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Daggers

What grinds my gears...

By Daggers, in General Chat

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The Year Of The Fox

The Year Of The Fox

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Useless bar-staff.

My scenario earlier - wander in to pub,

Me: "Yeah, hi can I get 2 fingers of the Glenmorangie whisky please?"

Barmaid: "What?"

Me: "Two fingers of Glenmorangie, y'know about 25mL"

Barmaid: "Err, yeah it's just whisky"

Me: "forget it, can I have a pint of..."

You'd have thought as a barmaid she'd understand the measurements for serving things such as whisky.

Edit: Oh, and people who drag you into their relationship issues. You're having problems with your significant other, talk to them, leave me out of it.

Been watching too many films chief. Why do you think we have optics?

The Doctor

The Doctor

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overestimating the size of a 4ft Christmas tree. I figured I'm 6ft (and a couple of inches) and my face is the length of my shoe, ergo 4ft would be about nipple high and a reasonable height for a simple room tree. Nope, it's more waist high and now I've got to find more room for my fairy lights and baubles.

Salieri

Salieri

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Being pissed off for no reason at all.

I'm a lot like that at the moment. The fact I can't put my finger on exactly why I feel pissed off is just pissing me off even more. <_<

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Salieri

Salieri

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overestimating the size of a 4ft Christmas tree. I figured I'm 6ft (and a couple of inches) and my face is the length of my shoe, ergo 4ft would be about nipple high and a reasonable height for a simple room tree. Nope, it's more waist high and now I've got to find more room for my fairy lights and baubles.

Please stop using that word. 'Therefore' is the word us everyday folk use.

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z-layrex

z-layrex

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Funnily enough, I did re-read that and think "that doesn't really clarify that I mean 20% of the lectures I attended." lol

Also, how the **** can you be university age and have no idea how to order in a pub?

I find that quite surprising tbh, you strike me as quite academic, not that you can know much about someone from some forum posts I suppose.

Finnegan

Finnegan

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I find that quite surprising tbh, you strike me as quite academic, not that you can know much about someone from some forum posts I suppose.

I'm one of those infuriating people that has a habit of just absorbing knowledge without trying, I remember the most benign facts.

I put almost no effort in to my education at all but got tidy GCSEs, good A-Levels and was on course for a first without really showing up or revising for anything (though I concede I would probably have been in for a shock come my third year.) I can blag a good essay and that's always carried me.

But the joke's on me, ultimately, I flippantly picked a degree I turned out to loathe without researching the course or the institution I was going to be paying thousands for, got bored, dropped out and now I'm in debt over nothing with a shit CV.

So, yanno, swings and roundabouts. :whistle:

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Saxondale

Saxondale

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When trying to buy cigarettes at a supermarket from the one available till in the whole shop that can serve tobacco and there's always some ridiculous cretin in front taking 15 mins to have their past 12 months worth of lottery tickets checked and buying several dozen lines for their work syndicate.

Let me buy my cigarettes please - it's a 20 second transaction!

:mad:

PS. I await the "herher, try not smoking then, herher" responses. :doh:

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Webbo

Webbo

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When trying to buy cigarettes at a supermarket from the one available till in the whole shop that can serve tobacco and there's always some ridiculous cretin in front taking 15 mins to have their past 12 months worth of lottery tickets checked and buying several dozen lines for their work syndicate.

Let me buy my cigarettes please - it's a 20 second transaction!

:mad:

PS. I await the "herher, try not smoking then, herher" responses. :doh:

One day your lungs will thank that lottery checker. :innocent:

Saxondale

Saxondale

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One day your lungs will thank that lottery checker. :innocent:

Pros and cons of smoking aside, I think my point extends to anything in a supermarket that's only available at the kiosk!

Stamps, mobile credit, scratchcards!

Finnegan

Finnegan

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The lottery fucks me off everywhere. The shop I go to during lunch is the worst, I just want a bottle of chuffing Ribena and I often end up waiting for someone to get about six bzillion tickets.

Saxondale

Saxondale

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The lottery fucks me off everywhere. The shop I go to during lunch is the worst, I just want a bottle of chuffing Ribena and I often end up waiting for someone to get about six bzillion tickets.

They should automate the ruddy thing. I know it's age-restricted, blah blah...

But there has to be a better way than the timewasters spending literally all day at the kiosk infuriating customers who just want to buy some cigarettes / Polos / Ribena.

Yojoe36

Yojoe36

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The lottery fucks me off everywhere. The shop I go to during lunch is the worst, I just want a bottle of chuffing Ribena and I often end up waiting for someone to get about six bzillion tickets.

:ph34r:

FoxesAreBlue

FoxesAreBlue

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What sort of a sainsburys doesn't stock squirty cream and marshmallows to go with it's hot chocolate powder?

Buy some chocolate and melt it in a bowl over anpan of boiling water - dip the marshmallows in - I did this yesterday (with galaxy chocolate) it's pure heaven on earth

lcfcadam

lcfcadam

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Useless bar-staff.

My scenario earlier - wander in to pub,

Me: "Yeah, hi can I get 2 fingers of the Glenmorangie whisky please?"

Barmaid: "What?"

Me: "Two fingers of Glenmorangie, y'know about 25mL"

Barmaid: "Err, yeah it's just whisky"

Me: "forget it, can I have a pint of..."

You'd have thought as a barmaid she'd understand the measurements for serving things such as whisky.

Edit: Oh, and people who drag you into their relationship issues. You're having problems with your significant other, talk to them, leave me out of it.

Never, ever heard anyone ask for a drink in "fingers"... :unsure:

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cambridgefox

cambridgefox

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Useless bar-staff.

My scenario earlier - wander in to pub,

Me: "Yeah, hi can I get 2 fingers of the Glenmorangie whisky please?"

Barmaid: "What?"

Me: "Two fingers of Glenmorangie, y'know about 25mL"

Barmaid: "Err, yeah it's just whisky"

Me: "forget it, can I have a pint of..."

You'd have thought as a barmaid she'd understand the measurements for serving things such as whisky.

Edit: Oh, and people who drag you into their relationship issues. You're having problems with your significant other, talk to them, leave me out of it.

There are a lot of pubs that if you asked for a couple of fingers,you would be walking home sobbing and walking in a strange way.From now on may i suggest ordering in the correct manner.

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