What grinds my gears...

[flowwolf]

Young people who insist on fiddling with their mobiles no matter where they are. I went to a funeral last week and one spotty little thoughtless twat was actually stood at the grave side sending some no doubt pointless drivel to another pointless waste of space a text message. I felt like pushing the brain dead mobile moron into the grave and then dancing on it .

[Stay Positive]

Young people who insist on fiddling with their mobiles no matter where they are. I went to a funeral last week and one spotty little thoughtless twat was actually stood at the grave side sending some no doubt pointless drivel to another pointless waste of space a text message. I felt like pushing the brain dead mobile moron into the grave and then dancing on it .

My mum actually sent me a text once that read "Going to Vic's funeral. L O L". She thought L O L was "lots of love", bless her. Have to admit, that's the first time I've laughed when someone told me they were going to a funeral. Edited 5 January 2012 by Stay Positive

[Bellend Sebastian]

People who offer you a biscuit (or some other such item), and then, when you decline, seem to have it in their head that you DO in fact want a biscuit, and continue incessantly to offer you a biscuit over and over again. I DON'T WANT AN EFFING BISCUIT< ALRIGHT?!!!

I don't really understand this 'not wanting a biscuit' thing. Surely that's not possible?

[Bellend Sebastian]

My mum actually sent me a text once that read "Going to Vic's funeral. L O L". She thought L O L was "lots of love", bless her. Have to admit, that's the first time I've laughed when someone told me they were going to a funeral.

I know someone else's mum that did that. It read 'your uncle's passed away L O L mum'. It made everyone feel a lot better about it

Edited 5 January 2012 by Bellend Sebastian

[flowwolf]

Not wanting a biscuit really does takes the biscuit ( I think )

[Stay Positive]

Can we move on from the biscuits now everyone?

[The Doctor]

People who want to stop the discussion of biccys.

yum!!!!!!!

[StanSP]

Can we move on from the biscuits now everyone?

You sound like you need something to calm you down. Something to relax with. Cup of tea? With a biscuit, perhaps?

[Stay Positive]

You sound like you need something to calm you down. Something to relax with. Cup of tea? With a biscuit, perhaps?

I do have biscuits SOMETIMES you know. I'm not one of the anti-biscuit brigade.

[I am Rod Hull]

[FoxesAreBlue]

Buying an ipod off eBay and the second after pressing confirm realising iv bought a fvcking pink one

[Webbo]

Clicking on people's names on here instead of clicking to see what they've posted. I've been doing it since the upgrade.

[purpleronnie]

This will be popular.

People who drink tea, not really the fact they drink tea but how they drink it.

First it starts with a large intake of breath as the cup gets closer, followed by the inevitable slurp, followed by the really pleasant ahhhh afterwards!!!

A real treat for the eyes and ears.

Edited 6 January 2012 by purpleronnie

[I am Rod Hull]

This will be popular.

People who drink tea, not really the fact they drink tea but how they drink it.

First it starts with a large intake of breath as the cup gets closer, followed by the inevitable slurp, followed by the really pleasant ahhhh afterwards!!!

A real treat for the eyes and ears.

You cant have a good cupper without the slurp and the ahhhh, its traditional.

[Saxondale]

Yeah, slurping has to be frowned upon.

[Finnegan]

I neither slurp my tea nor do I 'aaah' these are highly offensive generalizations against the tea drinking race. I think those you mean to bemoan are noisy eaters, shit eating scrum who can rot.

[Saxondale]

Yes, noisy eaters can shit off too. I put them in the same bracket.

[Saxondale]

Scrolling through my Virgin Media TV Guide and seeing 'Keeping Up...', thinking 'yes, an episode of the excellent 90s sitcom Keeping Up Appearances!' and subsequently realising that it's actually Keeping Up With The Kardashians - a programme about, err, some Americans. That grinds my gears.

[I am Rod Hull]

Until its made a criminal offence, I`ll slurp and ahhhh all I want.

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Binmen...

Wednesday night / Thursday morning my bin was blown over so I pulled it back from the pavement and onto the drive (about 5 yards away from where it was). Woke up to find that they never emptied it, the lazy tossers.

[acooling08]

Bernie Ecclestone grinds my gears. Stupid money grabbing little shit. Some of us can't afford Sky Sports.

[AyewJoking]

Scrolling through my Virgin TV channels and getting excited to see keeping up with the kardashians only to realise its on a channel we dont have.

Seriously though, Keeping up with the Kardashians - what a load of cringeworthy plop!

[Webbo]

I see Kim Kardashian in the papers all the time and I still have no idea who she is.

[Finnegan]

I see Kim Kardashian in the papers all the time and I still have no idea who she is.

If you've seen her in the paper you know who she is.

That's all she is.

[MikeyT]

Clicking on people's names on here instead of clicking to see what they've posted. I've been doing it since the upgrade.

Yup, I do that a lot too.

[The Doctor]

I feel greatly lucky to have no idea what this Kardashian lot are - to me it just sounds like something out of star-trek.