a financial sorta guy.

We should meet up and talk about the FSA.

Do you want to deal with my pension?

1) Hopefully not for long

2) Yes and no. I hate the FSA

3) No. I don't have the inclination to do any sort of work today. Unless easting crisps and Idle masturbation can be classified as work.

[Trav Le Bleu]

3) No. I don't have the inclination to do any sort of work today. Unless easting crisps and Idle masturbation can be classified as work.

Assuming you mean "eating" crisps , surely these activities, simultaneously, is a bad idea?

Unless "Idle" was a typo too, and you actually have a little Ganesha or crucifix you're performing sacriligious acts on?

[Tabou]

Assuming you mean "eating" crisps , surely these activities, simultaneously, is a bad idea?

Unless "Idle" was a typo too, and you actually have a little Ganesha or crucifix you're performing sacriligious acts on?

I've changed my mind.

I'm going to spend the rest of the day getting properly plastered.

I hate work.

[The People's Hero]

I've changed my mind.

I'm going to spend the rest of the day getting properly plastered.

I hate work.

I've just been out for a ridiculously boozy lunch.

It was great until Thracian started calling me trying to goad me in to 'going for a drive'.

[Koke]

I probably got the most boring job. Careers Advisor is just....meh.

Although I do spend an unhealthy amount of time on here bitching about everything known to man.

[The People's Hero]

I probably got the most boring job. Careers Advisor is just....meh.

Although I do spend an unhealthy amount of time on here bitching about everything known to man.

Advise me on my career please.

I have no strengths, many weaknesses and am looking to earn around £80k pa with good perks, a sizeable Xmas bonus and a company car.

Go!

[James.]

Advise me on my career please.

I have no strengths, many weaknesses and am looking to earn around £80k pa with good perks, a sizeable Xmas bonus and a company car.

Go!

You sound like you would qualify for the EMA.

That or male escort. Seriously. Have you considered this field?

[Koke]

Advise me on my career please.

I have no strengths, many weaknesses and am looking to earn around £80k pa with good perks, a sizeable Xmas bonus and a company car.

Go!

Befriend a Nigerian and commit money laundering and fraud. You're white, so no one will suspect you.

I expect a X-mas card from you and a fat cheque. Everybody's a winner.

[The People's Hero]

You sound like you would qualify for the EMA.

That or male escort. Seriously. Have you considered this field?

Yes. But my girlfriend wouldn't like it.

If she kicks me in too touch, I'm on it.

Interested?

[Bert]

I'm pissed off that I'm still waiting for my very last EMA payment.

[The People's Hero]

Befriend a Nigerian and commit money laundering and fraud. You're white, so no one will suspect you.

I expect a X-mas card from you and a fat cheque. Everybody's a winner.

I don't know any fat Czechs... but if I ever do meet one, I'll send them straight over.

Failing that, would a portly Croation do?

[BigGibbo]

People who talk to me like this be it a text, msn or facebook message etc . . .

hi

wubu2?

lmao

wanna see the tatin am get

wat is tht bit oh ur hand called

Luckily I only know a few but this ones just started chatting to me now! (luckily she's an old mate & she's fit!)

[Tilley]

Being ill.

[Joe.]

My shoddy run of losing bets at the moment...

[Tabou]

Having a Boss who goes out and buy himself Bentleys and Porches and fancy houses, holidays etc because the industry is flourishing, Not putting any money aside incase hard times come...

Hard times appears its ugly head, and low and behold, business is struggling, massively.

Said boss then moves goalposts/reduces wages, and expects me to be more committed and enthusiastic than ever.

Tosser.

[Guest]

People and car parks combined really piss me off.